Florence

We already reported on Lindsay Lohan's offer to strip naked for the film Florence, but somehow I missed that when Lohan offered to strip, she meant everything, all the way down to her fire crotch and freckly little thighs. Unfortunately the script only calls for her to be topless and the creators of the film decided to stick with it, denying the world a chance to spy Lohan 100% nude, making me wonder what I ever did to them to make them act such a way?

Good thing I saved all those pictures of Lindsay's Va-J-J slips from the past, because the director of Florence is sure not doing his or her part to contribute to the artistic community. I say we boycott the film, it should be a capital offense to deny any actress from showing her clam, unless of course the actress is Rosie O'Donnell, or Whoopi.  read more »

Lindsay Lohan knows what it takes to get an acting career back on track.

Number 1st: Star in a horror film! Lohan has already signed on to play Nancy Pitman in the new film Manson Girls. Horror fans are very dedicated to the actors who appear in their films, you act in one good one and you will have a fan base for life. Even better is the Sci-Fi genre, the guy who played the fifth Ewok on the right is still selling $35 autographs at Star Wars conventions.

Second: Get naked! Yep, cut the kid shit and get naked. Look how Lohan overloaded the Internet while imitating Marilyn Monroe naked.

Star magazine claims that Lohan will strip naked to play a nymphomaniac waitress in the new film Florence, and only for $75,000.

A source told the magazine, "She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring."

Of course she is worth hiring if she is willing to get naked, hopefully it will not involve a stripper pole though, because we all saw how boring she made that be.