Artie Lange Attempted Suicide?

When it was announced that Howard Stern's sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized for "undisclosed reasons," we all thought it meant "drug overdose", but according to Page Six it was for an attempted suicide.

"Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt," sources told The Post. "Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman. Lange sustained six 'hesitation wounds' and three deep plunges."

"We all have our demons," Stern said on the air this week, but it must take some serious evil demons or really, really great drugs to be able to stab yourself nine times. Just overdose next time! It sounds much more peaceful and painless.