Gary Coleman

This is the saddest day of my life! I can't even type!

From TMZ: We're told Coleman died at 12:05 PM MST. He died of a intracranial hemorrhage. Family members and close friends were at Coleman's side when life support was pulled. He was 42.

I'm taking the rest of my life off and screw you Diablo Cody!

To keep updated on all of 2010's celebrity deaths visit and bookmark the 2010 Celebrity Death List  read more »

Why did my Gary Coleman marry that stupid Shannon Price when I have a perfectly good closet for him to live in? She treats him like a trash, busting up his room and knocking him around... I would've treated him like a king!

Coleman's wife was arrested on a domestic violence charge after the police were called because she locked him out of the house. They were greeted by a batshit insane Price who politely explained to them, "Fuck you and fuck him!"

She allegedly trashed his room but he was not injured. Thank god! Price, 23, spent two hours in a county lockup before being released on $1,205 bond.

Before Price was carted off she told her dearest love "You deserve this after how you treated me!"  read more »

The king of 2Snaps, Gary Coleman is working again, and his new job is a film called Midgets vs. Mascots. Poor Gary! Below is the trailer, and two viral video clips of the film where King Gary talks about how much he hates this movie and white people.

The film is Brewster's Millions with a twist; when a famous midget/mascot/porn actor dies he leaves behind an inheritance of $10 million. The catch is midgets have to compete against mascots to collect the prize...Or some stupid crap like that. The movie also stars Jason Mewes and Ron Jeremy. Just watch the fucking trailer.

II hate Colt Rushton! I hate him for suing Gary Coleman for damages for his medical bills, pain and suffering, plus punitive damages. I even hate his stupid name, Colt. Who the hell is named Colt?

It is an honor to be hit by Coleman's car, Colt should be on his knees thanking the gods for smiling upon him, and now Gary is being charged with two misdemeanors because of this tool!

Lt. Bill Wright of the Payson, Utah, Police Department told People magazine, ""Mr. Coleman was notified today of the charges through his attorney.(Coleman) never spoke to us about what happened, but we gathered evidence after speaking to witnesses and the other party involved."

I hate Lt. Bill Wright of the Payson, Utah, Police Department! I hate Lt. Bill Wright of the Payson, Utah, Police Department as much as I hate Colt! I hate him for charging Gary with reckless driving and disorderly conduct.

When will people learn to leave my poor wittle Gary alone, stop taking pictures oh him in bowling alleys and asking him for autographs while he is at work, just leave him alone and no one will get hurt.

What was Gary Coleman doing at a bowling alley anyway?

Damn whiskey! Nothing makes me more excited then waking up to Gary Coleman news. I love Gary more than I should, however, I've sat here for an hour trying to think of something witty to say about him "allegedly" hitting a person with his truck, and I got nothing. Its because I'm hung over, I think this is what they call "hitting rock bottom." Not being able to come up with an obvious Gary Coleman joke because I drank too much last night, is a definite sign of a drinking problem. I'm going to go home, make myself a stiff drink and consider what to do about my problem.

Anywhoo People.com reports that "actor Gary Coleman hit a pedestrian with his truck after arguing with him in a Salt Lake City bowling alley." The argument started inside the bowling alley and ended in the parking lot when Coleman "hit Rushton and a vehicle as he was backing out of a parking space," says Police Lieutenant Bill Wright. Gary was pissed because Colt Rushton took a picture of him.

When will the world learn to leave Gary alone?  read more »

Ahhh memories... Our little boy is all grown up! Mr. Drummond would be proud!  read more »

After almost seven months of wedded bliss, the Coleman's have yet to seal the deal on their marriage. Maybe she's holding out for an annulment. I would.  read more »

Gary Coleman told Inside Edition he got married in August he just didn't tell anyone (or no one really cared to know). "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher"...  read more »