Angelina Jolie

From the premiere of Inglourious Basterds

This is what a "family insider" told Star magazine:

"Yes, Angie is pregnant. They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."

The source claims that Jolie is about two and a half months pregnant with baby number 7!

This is indeed a result of the pressure Jolie must be feeling from her competitors OctoMom and Madonna. Madge's failure to secure 4-year-old, Mercy Jamees from Malawi opened the door for Jolie to get knocked up, temporarily defeating Madonna and getting her one-step closer to taking her crown back from OctoMom. She is only an adoption away from nine-babies, a luxury Nadya Suleman does not have. Jolie will be the baby queen once again, and can get back to focusing on raising her own personal army for world domination very soon. Suleman be damned!

This is also perfect timing since Star claims that Angie and Brad have been fighting since she caught her husband "warmly comforting a nanny in February."

It should be like the Olympics when Angelina Jolie decides she wants to adopt. Countries should campaign to have her choose one of their babies, it has to be great for publicity and the economy. They could give tours of the village, build a statue and sell t-shirts. Other poor children could tell tales about how they were "almost picked," but backstabbed by the actual chosen one on daytime talk shows. It could make them go from Third World to Second World over night.

During an interview on the Today show, host Matt Lauer asked Jolie if she and Brad Pitt are considering another adoption, Jolie nodded and answered "Yeah." Ten minutes laster Brad Pitt was found dead from a self-inflicted gun wound...Just kidding. You can watch the video below, but the "adoption announcement" does not happen until after the six-minute mark. The rest is just a bunch of crap about her new movie Changeling and Lauer talking about his kid or something.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt must have heard how much the Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding pictures were going for, because Pitt snapped some "private" pictures of Jolie feeding her baby and sold them to W magazine. However, Lynn's pictures were underage pictures, I hear they tend to go for a little more these days.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I understand that breast feeding is natural, but that doesn't mean your poor waiter or waitress, gas station attendant, or the general public has to share in the experience. Peeing is natural and I can get a ticket for doing it in public, I also don't poop at the table while my waiter is taking my order, so why torture people by throwing your baby's feeding time in their face.

My two greatest fears when I waited tables were:

1) Walking up while people were praying
2) Walking up while someone was breast feeding

This is the awkward position it puts waiters in. You walk up to the table and notice something is different. You think to yourself "is that chick breast feeding?" You look, then you go, "oh my god she must think I was checking out her boob." Immediately when your mind says "boob" your eyes automatically look back, and you keep repeating the process. Then all of a sudden you're the pervert when all you wanted to do was refill her fucking water. It's a cruel situation to put people in, very selfish and rude!

I'm not saying Clint Eastwood's newest film, Changeling is going to suck, I'm just saying these pictures I got from the film are boring. However if you are a Angelina Jolie fanatic then these may excite you. The Changeling starring; Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich, Jeffrey Donovan, Colm Feore, Amy Ryan, and Michael Kelly, will be in theaters October 24, 2008.

Synopsis:

Clint Eastwood directs Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich in a provocative thriller based on actual events: Changeling. In the film, Christine Collins' (Jolie) prayers are met when her kidnapped son is returned. But amidst the frenzy of the photo-op reunion, she realizes this child is not hers. Facing corrupt police and a skeptical public, she desperately hunts for answers, only to be confronted by a truth that will change her forever.

Los Angeles, 1928: On a Saturday morning in a working-class suburb, Christine said goodbye to her son, Walter, and left for work. When she came home, she discovered he had vanished. A fruitless search ensues, and months later, a boy claiming to be the nine-year-old is returned. Dazed by the swirl of cops, reporters and her conflicted emotions, Christine allows him to stay overnight. But in her heart, she knows he is not Walter.

More pictures after the jump.  read more »

When I first saw the headline; Rosanne Mad at Jolie and Pitt, I had to sit here for 5 minutes asking myself, "Who the hell is 'Rosanne?'" Then I realized they meant Rosanne Barr and then I thought, "Who the fuck cares what she thinks?"

Anyway Barr is pissed at Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. On her Blog, Roseanne's World she writes: "jon voight is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth."

Then she goes on to bash Jolie for not endorsing Obama yet: " jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin'). Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan?"

Jesus I didn't know Barr was so passionate about politics or that she is too lazy to capitalize words, but the image of Obama with a bone in his nose did make me giggle. That Barr is High-Larious!

Children are like Pokemon to Angelina Jolie, she just has to collect them all, and now reports are saying she is eying China.

A source told Britain’s Star magazine: “Angelina is devastated over the earthquake that occurred in China in May. She has been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her UN involvement, and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned kids. She’s made overtures offering a home to one earthquake orphan, or even two if they are siblings." - via Hollywoodrag.com

Doesn't she have a chinese one already? I have no idea, I can't keep up. Let me see here; there is Zahara, Maddox Pax, Shiloh, Sneezy and Dopey. Plus the new twins!

Brad Pitt is going to kill himself, because this bitch is losing her mind! She seriously has to be planning world domination in like 10 years. Her army is being raised right before of our eyes, and we are paying millions of dollars to see a few baby pictures?!? Anyone ever heard of Nazi Germany! It is going to be worse. Its cute now but it won't be in for long!

Oh yeah I am sick today. So leave me alone!  read more »

While The Dark Knight is busy kicking butt at the box office there is another battle for supremacy going on; Brangelina's twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon are getting ready to knock Shiloh, Jennifer Lopez' -- Max and Emme, and the Cruise's -- Suri down a few notches. People magazine won the bidding war for the international rights to publish the twin's pictures, and while no one knows for sure what they paid, the asking price is being estimated at $14 million.

That is a lot of magazines they have to sell to bored housewives at the checkout stand.

However don't get pissed, that someone not even a year old has earned more money than you will see in a lifetime. First of all there are two of them so that means they only earned $7 million a piece. Second Angelina and Brad said they are going to donate all the money to charity. Which is nice since together they probably have more money than god.

The cover will debut online Sunday at 7 p.m. EST, so you still have time to invite your friends over and throw a countdown party.

Remember the original Batman franchise -- part 1 & 2 directed by Tim Burton? Do you remember how quickly they went to crap, once they started adding too many characters and flavor of the month celebrities? Chris O'Donnell, Alicia Silverstone, three villains, two sidekicks, all in one film! Well hopefully the new Batman franchise doesn't let history repeat itself and dodges the dreaded Trilogy slump. Maybe they should quit while they are still ahead.

First Rumor - A source told the Telegraph: "Producers are convinced that the role of The Riddler is perfect for [Johnny] Depp. Johnny’s a pro. He’ll be able to take direction and still make the character his own."

While some fan boys may cringe at the mention of Johnny Depp, he has never let me down. Picturing him as The Riddler may be kind of hard, however Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin makes my stomach turn.

Second Rumor - Telegraph: "What better Penguin is there than Philip Seymour Hoffman?"  read more »

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived their new twins, Vivienne and Knox, through in-vitro fertilization, says US Weekly.

A source claims, "They conceived through in vitro fertilization. They both desperately wanted more babies soon."

Why were they desperate? They are not that old (Angie is only 33!) and it isn’t like they don’t already have a gigantic brood of children already.

But this might explain why Jolie had twins as multiples are a side effect of IVF. According to Dr. Arthur Wisot, the chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age is less than 1%. But with in-vitro the chances shot to 25%!  read more »