Melrose Place Needs To Be Racier

The biggest drama on Melrose Place this season has been Ashlee Simpson's awful acting, and even her being fired wasn't that dramatic since the only person who disagreed was her sister Jessica Simpson. In all my years of TV watching I can't recall a time when every person in the universe agreed that someone sucked so bad that they needed to go. But this isn't about Simpson (Who I will miss. Her awfulness was starting to become something I looked forward to each week) this is about how boring Melrose has become.

I was a fan of the new show, but as each week passes I lose more and more interest. Where is the drama and sleaze? The biggest scandal this year; Riley kissing Auggie and Lauren becoming a hooker! That shit would have been scandalous in 1987 not 2009! Where it the sex, the back stabbing, the lesbians? Shit Gossip Girl and Heroes has been racier this season.

It is time to up the ante Melrose, someone needs to die, be raped and have a threesome. Kill off Riley, have Ashlee the bomb restaurant she works at, bring Sydney back as a zombie... Just do something because the show is starting to resemble Sesame Street by today's standards.

Seriously a kissing scandal? You have to do better than that!