Hayden Panettiere

Remember when Roseanne Barr kissing a another woman on TV was a national crisis? Well those days are long gone and girl-on-girl action is the new desperate ratings saver.

The TV show Heroes originally had a lot of promise, but it quickly went downhill. So instead of trying to save the series by making it decent with good writing, the producers have decided to play the Lois & Clark card by having Hayden Panettiere experiment with a little lesbianism.

I call it the "Lois & Clark card" because in the 90s when sitcoms were trying to survive by adding new adorable babies to the cast, the Lois & Clark creators decided that Lois being half-naked made for good TV. If they had only known they could have gotten away with some suggested clam slurping, the show may have lasted a few more seasons.

Panettiere's lesbian kiss may be the sign of Heroes jumping the shark one last time!  read more »

This is why it is a bad idea to date co-workers, especially teen co-workers. Hayden Panettiere is reportedly trying to get her now ex Milo Ventimiglia, who plays Peter Petrelli on Heroes, axed from the show.

A source told OK magazine, "She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him. She is making it difficult for everyone involved.”

Panettiere's rep of course denies these allegations and a friend of Milo says, “he’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level.” Hayden is 19-years-old and Milo is 31.

Milo may not have to worry about her childish games for long, because if Heroes' ratings continue to slide both of them will be on the unemployment line very soon.

Hayden Panettiere has proven that being a young starlet doesn't mean you have to be a skank. She has avoided and thwarted many nipple slip and up skirt opportunities, but things are starting to go down hill for the young Heroes star.

First Kevin Touch found these old pictures of her hanging out with HoHan (never a good thing) , then her father started smacking her mother around, and now Shesocrazy.com published a picture of her first, (kind of) nipple slip during her birthday party this weekend.

What is it about birthdays? We all know that Emma Watson fell victim to an up skirt on her 18th. Maybe its the new trend.

In all honesty Panettiere's nip slip is as innocent as they come, she is in the pool playing with her dog. Plus its kind of hard to see. While our resident celebrity skin hunter Kevin Touch would be excited about this, I hope Hayden can stay on the sweet and innocent track, and avoid the skank slide. It offers hope for a better tomorrow!

Poor Hayden Panettiere, she was one of the few teen stars that seemed to have a perfect record. No nipple slips, DUIs or drug arrests, but now her dad had to go mess it all up for her. She should have him beaten or killed.

TMZ reports that Alan and Lesley Panettiere were at a party where Alan felt like his wife was "disrespecting" him... So he slapped that bitch!

"Sources say, according to Lesley's statement to Sheriffs, the couple went home, began arguing and he struck her in the cheek."

Lesley refused medical treatment and Alan is currently being held on $50,000 bail. Damn it is expensive to slap hoes around these days. When I was a kid the local sheriff used to drive you to the bar and buy you a beer after you beat your wife. I miss the good'ol days!

What is the lesson in all of this? Do not "disrespect" Alan Panettiere I guess.

If Hayden Panettiere knew what smelly, fat slobs she would have to deal with for the rest of her career, she probably would have never accepted her role on the TV show, Heroes. I have been stuck at these Comic-Con type of events and I feel dirty just typing the word "Con." San Diego's Comic-con is the biggest collection of virgins, aspergers and fat people that is possible each year, and any sane person should avoid it all cost. So I am glad to see that Panettiere was smart enough to bring along her hand. sanitizer. Shaking hands with thousands of people who just ate an entire box of Krispy Kremes is dirty work.

The L.A. earthquake yesterday was probably caused by the massive shift in weight leaving California, and if the San Diego Con gets any bigger it may be the cause of the Big Quake. I am so contacting Governor Arnold right now and demand this shit be banned in 2009. I am not ready for any escape from L.A. type scenarios. Even though hang gliding trannys sounds fun on paper, it is not fun in real life. That shit is scary!

The only reason to watch Hayden Panettiere's new music video, Wake Up Call is because she flashes her underwear in it, or I guess you could watch it to see how bad it is. And is it bad, trust me. I think she even tries to rap at one point. I prefer the I Hacked Miley Cyrus (And I Liked It) song, it is way better.

Actors and actresses have been crossing over to the music biz for as long as the two have existed. William Shatner did it, Eddie Murphy did it and Will Smith went from famous rapper to movie star, but that doesn't mean everyone can do it. Plus these days you have to be made and created by Disney, a slut by sixteen, and in rehab by 20 to pull off an acting and singing career. Panettiere is just too nice and clean to do both, she should just stick to TV and movies.

Watch the video after the jump with a bonus William Shatner video!  read more »

It is Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes, with a gun!

Here are this week’s Blind Items:

Sources include other media outlets. Or quite simply are total truths that people are too ashamed to speak and fans are unwilling to admit.

WHICH Hollywood A-lister is so obsessed with her looks that she's going to extreme biological lengths to preserve them? Despite taking on more Botox than oxygen on the set of her latest film, she still searches for revolutionary techniques to make herself look younger. The latest treatment apparently involves skin cells being scraped from the area behind the ears and rushed off to a secret laboratory. New cells are then grown and the resulting paste is injected back into the face. And despite paying hand over fist for this money-for-old-rope treatment, she still looks like a shaven spider monkey. And an old one at that. (Holy Moly)

Molly Says: I say Renee Zellweger who looks like shiiite lately and is currently filming. Can’t be Nicole Kidman anymore since she gave up her botox when she got pregnant (and her face subsequently melted off). Wouldn’t say Demi Moore either since she looks fabulous.  read more »

It has been a slow week, topping the news is Ashlee Simpson getting knocked up, that Harry Potter chick in court and Rob Lowe wagging little Rob at his nanny? The most exciting thing to happen to me this week was Emma Watson turning 18 and I guess that Marilyn Monroe sex tape, if you like fat chicks that is.

So here is a shot of Hayden Panatierre's ass in shorts. It seems news worthy to me.  read more »

Signing autographs