Kim Kardassian Salad Sex Tape

Sadly Kim Kardassian's sex tape was the last decent celebrity sex tape that was ever leaked, and to be honest, it wasn't really that great in the first place. Actually her Carl's Jr salad commercial is more spank worthy. Check it out below.

And while I'm on the subject of sex tapes; I would like to take the opportunity to say that we have really hit an all-time low in the celebrity sex tape category. This is a plea to all so-called celebrity "friends" and help (maids, roadies, chefs) to get their shit together and steal us some more celeb sexy tapes already! We are in a real drought here! That boring Tila Tequila blowjob preview just isn't cutting it! There has to be a Tiger Woods' sex tape out there somewhere and I'm demanding it now!

Thank you!