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RealDolls is teaming up with the porn studio, Wicked, to create Wicked RealDolls -- "high-end" sex dolls based on "Wicked contract Girls," and the owner of Reeldolls, Matthew McMullen, has plans to release an entire line of dolls modeled after other adult entertainment industry professionals, but why not let anyone become a ReelDoll?

Not only could the common person leave their mark on the world by becoming a sex doll, this could also be a great source of revenue for washed up celebrities. Instead of appearing on bad Reality TV shows, actors like Kirstie Alley could release their own doll. Imagine banging Rebecca Howe or Kimmy Gibbler (18 year old Kimmy of course)! The possibilities are endless.

For around $6,000 a doll I want to hump more than an anonymous person or a porn star, I want to get it on with celebrities, and who says the celebrity even has agree to release a doll? Just make one that looks like Megan Fox and call it something cute like Megan Fucks or Megan Cox. Not only would ReelDolls stock go through the roof, but it would be great PR for Fox. Just imaging the headlines!

Before my imagination starts to run wild (Urkel or Alf fuck toys anyone?) I just want McMullen to know that I'm fine with him stealing my genius idea. If you do, just send me my own customized Celebrity ReelDoll. E-mail me so I can tell you who I really want... It will be our little secret.  read more »

Pee-wee Herman recently told MTV that he is launching a new live stage show -- "I'm going to be performing downtown live, here in Los Angeles at Club Nokia. The show opens January 12 and runs till the 14th of February. It's incredible, it's incredible, it's incredible. The show is just — can I say — incredible."

The Pee-wee Herman Show will feature Broadway-scale production values, music and singing — as well as 11 actors, 19 puppets and 7 puppeteers.

"The basic plot of the show is Pee-wee Herman — played by myself — wishes that he could fly. Which is kind of taken from real life. It's a case of art imitating life."

Returning to the show will be Jambi, Conky, Magic Screen, Globey, Cowboy Curtis, Chairry, the King of Cartoons Flowers and his big ball of foil.

"The foil ball is the biggest improvement, literally, in this show from the original show, because the foil ball is about [knee high] in the original show. And I'm not going to say how big it is now — I'd like people to come and see for themselves — but let's just say it's big. The aluminum-foil budget alone for this show was staggering!"  read more »

Click here to vote for HYB's 2009 Hottest Horror Babe. The winner will be featured in Horror Yearbook's end of the year recap and Top Ten Horror Movies list. The nominees are all attractive actresses who have appeared in a horror movie in 2009.  read more »

You know the saying; Soccer is nothing but a bunch of foreign people kicking a ball around for a 1-1 tie, but Elizabeth Lambert has finally found a way to make the sport interesting... With hair pulling, punching, and kicking balls into people's faces! They should give her an award because this is entertainment!

Check out the video below! I call it White Trash Meets Soccer!

Lambert is part of New Mexico's women's soccer team! Remember that name because this is bound to become a popular subject on the Internet today!

I always thought that guy (what's his name?) who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears would have the most famous sperm of this decade, but new fame whore Levi Johnston is slowly taking his crown.

You may remember Levi was the guy who became famous for losing his mess in Bristol Palin-- Sarah Palin's daughter -- during the 2008 Presidental Election. He has publicly ripped Sarah and has appeared on the Tyra Banks' Show. Now he is selling nuts! Yes, nuts! Check out his commercial below, and pray he ends up on a VH1 Reality TV show soon!

Just kidding, but I do find it funny that she had her lawyers hunt down Bloggers for calling her fat because of some nude pictures, then she turns around and posts butt shots of herself on her Twitter.

A simple way not to be made fun of is not to act like a whore on the Internet. Posting pictures of your ass in a thong -- not a good way to avoid public ridicule. Just a little advice from another homely Blogger!

I swear just because a woman takes her top off and prances around a stage doesn't give you a license to make fun of her. Some women want to be attention whores, but only good attention whores. Got it? Well if you don't get it, Aubrey O’Day made a video explaining it all!

The basic story goes... O'Day has been appearing in Holly Madion's Peepshow Las Vegas, a show dedicated to pushing women's rights forward while celebrating feminism. Just kidding! A show with chicks taking their tops off. It is called "Peepshow" for poop sake!

Wellz... Someone snapped some "illegal" pictures of the show and when they hit the Interwebs, Bloggers like Perez Hilton made fun of O'Day saying she looked like shit when she wasn't hiding behind Photoshop. Aubrey flipped out, had her lawyers get the pictures removed, then made a video in her bra. A totally normal reaction to a situation like this.

Watch the video below and tell me this dumbass doesn't watch too much Tyra Banks!

No relation to Bree Hodge.

Surprise! Kimberley Vlaminck -- the idiot who claimed a tattoo artist tattooed 56 stars on her face after she only asked for three - told a Dutch TV crew that she lied, because her dad was pissed off at her for being a dumb bitch.

"I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake."

Vlamink claimed she was going to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for £9,000 (I'm not sure what that is in real money) so she could get the stars removed. Although Toumaniantz stood by that he gave Vlaminck exactly what she asked for, he originally agreed to pay half the cost because he did not want an "unhappy customer."

That deal has now of course been taken off the table.  read more »

One of the best pastimes on the Internet will soon be no more. If you have never experienced the enjoyment of cruising Craigslist's "Erotic Services" section you better hurry because it is being removed. The hater of FUN, Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan told the AP that the website has agreed to drop the section because useless states like, Connecticut and Missouri, have deemed it a place for illegal advertisements.

The "Erotic Services" section is the best place -- after the personals section of course -- on Craigslist for perusing while at work. It brought us the fine art of all caps locked writing, the secret code word "roses" for money, and public service announcements about fake girls and thieves like these:

FAKE GIRL SHE IS A UGLY BLACK GIRL AND WILL ROB YOU
SMELLS NASTY LIKE CIGGARETTES VERY DIRTY
I AM TIRED OF THESE BLACK GIRL ALWAYS SWITCHING
PICTURES AND NUMBERS AND SHE IS SO STUPID SHE IS USING 2 DIFFERENT
PICTURES UNDER SAME NUMBER HER NYMBER IS

or

Ms. Julianna, nice picture of her top half. Cute blonde. When she shows up, she is 100lbs heavier and she will rob you, threatening to alert your tenants if you make a noise. She is cute in the pic but she will extort you. Her friend is a young guy in a gray SUV. She really will try and get all your money

The days of girls named "STRAWBERRY" offering —*YouNG**SeXY*GERMAN*SPANISH CUTIE *SoFT—SKiN*——*k.i.s.s*me—Specials-- and EARLY BIRD SPECIALS are gone!

Who pissed in Connecticut's coffee to make them decide that the entire country should be deprived of this wonderful reading material? Shame on Lisa Madigan! Shame on you! What is next burning books?