Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Need Money: Sue Gawker

I remember in 2005 when I was watching Project Greenlight they said they needed a "hero" for the film and they brought in Eric Dane, prompting a big "who the fuck is that" from me, and now that he is forever etched in my brain because of his leaked naked tape, he is pissed about it?

Well I'm pissed because his naked tape sucked! Maybe I should sue him, his washed up girlfriend Rebecca Gayheart and their hooker friend -- whatever-her-name-is -- for wasting my valuable time.

TMZ reported that "Dane and Gayheart filed a lawsuit today in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming Gawker.com had not only unlawfully posted almost 4 minutes of the private video that was shot behind closed doors, but "maliciously" distributed the video and included nude shots of the fabulous threesome -- the third wheel was former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche." Oh yeah that is the hooker's name!

The couple are asking for $1 million in damages.

Gawker's publisher, Nick Denton responded to the lawsuit by twittering, "To quote the great Marty Singer -- Eric Dane's lawyer -- if you don't want a sex tape on the internet, 'don't make one!'"

I say, "If you're going to make a naked tape at least make it a good one!"