America's Next Top Model: Trap-Jaw Eliminated

Tyra Banks is really shaking things up on America's Next Top Model this year! Last night she eliminated Bianca -- the obligatory Tranny Weirdo of the season. This character normally -- no matter how bad she does -- makes it pretty far in the competition, but Bianca's downfall came at the hands of Ashley, because Tyra was not about to send home the girl "she discovered" in the audience of the Tyra Banks show.

The episode started with a very, very long commercial for Walmart by Nigel Barker and his wife, Cristen Chin. The challenge involved a Supermarket Sweep type of race where the girls pushed and shoved each other around for clothes and makeup. It was the first time that ANTM may have portrayed the modeling industry in a true fashion. A bunch of bitches stabbing each other in the backs... Even though the albino Erin took it the most serious and scratched and clawed her way to the finish line, Sundai ultimately won the challenge and a $1,000 Wal-Mart giftcard.

The photo shoot was conducted by Tyra, who chose the winner right on the set, and that chick received immunity from elimination (the one with the big ears who was in the bottom two last week won). The bottom two came down to Ashley and Bianca, and Bianca was the one sent home. Mostly because Ashley is Tyra's protege and Bianca was in the bottom two, three weeks in a row.

It is a shame that we didn't have a chance to spend more time with Bianca because I just figured out who she resembled and now I have no idea who this year's villain is supposed to be (the trash talking Ashley perhaps?).

Whenever Bianca smiles -- which is rare -- she has this cash drawer set of gums that extends from the top of her mouth. I'm surprised the judges never warned her not to smile, because it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing things I have ever seen. She reminds me of Trap-Jaw from He-Man or perhaps the Alien Queen from the Alien movies. I wanted to have more time to study it, but now I will never get the chance. I hope the producers of the show have something great up their sleeves because America's Next Top Model is just not good without a villain. I really hope someone steps up and fills Trap-Jaw's shoes.