Britney's Late Night Bomb!

Britney Spears appeared in a bikini on Letterman last night to read "The Top 10 Ways the World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President." The list was not very funny IMO, but it's not her fault, she didn't write it!

Here is the Top Ten List:

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy?
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.