Paris Hilton Loses Family Inheritance

Paris Hilton’s grandfather, Barron Hilton, is so ticked off by Paris’ trashy, floozy behavior that he had cut her and the entire family off from their inheritance. The $60 million (possibly quite more) is going to charity instead of his family, which includes 11 grandchildren.

According to the Daily Mail, “He was and is extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”

Paris is estimated at $7 million in income last year and bragged she was developing hotels, casinos, and clubs. Paris is getting $10 million for “The Simple Life” Season 6, $2 million for her perfume brand, an upcoming animated series, a cell phone game in her likeness, and a line of purses. While Paris isn’t likely to be hurt by this thanks to her attention seeking whorish practices, her extended family members will. Her dad will also miss out on the inheritance, but will still have money “because of his property portfolio.”

This sounds like an episode of “The Beverly Hillbillies.” Klassy!