Heidi Montag to 'Perform' At Miss Universe!

Sometimes you just have to let things go, like baseball cards, it is a dying and dated hobby. Another example is the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant , the only time people care about that crap is when a scandal is involved.

And now Donald Trump's plan to save it is to have Heidi Montag perform at it. I didn't even know that Montag "performed." What the hell does she do? We are talking about the chick who can't even get posing nude right!