Casey Aldridge

It has been a long time since we have heard from Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears, and it took Casey cracking open his head to make the news again. You may remember Aldridge became famous for shooting his load into Britney Spears' sister resulting in 10-month-old Maddie Spears/Aldridge(?).

Anyway he was in a car accident Sunday morning resulting in "a cracked skull." A family source told People, he has been "in and out" of consciousness, but "It's not as serious as we thought at first."

2Snaps wishes him a speedy recovery. We will keep you updated if anything serious happens. If you don't hear from us just assume he is okay and back to riding tractors and cheating on Spears again.

UPDATE: Here are more details via TMZ: "Cops tell us while Casey was heading north on the 606 in Louisiana early this morning, he swerved off the right side of the road and into a ditch, then over-corrected his turn back onto the pavement, causing the car to flip. During the flip, 3 people -- including Casey -- were ejected from the car."  read more »

White Trash sperm are like weeds, they just can't be stopped, and Casey Aldridge may have some of the most potent stuff on the planet (Not to mention the second most famous splooge in 2008, the guy who knocked up Palin's daughter is first of course). Soon after Aldridge denied rumors of knocking up another women, the National Enquirer reported that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant again. Yes they have spawned a second time and only three months after giving birth to baby Maddie Briann.

How does one get knocked up so quick again? By being an idiot of course. A source told the Enquirer that “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding."

Priceless! I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. She probably also fell for the "You can't get knocked up the first time" line when she lost her virginity. I wonder what happened to that baby?

The family was desperately trying to keep it out of the news but like Aldridge told OK magazine, "In a small town, everybody knows everybody. But when money's involved, you find out who your friends are," and it looks like someone sold them out again. They should really learn to keep their mouths shut.

The "close source" revealed that Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and her mom is pissed! So pissed that her friends are trying to get her to abort it. I bet Sarah Palin will agree to adopt it right before election day! I can see the headlines now: Republican VP Saves Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby From Vacuum Cleaner! It will win them the election, mark my words!  read more »

What happens when you put 500 hick teens in a barn for a "barn party"? Naturally someone gets molested and one of the pregnant chicks gets beat up.

The National Enquirer reports that on April 5th Casey Aldridge convinced the knocked up Spears to attend a party at his friend's barn. When two teens started to fight over who got to kiss their cousin...  read more »

Ahh white trash love, John Deere teething rings, Ruby Tuesday birthday dinners and pointing guns at paparazzi, it just gets better and better for Britney Spears' sister and her fiance Casey Aldridge.

On a video posted on TMZ you can see Aldridge is loaded with more than just sperm, he is also packing a gun and had no problem pointing it at some fat guy with a camera.

Casey was pissed that the fat guy was on what he claims is a "private" road, the fat guy claims it is a public road. I claim I do not care, but listen closely to Aldridge's hick drawl, it is priceless.

"I reckon you don't not want to be fucking with Casey Aldridge, or he might pop a cap in your ass."