Beyonce

I have to admit I was one of the people in the past who agreed that Britney Spears could possibly be the next Madonna, but in my defense... It was right after Toxic and around that time it didn't look like there was any chance that we would ever get a self made genius like Madonna again. White people were stuck with Disney created car wrecks and Britney seemed to be poised to take over the world at that moment. I'm now ashamed that I was willing to give Madge's crown away to the first crack head impersonator that came along and would like to publicly apologize to her. It is also why I'm reluctant to jump on the Lady Gaga bandwagon.

Don't get me wrong! I'm a huge Gaga fan and don't think she is a fad, but I'm just going to wait until Madonna is dead to see if Gaga is still around... If she is, then I will officially agree that the torch should be passed. Until then I'm not making any comparisons and all I can hope for is that they team up for a song before I die.

I just needed to get that off my chest. Here is Beyonce and Gaga's new video for Video Phone. The song is king of corny but this is one Gaga team-up we can check off our checklist. If she ever does a duet with Cyndi Lauper my head will explode!

P.S. I still love Britney she just ain't no Madonna!

I'm not sure how many copies of Brooke Hogan's album actually sold -- I'm guessing a couple thousand, but it didn't stop her from talking trash on Beyonce, Cassie and Heidi Montag. The sad thing is I'm not sure who is more pathetic, Brooke or Heidi. I wonder whose Playboy would sell more copies? That could settle the feud.

Anywhoo, check out the video below of Hogan's Sirius interview where she says Beyonce "needs to go and make some babies and chill," and comments of Cassie's vagina.

The vagina comment is in reference to the nude Cassie pictures that were leaked on the internet. People over 18 and not at work can check them out here.

This weekend I had a dilemma because I really, really wanted to see Obsessed starring Beyonce, but I can't stand crowded movie theaters. I have actually been waiting for this ever since I saw the trailer (Watch Obsessed tailer here) in December of 2008, so I almost went to the theater Saturday because I figured I would be the only person seeing it... I guess I was wrong because it was the number one film this weekend. It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks it has been way too long since we have had a Fatal Attraction/The Crush type movie... or maybe there was just nothing else good out. Hmmmm? Never mind!

Anyway if you are like me and enjoy movies like The Crush, Poison Ivy, or say...Single White Female, check out the trailer for Crush (2009)... Not the Alicia Silverstone one -- a new one. Oh yeah and that link has a picture of Silverstone's body double's butt so it may not be safe for workish.

Weekend Box Office For April 24–26, 2009

1 Obsessed $28,500,000
2 17 Again $11,665,000 -
3 Fighting $11,441,000
4 The Soloist $9,715,000
5 Earth (2009) $8,554,000
6 Monsters Vs. Aliens $8,524,000
7 State of Play $6,891,000
8 Hannah Montana The Movie $6,372,000
9 Fast and Furious $6,062,000
10 Crank: High Voltage $2,400,000  read more »

I have no idea if this is real or not, but this is supposedly the unedited board feed from Beyonce's performance on the Today back in November. I have been reading the comments on YouTube from the people claiming it is fake, and these people are getting it all wrong. Basically it is the same thing that happened to Britney Spears when someone released the sounds from her mic while she was lip synching in concert. This is what some performers really sound like when they're singing along with a CD. So to all of the people on YouTube who are using "watching the show" as proof that this is fake, this isn't what you heard, you were hearing a recording.

With that said I'm not claiming this is real, Howard Stern played it on his radio show, and this is what they're claiming it is. It may have been tampered with or slowed down like some people are claiming, I have no idea. If it is real Beyonce really had to piss someone off for them to leak this, because it is horribly, horribly awful.

UPDATE: This is a joke, the jokester told TMZ, "It's a little bit crazy. No one in their right mind would sound like that, and no one would cheer for someone singing like that."

Here is an interesting catfight; Etta James who Beyonce portrayed in the film Cadillac Records, is bitter that Beyonce got to sing for the President and not her. Beyonce was invited to sing the song, At Last at Obama's inauguration and Etta made it clear that that shit ain't right! I agree, Etta may be too old to play herself in a movie, but if Obama wanted to hear someone sing the song, he should of went with the person who has been singing it "forever."

In a Seattle concert a few nights ago James told the crowd, "You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t MY President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped….Beyonce…I can’t stand Beyonce.How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all…"

You can hear the audio here, text just doesn't do her rant justice.  read more »

2009's Obsessed starring Beyoncé is basically a black version of Fatal Attraction. Remember when they remade Can't Buy Me Love with Nick Cannon and The Honeymooners with Cedric the Entertainer? Yeah basically the same thing, except they left the crazy bitch as a white chick. Watch Ali Larter suffer from some serious and murderous jungle fever below.

Official Synopsis:

A successful professional man with a beautiful wife finds his idyllic life threatened by a temp in his office who reveals herself as a stalker.

My description is way better.

The movie also stars Idris Elba Stringer Bell from The Wire, Christine Lahti and Jerry O'Connell!

Shane Mercado is known for embarrassing Beyonce by doing a better version of her Single Ladies on YouTube (See video below), she has even appeared on the The Bonnie Hunt Show (Watch Here), and may be getting more popular than Beyonce as we speak.

The other night they finally met up at NYC premiere of Cadillac Records, and Mercado showed up Beyonce once again. Beyonce showed off her armpit, and it looked like my butthole when my hemorrhoids flare up (toilet-paper dingleberries included), but Mercado looked hot in her scarf and leather jacket. Look at Beyonce's face, she is so thinking "I'm going to have your little bitch ass killed."

Mercado's Hunt Show appearance actually brings tears to me eyes everytime I watch it.  read more »

Hollyscoop claims to have broken the scoop that Jay-Z knocked up Beyonce Knowles, which is the reason for their hasty marriage.

A source close to the couple revealed, "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding."

The source said that all the friends and family members that attended the super private wedding were aware that Beyonce already had a bun in the oven. That might explain why none of the guests talked and why no wedding photos were released. Did Beyonce look fat in her dress?  read more »

This is possibly why Jay-Z and Beyonce took so long to get married. First, marriage sucks! Second, we all waited over 5-years for them to tie the knot, now we all waiting for the divorce and possibly the tell-all-book. People are evil.

The magazine The Mirror claims that the newlyweds first reported fight took place at a Hollywood Bowl gig, after a DJ tried to play Crazy In Love Jay-Z told him: "Fuck that. Sorry Bey but fuck that- let’s play something else.”  read more »