Heidi Montag

They seriously went to a real Taco Bell to take these pictures of Heidi Montag for Global Hunger Awareness. You think they would have just shot it in a studio, so we wouldn't be able see the boxes of cup lids and the dirty floor. Actually the floor is pretty clean for a Taco Bell, but it does have various taco pieces strewn about. Maybe they would have swept a little better if they had an actual celebrity visiting their store, but for Montag you just kick the shit under the counter and under the rug.

Whoever thought pictures of Montag and Taco Bell would raise awareness for world hunger should be killed and fed to the hungry themselves. All this picture raised was vomit in my throat and memories of explosive diarrhea. What did the starving do to deserve this? I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.  read more »

There is an old horror film called Killer Workout (aka Aerobicide), even though it may be one of the best horror movies ever made, myself and one other person only knows of its existence... Until now! Heidi Montag's new "music video" reminds me of it too much. The sad part is, Killer Workout's music montages and songs are better than hers. Not to mention her video runs for 10-minutes!

10 minutes of Heidi Motnag is even probably too much for that asshole, Spencer Pratt. He has to take her in smaller doses than that. Anyway below is 1 video from Killer Workout and Heidi's video, see if you can guess which is which!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are estimated to be worth $3 million, maybe this was the forth sign of the apocalypse we were looking for. If she gets knocked up then we will know for sure.

How do they make their money? From club appearances and pictures.

Who is dumb enough to pay them for these things? Photo places like Splash and dumb nightclub owners I guess.

Here is Heidi posing at an ATM machine, this cunt will pose anywhere. I am surprised there are no pictures of her taking a dump yet. Now that would be something worth paying for.  read more »

The very idea that Heidi Montag has been elevated to a status in this country where not only does she endorse a presidential candidate, but the candidate actually takes the time to respond and say "Thank You" makes me want to do everything the title of this post says. Why won't Heidi, Lauren, and The Hills go away already!!!! ARGH!!  read more »

It is a sad, sad day for women everywhere when Heidi Montag is considered a "feminist hero." A critic for The New York Times wrote in a review of The Hills that Montag "has emerged as a kind of feminist hero." The even sadder part is that the review was written by a woman, Ginia Bellafante.

Montag told In Touch: “I was very honored to be called a feminist hero. It’s a big deal to be even acknowledged, let alone complimented by The New York Times by such a profound, famous TV critic.”

Heidi also told the magazine that she does consider herself to be a feminist, meanwhile Spencer Pratt is trying to figure out why he was not considered a "feminist hero" also.

What is Heidi Montag famous for? No one is quite sure.  read more »

...should really just be put to sleep.

Heidi Montag's new single is called No More, which is a pretty stupid title since it makes it an easy target for "Please NO More" jokes. Since making fun of Heidi and her music "career" is like shooting fish in a barrel, I will let you be the judge and (insert your own Heidi joke here), it is kind of like those choose your own adventure books. Have fun.

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This may be the sign of the apocalypse... I am serious! Ryan Seacrest played a new song by Heidi Montag and Britney Spears!  read more »

I know the world would rather hear that Spencer Pratt died in a freak accident, but unfortunately it was Heidi Montag's stepbrother who slipped off a roof and died instead.  read more »

The ultimate real life villain and villainess are getting their own video game. Yes folks, you can play a game as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Or you can kill them, whichever you prefer. I bet I can guess which…  read more »