Fashion

I hope you all had a nice holiday!

Jessica Simpson popped up on the runway at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris, France a few days ago. And I just noticed this picture of the back of her cottage cheese boob. Gross! Someone get her some vitamin E oil STAT!

And don't forget tonight Melrose Place 2.0 premieres. It stars Jessica's little sis Ashlee Simpson-Wentz as Violet Foster'... I will be watching!

Everybody is in a tizzy because some fat chick named, Lizzi Miller, appeared half-naked in the September issue of Glamour magazine. I guess it is a big deal because most of us common people are fat, and Miller had the balls to show off her stomach pooch in a popular fashion magazine. I just started to have to wear over-sized t-shirts to hide my man boobs... And this chick is flaunting it for millions to see!

Miller, 20, is a size 12-14 and 180lbs, meaning she would never be able to win on America's Next Top Model. She is also a seven-year veteran of the modeling world.

I'm not sure why she is being called "brave," when millions of fat old nudist have been doing the same thing for years. Where is all the positive press for them? Not to mention fat people already have Renée Zellweger, Oprah and Roseanne Barr to look up to. That is plenty enough role model to go around, but that is the problem with overweight people, they are obsessed with excess. Plus they fart a lot.

Well anyway, congratulations to Lizzi Miller for being very, very brave. Below is the video of her appearance on the Today show.

Lets get this straight, the security at New York Fashion Week, didn't let Tori Spelling in because she is one fugly bitch. Not because they didn't know who she was! Beautiful people don't like busted D-list celebrities hanging around them. They should have just handed her a paper bag and sent her lizard ass home. Instead they let her enter after she threw a hissy fit.

" The actress, who recently signed on to reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new incarnation of 90210, flew into a rage after a security guard asked to see her invite to the Christian Siriano catwalk show. Apparently fearing the onset of a full-blown diva tantrum, a team of Fashion Week organisers swept in to inform the guard she was allowed to enter the show."

The funny part is Christian Siriano is the winner of the fourth season of Project Runway, getting denied access to his show seems pretty sad if you ask me.  read more »

I have noticed Paula Abdul has been looking old on American Idol lately, especially next to new judge Kara DioGuardi, but she looks especially horrid in this picture at the 2009 Grammy Awards. Poor Paula is half-way out the door and is too drugged up to know it.

Suri looks as bored as I get when I have to write about Suri, but I know a lot of insane house moms out there love looking at pictures of her, and who am I to deny them? What do you say about a 2-3-1-year-old walking around with her chauffeur that hasn't already been said before? I have no idea, so here is the plot description for Small Wonder:

"Father Ted Lawson creates robot, Vickie. The family, Ted, Joan, and Jamie, keep the information that Vickie is a robot secret, and pretend that she is their daughter. Harriet, their nosy and annoying neighbor, has a crush on Jamie and plans to marry him. Her dad, Brandon Brendall, is Ted's boss because Brandon stole Ted's ideas and said he invented them. Tiffany Brisset stars as Vickie "The Robot" Lawson."

Works for me... Now for the Suri pictures you have all been waiting for!

More after the jump, I think they buy an ice cream!  read more »

Harry Potter's Emma Watson is all grown up , but incase we forgot Vs. magazine has decided to remind us. You may remember Watson already made the leap from child star to adult, by flashing her whoo-whoo on her 18th birthday, well the fuckery continues in this sultry photo-shoot with photographer Ellen Von Unwerth.

I don't know if "sultry" is really the word to describe these pictures, but I always wanted to use it in a sentence. To be honest I have no idea what the hell is going on in them, it just sounded good.

These pictures also got me thinking; since we already decided that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is hotter than Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, why don't we do it with the leading ladies from both franchises! So hurry and vote; Who is Hotter Emma Watson or Kristen Stewart?

More pictures after the jump.  read more »

Not that anyone seems to care, but our fashion "corespondent" (you can laugh I am) quit our first year and we never replaced her, so the fashion section is never updated. Anyway I saw these pictures of Avril Lavigne shooting some commercial for her WalMart -- Abbey Dawn clothing line and thought "Hey this is perfect for our fashion section." Save your "I'm a genius" e-mails, I already know!  read more »

Remember what a controversy Lindsay Lohan caused with her rendition of Marilyn Monroe's The Last Sitting for New York Magazine? I have a feeling Scarlett Johansson's PG version of Monroe for Dolce & Gabanna is not going to have the same response. Come on ScarJo show a little cleavage. What a prude!  read more »

I don't think Rumer Willis was conceived the normal way. She looks like she climbed out of one of those pictures, where you put two people's faces together to see what their love child would look like. Below is an example of Elijah Wood and Harry Potter's baby if they were to have one.

At least her new haircut makes her look less like a man. I can hear the hairdresser now "If we could just hide... I mean frame your face." However, I still can't condone the revealing dress she wore to D&G Flagship Boutique Opening (D&G NOT D&D put your graph paper away). It's kind of like looking at a nip slip from RuPaul. Now that I mention it, too bad Rumor isn't black, she could have sooo played RuPaul if they ever made a movie about him. Well there always a chance they will make a live action Mr. Potato Head movie. Somebody will have to play Mrs. Potato Head.  read more »

Sonia Rykiel show in Paris