Disney

I needed to brighten up the site a little since the Rihanna picture was such a downer, and nothing says Happy like Walt Disney World! Added bonus...Suri Cruise!

The Cruise family, Tom, Katie, Suri, and some guy named Connor, attended the Once Upon a Time Breakfast at Cinderella's Royal Table on Saturday, where they met Cinderella, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty.

Suri opted to wear her Beauty and the Beast yellow dress and sat "on Katie's lap just about the whole time," claims one nosey bitch who also attended the breakfast.

On Sunday Suri sported a blue Cinderella dress while her and her chauffeur, Katie, attended the park.

In other news Holmes is back in NY to shoot her new film The Extra Man.  read more »

I mean seriously, this is why I exist, to twist and turn nothing into something. Especially when it comes to underage pop-stars, so why do Billy Ray and his daughter just keep making it easy for people like me?

I know not everyone is a jaded asshole like me, who can make anything perverted, but seriously right off the heels of not-so-topless pictures and bra flashing controversies did they really think it was smart to have Miley Cyrus appear with a white mustache. I know every celebrity does "Got Milk" ads, but if the people behind making these pop-stars just thought a little, they would never have trouble from people like me.

Look if you are going to hand it to me on a silver platter, I'm taking it. It is that simple. What is she going to do next? Paint a big red target on her forehead for the chain-store? Display a "pearl necklace" for some jewelry store? Come on! Make me work a little here people!  read more »

I have said it before and I will say it again. Fans of child stars are like pedophiles, they all lose interest when the kid turns 18. The younger fans eventually grow-up and hopefully move on. The ones who don't, become weird fat ladies who live by themselves in living-rooms decorated with all cats. These "fans" tend to abandoned the likes of Britney Spears once they seem to lose their "innocence," because they are insane and can't handle someone having sex or being an adult. They just keep redirecting their attention to the new corporate manufactured, virgin pop-star and let the used-up ones burn in flames. This is why so many younger celebrities have trouble making the jump to adulthood, but while they are still young not much can derail them -- especially Miley Cyrus.

Fresh off her topless Vanity Fair controversy the 15-year-old Cyrus was invited back into the arms of Disney, performing a few of her songs at Disney World in Orlando Florida. Miley did cancel a red carpet appearance before the event, but did not let fans down on stage, she never mentioned the photo shoot and responded to a sign that said one fan was praying for her.

Cyrus did release an apology for the Vanity Fair spread telling her fans: "I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about." The "topless" pictures have sparked much debate that will probably go on until some other celebrity does something to top it. Britney, Miley is waiting for you to take the spotlight off her. Show her how crazy is really done!  read more »

You can buy Disney lingerie now, but only in China, go figure. I mean we all had Underoos when we were kids, and they sell Hello Kitty underwear, so a Winnie the Pooh thong set is not really a big deal, but look at the models below. Disney has a lot of nerve giving Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens any crap. Actually if they did get mad about their racy pictures, it was probably because Miley was not flashing one of their bras and they were pissed about the missed publicity.

Disney better get on the ball! They could launch fashion shows like Victoria Secrets, you know how popular those are. Tickets could sell for thousands of dollars, and Miley Cyrus could MC it.

I doubt you will ever see these items at your local U.S. Disney store, or in the Disney catalog anytime soon, but if you know someone who lives in China I am sure they can get you a set.  read more »