Hot Babe of the Day

I was just about to make Lindsay Lohan our Hot Babe of the Day when I saw this on Dlisted.

Product placement at its best! I hope this hot mess is getting paid for this. If not, NabiscoWorld better hunt this beauty down and show her the money. She deserves a HUGE check. If they don't act quick I'm going to ship her a 2Snaps weave asap. I can pay in empty whiskey bottles and Toy Story 3 silly bands. I have an entire package of them!

Call me and we'll work out a deal!

Kelly Brook has been everywhere these past few weeks; including Playboy, and other magazines not worth remembering. Her new movie Piranha 3D opens today (August 20, 2010). Brook, Jessica Szohr, Elisabeth Shue, and Riley Steele all looked amazing at the Los Angeles premiere of Piranha 3D last night.

Kelly Brook Playboy.

From director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller Piranha 3D . Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; a new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the areas new razor-toothed residents.  read more »

I know today is Thursday, but I have a double feature of Step Up 3D and The Expendables planned for tomorrow -- so I might not get around to posting Friday's Hot Babe.

The Hot Babe of the Day honor goes to... David Whiteeagle, a "friend" of the accused cat abuser -- Gary L. Korkuck. Whiteeagle's reaction face, from the video below, is how internet memes are born.

Whiteeagle pulled his best Samurai Cop look after hearing the news that his buddy was arrested for marinating his cat, Navarro, in pepper, in the trunk of his car.

For slow Cheektowaga residents: The white guy pictured is David. The black man pictured is from the movie Samurai Cop. Gary L. Korkuck is NOT pictured. You can see his mug shot in video below.  read more »

Hermione Granger is all grown up!

Emma Watson decided to put the Harry Potter franchise behind her with a brand new look. Her new pixie haircut makes her look like she belongs in the Lord of the Rings movies. I like it! She looks incredibly cuter than before.

"I missed all that experimentation that most teenagers go through. I've wanted to do this since I was about 16, so as soon as I had the chance I was like, ‘Right. This is it.'"

Part one of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows arrives in theaters everywhere on November 19, 2010, with Part 2 following next summer.

I've decided to replace Hot Babe of the Day with Friday's Hot Babe because I'm too lazy to pick a person each day. It's also a great way to start the weekend.

Our first Hot Babe is Ashley Tisdale as a cheerleader. The reason I picked her is because I'm excited about her new show on the CW, and she is dressed as a cheerleader. Tisdale is a High School Musical survivor, who did not have to leak nude pictures of herself on the interwebs to gain notoriety.

Her new TV show Hellcats premieres this fall. September 8th @ 9/8 central to be exact.

Synopsis:

Hellcats s a coming-of-age story about Marti Perkins, a young, pre-law student at Lancer University in Memphis, Tennessee. Marti is cool, hip and alt, but her world flips upside down, literally and figuratively, when she loses her scholarship, and realizes the only way she can stay in school is by reigniting her dormant teen gymnastic skills to win a place on Lancer's legendary cheerleading team, The Hellcats. Against her every instinct, Marti goes for it and makes the squad, and is thrust into a world of camaraderie, backstabbing and the intersection of sports, backroom academia and big money. Marti's new roommate, Savannah Monroe, a petite, peppy Texan, is among the diverse cast of athletes, undergrads, family and friends, all set on the sprawling campus of a powerhouse college football program in the deep South.

Love her or hate her, you could never look as good as Kim Kardashian on your "day off." What she is taking time off from I have no idea, but here is Kardashian doing what she does best in Miami... Nothing!

Any decent butt fanatic and Coco fan knows that Ice-T's woman constantly tweets pictures of her behind on her Twitter feed. It is one of the only reasons I have a Twitter account myself. However the dinosaur known as MySpace recently deleted a picture of Coco's ass cleavage, and we both want to know why!

Coco Tweeted: "Why did myspace take this pic down. Are they offended by ass-crack? Its female curvature!"

To quote Dlisted who said it perfectly, "MySpace allows thousands of pictures of tweens in their training bras, but yet they throw the holy water on this G-rated picture of CoCo's back chichis?"

Wrestling icon Ric Flair's wife Jacqueline Beems takes a pretty nice mug shot, so I made her today's Hot Babe of the Day.

Beems was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault on Monday. Police were called to the couple's house at 11:40p.m. ET for an "apparent domestic assault case." Details about what happened at the home have not yet been released, however, Flair did suffer minor injuries and refused treatment.

Beems is Flair's fourth wife. The couple married on November 11, 2009.

Caprica's Alessandra Torresani may look like she is 16 but she is actually 22-years-old.

"When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, 'Would you please join us in the living room?' and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing 'Hello Dolly' and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing." -- Alessandra Torresani via Wired.com

Don't miss Torresani's hot FHM magazine spread!

Tina Fey on the cover of Vogue