Brad Pitt

I tried to watch the Brad Pitt/ Ann Curry interview but I couldn't make it through all the Hurricane Katrina crap. Kattrina is so outdated! Why are they still talking about it?

This is the kind of crap my mom used to put on the TV and say, "Oh here is Brad Pitt. You like him," because one time she saw me watching a Brad Pitt movie. Then I would get stuck watching 15 minutes of some celebrity talking about how they're going to save the world, while I would have rather been watching A Current Affair.

Anywhoo, if you jump to around the 4 minute mark, Curry brings up some sappy Pitt quote about love from Parade Magazine. Pitt claims he stands by his quote, but adds something about someday love not being there, and “The greater the love, the greater the loss." I wonder who or what he is talking about... Hmmmmm!

If I were you I would skip the Pitt interview and watch this one instead, because that is some true love right there!

Brad Pitt likes gays and there is enough money to go around for black babies and gay marriage...Yay! Pitt donated $100,000 to support gay marriage and to fight the dreaded Proposition 8. "An initiative on California’s November ballot that would overturn the state Supreme Court decision to legalize same-sex marriage," The Associated Press' words not mine.

Pitt said in a statement: , “Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn’t harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8."

Piit and Angelina also recently announced that they donated $2 million to help fight H.I.V./AIDS in Ethiopia...Yay!

They are going to save the world, one third-world baby at a time. And I ask you: What have you done for the world lately?

Every morning when I wake up the first thing I think is: "Who is this fat chick in my bed," then I check under the covers to make sure she doesn't have a penis. Oh come on it has happened to all of us. The second thing I think is: "I wonder how the twins are doing?"

It took two months for Brad Pitt to tell us, "The twins are fine." Two months of crying myself (okay drinking myself) to sleep wondering how Knox and Vivienne are doing.

While Pitt and George Clooney are goofing off in Italy promoting their new film, Burn After Reading, we all have to sit here wondering? Pitt should give us an update every morning, it should be like the President, every network should carry it and every show interrupted with: The Twins Update 2008.

That reminds me, I hope the Twins reveal what candidate they endorse soon. I need to know who I am supposed to vote for. My write in vote for Gary Coleman each year never seems to help.

Quentin Tarantino must have learned his lesson from his last film, Grindhouse flopping. So he is making sure his new film, Inglorious Bastards has a little more star power -- Brad Pitt.

Inglorious Bastards is based on Enzo G. Castellari’s 1978 movie with the same name. Tarantino plans to have his version premiere at the Cannes Film Festival in May 2009. Simon Pegg and Nastassja Kinski are also in talks to join the cast along with Pitt.

Kinski is the daughter of Klaus Kinski, she gained notoriety by appearing naked in the horror film To the Devil a Daughter while still a minor. Bet they will keep that out of the movie's PR.

(Read Inglorious Bastards 1978 review here.)

Synopsis:

During World War II a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" who are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis. The Basterds soon cross paths with a French-Jewish teenage girl who runs a movie theater in Paris which is targeted by the soldiers.  read more »

While The Dark Knight is busy kicking butt at the box office there is another battle for supremacy going on; Brangelina's twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon are getting ready to knock Shiloh, Jennifer Lopez' -- Max and Emme, and the Cruise's -- Suri down a few notches. People magazine won the bidding war for the international rights to publish the twin's pictures, and while no one knows for sure what they paid, the asking price is being estimated at $14 million.

That is a lot of magazines they have to sell to bored housewives at the checkout stand.

However don't get pissed, that someone not even a year old has earned more money than you will see in a lifetime. First of all there are two of them so that means they only earned $7 million a piece. Second Angelina and Brad said they are going to donate all the money to charity. Which is nice since together they probably have more money than god.

The cover will debut online Sunday at 7 p.m. EST, so you still have time to invite your friends over and throw a countdown party.

There are some people you just don't screw with; Oprah , Angelia Jolie and her chosen ones Knox and Vivienne. You can screw with Brad Pitt but only when he is alone, he does not control the universe like Oprah and Joile do.

E! Online reports that two very lucky paparazzi only had to deal with Joile's guards, while trying to get pictures of the family on her French estate. The two men snuck onto the property in camouflage suits trying to snap pictures that they reportedly already sold for $11 million-$14 million.

Shit for that much I would have got them a Angelina pap smear.

"We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy's just gone berserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had hepatitis C," Tony Webb, head of the Jolie-Pitt guard squad, told Reuters.

When the dust settled, everybody was taken to a nearby village where they all pressed charges on each other.

The two cameramen are lucky that Joile did no catch them because assault and battery charges would have been the least of their worries. Knox and Vivienne would have pulled some Children of the Damned crap on them, making their eyes bleed and rectums explode. They should get out of France asap, but nowhere may be safe now!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived their new twins, Vivienne and Knox, through in-vitro fertilization, says US Weekly.

A source claims, "They conceived through in vitro fertilization. They both desperately wanted more babies soon."

Why were they desperate? They are not that old (Angie is only 33!) and it isn’t like they don’t already have a gigantic brood of children already.

But this might explain why Jolie had twins as multiples are a side effect of IVF. According to Dr. Arthur Wisot, the chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age is less than 1%. But with in-vitro the chances shot to 25%!  read more »

Angelina Jolie may have not verbally confirmed her pregnancy at the Independent Spirit Awards, but there is no denying that she is knocked up with her second child.  read more »