Someone Slap Lindsay Lohan

Why does it seem like every celebrity I like early on always winds up disappointing me? I was really excited with The Rock being my new action star, and now I'm stuck watching him in bad kids movies like Witch Mountain. And where is Bobcat Goldthwait's new film? I don't want him directing TV -- I want a new Shakes the Clown damn it! Why does Hollywood hate me?

Now I can add Lindsay Lohan to my list. She hasn't had an acting job since her Hallmark channel movie Labor Pains, and now she is turning down roles in films like The Hangover, because she decided the script had no potential? Did Just My Luck have some kind of potential us common folk missed?

HoHan was offered the role of the stripper Jade by director Todd Phillips, but she let it go to Heather Graham instead... because I guess she is above playing a stripper? Need I remind you and her about the pile of puke called I Know Who Killed Me? Where she played a stripper?

To make it even worst Phillips didn't even want her at first. A "source" told the Daily News, "The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her, and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"

At this point Lohan should like any script that doesn't feature "cum" or "blowjob" in the title, and if she continues to be an idiot then she may want to start considering those too.