Celebrity Twitters

Conan O'Brien did what every good unemployed person should do... Join Twitter! Being jobless can get boring without the interwebs, and Twitter is a great place to kill time and brain cells. Let me be the first to say "Welcome to the club!"

With 268,316 followers already, the ex-late night host only made one tweet so far... a plea for help.

"Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me."

If I were O'Brien I wouldn't worry about interviewing small animals. It is only time to push the panic button when you start drinking at 9am, or start visiting 4chan or visiting 4chan at 9am while already drunk!

O'Brien has been laying low since his last show aired on January 22, and he cannot return to work as a host, until September 1, 2010. He received a $45 million payout for giving the Tonight Show back to Jay Leno who returns on March 1.

My advice would be; enjoy your time off, check out Pornhub and spend some of that money!

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After rumors back in January that American Idol hopeful, Michael "Big Mike" Lynche, was kicked off the show for Tweeting early about making the Top 24, Ryan Seacrest announced on his Twitter account, that "contestants will have MySpace, Twitter, and Facebook pages" while on the show.

Click here for a complete list of the Top 24 Idol contestants' Twitter accounts

While it sounds fun to be able to follow Idol contestants on social websites, it does raise the question if it will tip off America about who is more popular... And perhaps who is in the lead to win, or possibly go home. Even before one live show has been aired, contestant Tyler Grady has 450 followers, and Casey James only 127. Does this mean the 70s rocker wannabe has an early advantage?

Contestant Paige Miles -- who got very little airtime -- has only 54 followers, while Crystal "Needs a Toothbrush" Bowersox" has 134, Lacey Brown (she lost out to the annoying Megan Joy last season) has 303 followers and Katie Stevens (grandmother has Alzheimer's) has 276 followers.

We all know strange things can happen on Idol, but allowing the Top 24 to tweet and socialize on Facebook (MySpace really? Does anyone even use it anymore?) should make for an interesting season 9. So Idol fans make sure you show your support (or hate) for this season's Top 24 by following you favorite Idol on Twitter.  read more »

http://twitter.com/KIRSTIEalley  read more »

http://twitter.com/MillaJovovich

http://twitter.com/LeviJohnston05/

http://twitter.com/ADAMLAMBERT

http://twitter.com/officialTila

You probably already heard about the Meghan McCain Twitter breasts scandal by now... If not, The daughter of Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain, posted a photo of herself in a tank top on her Twitter, and I guess it caused some kind of controversy.

It turns out Meghan has huge breasts and her followers consider her a slut for having them. McCain has apologized for wearing a tank top while at home, and is also considering closing her account because people are lame. Here are a few pictures from the "controversy." One person told her to put a bow on the picture and say it was for "Breast Cancer Awareness..." Genius!

http://twitter.com/McCainBlogette

http://twitter.com/InStyle

I started collecting Celebrity Twitters in our Latest Image gallery out of boredom. Keep checking back for more updates.

Actor Michael Cudlitz Twittered (http://twitter.com/cudlitz) his displeasure with NBC giving the drama Southland the boot.

"Honestly, not bitter. Kinda pissed. I still believe the show would have done well on Fri."

Cudlitz played John Cooper, a homosexual police officer on the show.