Celebrity

The "Hairy Angel" (is that her name?) Susan Boyle was overheard cursing out two strangers and a 12-year-old at the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London.

The always reliable UK Sun claims that police had to intervene when they heard Boyle screaming, "How f***ing dare you! You can't f***ing talk to me like that," at two strangers who were heckling her.

When the cops asked if there was a problem she replied, "Of course there's a f***ing problem," and stormed off crying. Police talked to her for several minutes and blah, blah, she eventually got over it.

The better story is...

Tuesday Boyle was caught cursing her Britain's Got Talent competition, 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi, after he impressed the judges with his rendition of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the musical Dreamgirls.

She screamed "fuck off" at the TV before flipping it off in front of at least 100 people at the hotel bar. One onlooker told the Sun:

"She got a bit annoyed when a busload of tourists asked for autographs and told them to wait until Shaheen had finished. She was smiling as Shaheen sang but afterwards, when Piers started praising him, Susan went nuts. She got up, did one of those strange wiggling dances that she does, and then stuck two fingers up at the TV. Then she marched off. We didn't see her again."

It seems like the "Hairy Angel" may have a dark side and I hope we get to see a lot more of it. Go Boyle!

I told you Lindsay Lohan was not really a lesbian, and that her Samantha Ronson fling was just that -- a fling. One of Lohan's "friends" told Full Disclosure:

“She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

There is also supposed to be an upcoming magazine interview where she states she is not a full-blown-lesbian, however this does not mean there are problems in their relationship.

"Pals say the pair are still googly-eyed for each other. Linds is just keeping her options open."

Meaning we can probably look forward to another three cocks in one day Lohan spree, if the couple ever do split, and hopefully a Lindsay Lohan lesbian sex tape.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt must have heard how much the Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding pictures were going for, because Pitt snapped some "private" pictures of Jolie feeding her baby and sold them to W magazine. However, Lynn's pictures were underage pictures, I hear they tend to go for a little more these days.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I understand that breast feeding is natural, but that doesn't mean your poor waiter or waitress, gas station attendant, or the general public has to share in the experience. Peeing is natural and I can get a ticket for doing it in public, I also don't poop at the table while my waiter is taking my order, so why torture people by throwing your baby's feeding time in their face.

My two greatest fears when I waited tables were:

1) Walking up while people were praying
2) Walking up while someone was breast feeding

This is the awkward position it puts waiters in. You walk up to the table and notice something is different. You think to yourself "is that chick breast feeding?" You look, then you go, "oh my god she must think I was checking out her boob." Immediately when your mind says "boob" your eyes automatically look back, and you keep repeating the process. Then all of a sudden you're the pervert when all you wanted to do was refill her fucking water. It's a cruel situation to put people in, very selfish and rude!