Grab Bag

Before we get to everyone's favorite Providence, Rhode Island Mayor wannabe, Christopher F. Young , a quick site update. Sorry for the lack of updates, site outages and lags. We recently upgraded our servers and had to work out the bugs. Everything should be back to normal...Hopefully!

Now Christopher F. Young...

Young is the mayoral candidate in Providence, who proposed to his girlfriend as he made his closing statement during the first televised mayoral debate of the year, and who refused to let go of a statue of the Virgin Mary during the second debate. Young's girlfriend accepted his proposal, but they will only marry if he is elected Mayor.

Young then took his traveling sideshow to Fox's Rhode Show, where he serenaded the host, Elizabeth Hopkins, with a creepy song about Jesus (reminded me of this scene from Trekkies). If there is an Emmy for Talk Show Hosts, Hopkins deserves it, for managing to keep a straight face through the entire ordeal.

Video after the jump.  read more »

Iron Maiden knows how to party! The band supposedly hit a bar in Norway the other night and their receipt ended up on the interwebs. Bands this old are normally recovering alcoholics and drug addicts, so I'm not sure how true this is. However, I do see a few Coca Colas on there. Four @ $136.00 to be exact. I think that is $22 in US dollars.

I have racked up a lot of expensive bars tabs in my time. This is only impressive to me if it was for a few people, not an entire heavy metal band and some roadies. The 27 Slippery Nipples must've been for the groupies. I wonder what the tip was?

You wouldn't know it from reading this site, but I'm actually a huge Iron Maiden fan! What? A guy can like Britney Spears and Maiden at the same time.  read more »

When I first heard about "Meare Kat" I thought it was a publicity stunt to boost sales at the Meare Shop and Tearoom. It makes sense; some lady supposedly finds a cute toy left behind by a kid, names it after her teashop, then starts a Facebook to reunite the child and his toy. The Facebook page and story became a viral hit that almost rivaled Antoine Dodson this weekend.

Maybe I was wrong... The Daily Mail says teashop owner Liz Everett has found the rightful owner of Meare Kat -- two-year-old Ned Taggart.

Ned's mother, Lucy, 38, said: "Ned has two favourite toys, Bubba Cat and Big Cat. I bought them when he was born and he cuddles them from morning till night. He’s distraught when he’s without them. We had been searching for Bubba Cat since he went missing.I did buy him a new cat but he wanted his old one."

The Mail arranged the toy to be couriered over by motorbike to Ned, "so that they could be reunited as quickly as possible."  read more »

While the rest of our beloved Golden Girls rest in a big retirement home in the sky, 88-year-old Betty White is having the comeback of her life! And what better way to celebrate her awesome career than with your own Betty calendar!

The Betty White Calendar 2011 is priced at $12.99 and will go on sale in September. All proceeds will benefit The Morris Animal Foundation based in Denver, Colorado.

Oprah Winfrey may be the most powerful woman in the universe, but she may have also met her match in a group called Anonymous aka "the final boss of the internet." The newest trending topic on Google, Oprah Winfrey Hates The Handicapped, started after votes for Zach Anner mysteriously dropped on her contest page entitled, “Your OWN Show”.

The contest involves people who submitted video auditions for public votes to win their own show.

Anner, who suffers from cerebral palsy, was in the lead over Dr. Phyllis after the force known as Anonymous decided to help him win. However, some people are claiming that Anner's votes went backwards after Dr. Phyllis mysteriously took the lead.

The Examiner noticed it yesterday when Oprah rigs vote against Zach Anner started trending.

"Dr. Phyllis is shown with over 3.88 million views while Zach sits at around 3.5 million views. Another image on Image Shack (above) purports to show the MyOwn.Oprah.com page titled 'Zach's Audition' sitting at 726,383 views and 3,480,679 votes at 19:05, which would be 7:05 p.m. in the time zone of the person grabbing the alleged screenshot. The image below that one shows the Zach's Audition page on Oprah's website at 724,067 views and 3,459,236 votes -- fewer votes and fewer views, but the time stamp in the corner read 19:07 -- or 7:07 p.m., two minutes later."  read more »

I'm considering getting rid of YouTube Stars. YouTube deleted our second account, right after I spent a few hours recovering all my favorite videos this weekend, and now they are lost to me forever. The worst part is I don't know why my account was deleted, and those bastards won't answer my e-mails. Screw YouTube!

Anyway... Southwest Ohio landmark Touchdown Jesus burnt to the ground. The six-story-tall statue was struck by lightning Monday night. The "King of Kings" statue has stood at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe since 2004. Now I have one less stop on my cross country driving tour.

RealDolls is teaming up with the porn studio, Wicked, to create Wicked RealDolls -- "high-end" sex dolls based on "Wicked contract Girls," and the owner of Reeldolls, Matthew McMullen, has plans to release an entire line of dolls modeled after other adult entertainment industry professionals, but why not let anyone become a ReelDoll?

Not only could the common person leave their mark on the world by becoming a sex doll, this could also be a great source of revenue for washed up celebrities. Instead of appearing on bad Reality TV shows, actors like Kirstie Alley could release their own doll. Imagine banging Rebecca Howe or Kimmy Gibbler (18 year old Kimmy of course)! The possibilities are endless.

For around $6,000 a doll I want to hump more than an anonymous person or a porn star, I want to get it on with celebrities, and who says the celebrity even has agree to release a doll? Just make one that looks like Megan Fox and call it something cute like Megan Fucks or Megan Cox. Not only would ReelDolls stock go through the roof, but it would be great PR for Fox. Just imaging the headlines!

Before my imagination starts to run wild (Urkel or Alf fuck toys anyone?) I just want McMullen to know that I'm fine with him stealing my genius idea. If you do, just send me my own customized Celebrity ReelDoll. E-mail me so I can tell you who I really want... It will be our little secret.  read more »

Pee-wee Herman recently told MTV that he is launching a new live stage show -- "I'm going to be performing downtown live, here in Los Angeles at Club Nokia. The show opens January 12 and runs till the 14th of February. It's incredible, it's incredible, it's incredible. The show is just — can I say — incredible."

The Pee-wee Herman Show will feature Broadway-scale production values, music and singing — as well as 11 actors, 19 puppets and 7 puppeteers.

"The basic plot of the show is Pee-wee Herman — played by myself — wishes that he could fly. Which is kind of taken from real life. It's a case of art imitating life."

Returning to the show will be Jambi, Conky, Magic Screen, Globey, Cowboy Curtis, Chairry, the King of Cartoons Flowers and his big ball of foil.

"The foil ball is the biggest improvement, literally, in this show from the original show, because the foil ball is about [knee high] in the original show. And I'm not going to say how big it is now — I'd like people to come and see for themselves — but let's just say it's big. The aluminum-foil budget alone for this show was staggering!"  read more »

Click here to vote for HYB's 2009 Hottest Horror Babe. The winner will be featured in Horror Yearbook's end of the year recap and Top Ten Horror Movies list. The nominees are all attractive actresses who have appeared in a horror movie in 2009.  read more »

You know the saying; Soccer is nothing but a bunch of foreign people kicking a ball around for a 1-1 tie, but Elizabeth Lambert has finally found a way to make the sport interesting... With hair pulling, punching, and kicking balls into people's faces! They should give her an award because this is entertainment!

Check out the video below! I call it White Trash Meets Soccer!

Lambert is part of New Mexico's women's soccer team! Remember that name because this is bound to become a popular subject on the Internet today!