Celebrities

Time to dust off the old Red and Blue Anaglyph glasses, because old school 3D is making a comeback in the September issue of Vogue Italy. Hoarders -- the only people who probably still have a pair of the old 3D glasses -- can peep at Miranda Kerr's 3D boobie here (site not safe for work or minors).

This may be the lance chance to see Kerr before she gets fat from Orlando Bloom's sperm. The Victoria's Secret model became pregnant around March of 2010. By my guesstimation that should make her 5 months pregnant? Since I do not care or deal with pregnant women, I do not know when she will become gross.

There is another safe for work 3D pic after the jump.  read more »

Paris Hilton is the latest "celebrity" to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. Hilton dressed as the 1960s actress to promote her new perfume -- her tenth perfume! Who the hell is buying Paris Hilton perfume? Probably the same people who buy David Hasselhoff CDs. And we thought Germany's worst crimes against humanity was the holocaust.

"I love Marilyn Monroe," said Paris. "She's always been one of my fashion icons. Doing my tenth fragrance I just thought, she's a 10, and I have to do something to honor Marilyn."

Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson have both posed as Monroe in the past. At least Lohan showed her titty while she was doing it.

I'm sure Monroe would be rolling in her grave if she wasn't so high on barbiturates.  read more »

A friend of Laurence Fishburne tried to buy all of Montana Fishburne's porn DVDs for one million dollars.

Vivid Entertainment's Steve Hirsch told TMZ that the offer came too late -- all the DVDs were already shipped.

"It's true that we had several conversations with Mr. Galanter. We would have stopped shipment but it was too late. We continue to have the utmost respect for all involved."

Charlie Sheen lawyer Yale Galanter was hired to broker the deal. Montana joins Kendra Wilkinson and Danielle Staub as the third celebrity sex tape released this year.  read more »

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bought a $40 million home in the picturesque hills of Valpolicella, Italy. According to Sky Italy magazine the couple were looking at $10 million villas before deciding to splurge on the vacation home.

The N.Y. Daily News says the home "features 15 bedrooms, a home cinema, two swimming pools, a gym, and several jacuzzis."

Brad Pitt is a "wonderful father"

While opening her movie Salt in Tokyo, Jolie denied rumors that her marriage with Brad is on shaky ground.

"He was just a wonderful father. He often brought the children to the set. They played with fake blood, and they found mommy very strange in her different hair," she said.

Last week, Brangelina won a case against a British tabloid in London's High Court after it had reported in January that they were planning to split.

Shaquille O'Neal must be trying to sell a few more tacos by hanging out with teen sensation Justin Bieber. The two celebrities bowled after (or before I'm not sure) Shaq attended a Bieber concert this weekend.

The young singer tweeted several pictures of his new friend at the bowling alley.

"We are like the new Rob and Big," tweeted Bieber. I have to admit I have no idea what that means. I think it's a reference to some TV show. Perhaps I'm getting a little old, and should leave the Bieber news alone. See another Bieber meets Shaq picture here.

UPDATE: I was just informed that Charles Barkley is the Taco Bell spokesperson not Shaq. Sorry they must all look the same to me... NBA players that is! You people are racist!

Surprise quiz! What are the names of Angelina Jolie's children and who fathered them? No cheating by using Google!

Is there an uprising within the ranks of Jolie's child army? The paparazzi caught Maddox slapping Pax while walking through the airport. I think this picture is from Japan.

Salt made an estimated $36 mil at the box office this weekend taking the number two slot. Inception was number one with $43.5 mil pushing its total gross too $143,663,000. Salt's budget was around $110,000,000.  read more »

I knew there would be a calm after the Lindsay Lohan goes to jail storm, so I bought a pack of Newports, popped an adderall and have a fifth of Jim Beam on standby. L.A. sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore told Us Weekly that Lohan will only serve 14-days due to overcrowding.

So what do we do for 14-days while Lindsay is away? Turn our attentions to Britney Spears' head. What in the weave is going on? It looks like she just finished starring in a bukkake video.

According to In Touch Brit Brit is counseling Mel Gibson after his latest meltdown. Remember it was Mel who helped Britney when she was losing her mind in 2008. A friend of the pop star told In Touch that the two have been talking on the phone.

"Mel was one of the only people who reached out to help Britney when she was at her lowest point, and she believes that demonstrates what a loving and wonderful man he is,” said the source. “She wants people to give him a second chance — just like he gave her one when everyone else turned away.”

Now that Lindsay Lohan has officially checked into jail this morning (approximately 9:46 California time) we can all turn our attention to her 17-year-old sister, Ali Lohan, in a collective effort to ruin her life too.

Ali showed her support for Lindsay by refusing to wear a bra. Her older sister started a 90-day jail sentence (which she will probably serve 23 days of) for a probation violation. Following a short hearing today, Lohan was handcuffed and escorted to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California.

Her estranged father, Michael Lohan (also braless) shouted, "We love you, Lindsay" as she was removed from the court.  read more »

San Diego's Comic-Con may be a very important event for bloggers to attend, but nothing could ever make me go to that mess -- long lines of sweaty nerds, fat chicks in tight spandex, and boring celebrity panels is just not my definition of fun.

One year while promoting an event we were part of, I was dragged around to convention after convention. It was horrible. Most of these things are a Chris Hansen paradise; tons of teen and tween girls prancing around in their underwear while fat slobs ogle them. It may sound exciting, but the fear that you are going to end up on a Megan's Law website any second isn't really a fun time.

Anywhoo, fame slut Adrianne Curry decided to get into the spirit by dressing up as Slave Leia -- a very popular outfit with the nerds. Curry posted a few pictures of herself (see full set here) on the only place that doesn't ignore her -- Twitter.

The America's Next Top Model winner's favorite pastime is posting half-naked pictures of herself.

Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii. According to TMZ the couple's wedding took place "at a small, intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort."

Fox, who met Green in 2004, was initially engaged to the actor in 2006, but the pair "mutually" called it off in 2009. This is a smart move for both. They can offer each other support while both of their careers die.