Michael Jackson Bigger Than the Second Coming of Christ!

I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan. Not one of the jump on the bandwagon types who re-became a fan after he died. His albums were always on my Ipod -- next to Britney and Madonna -- and I actually stuck with him during his molestation trial. "Isn't sacrificing one or two boys a year worth the King of Pop," I always asked... I always viewed it as the same thing as throwing a virgin to the Volcano Gods. For the greater good of the village was my opinion.

But even I am tired of all the news coverage, ghost spottings, and tacky tributes, so thank god it is almost over!

As I type this his body is either on its way or at the Staples Center and 1 billion people are expected to watch it on TV, or break the Internets watching it online. You can watch it below or just do what I am doing; ignoring the coverage and saying goodbye for the last time.

This will probably be our last ever Michael Jackson post until he comes back from the dead like the Bible promises.

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