Howard Stern

Howard Stern confirmed Monday (February 8) that reports claiming American Idol producers were interested in him replacing judge Simon Cowell are true.

"There's not a better job on the planet than judging a f-----g karaoke contest," Stern said on his Sirius radio show. "It might be possible, we'll see."

According to some reports Idol is prepared to match the shock jock's $500 million contract with Sirius XM that expires January of next year.

"A $100 million to judge a karaoke contest? Yeah, I think I would do that show for $100 million," he said. Stern also believes American Idol is nothing without Cowell -- who may have suggested him as his replacement -- but if one person could replace him it would be Stern.

"If I do say so myself, I can't imagine anyone else but me replacing [Cowell]. I mean, how else are they going to make that show work? Who knows how to broadcast and who knows how to be interesting? And who's not afraid to speak their mind?"

Here is my Idol dream team; Howard Stern, Ellen DeGeneres, Kara DioGuardi (someone on the show should actually know about music) and Gary Coleman.

According to Radar Online; "American Idol producers 'will do what it takes to sign' radio legend Howard Stern as a must-have replacement for Simon Cowell when the British mogul leaves the show after this season."

The idea is to replace Simon with someone who would be even nastier to contestants and clash with the other judges. Stern has been known to discuss the TV show a lot with Eric "The Midget" on his radio show.

I'm sure Stern joining American Idol would create a HUGE buzz but does the shock jock and tween/teen girls really mix?

"Stern, whose Sirius XM contact is up in January 2011, recently said on his radio show he was 'approached by a major TV network to take over a TV show and leave here and do that next year -- and I did turn it down.'"  read more »

College is expensive, just ask Natalie Dylan (a fake name) who is selling her virginity to pay for an education. The 22-year-old is going on the Howard Stern Show today, to kick off an auction to sell her innocence at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

Dylan told Rush and Molly: "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?"

The auction will be held on bunnyranch.com after Dylan is submitted to a lie detector test and a gynecological exam to prove her purity. The honor to pop her hymen will not necessarily go to the highest bidder, Dylan says: "I want someone with chemistry. We'll take bids until I find a suitor I'm happy with.”

She claims that her stepfather forced her into this situation because he took out student loans in her name without her permission. That is not half as bad, as what other girls have been forced into with their stepfathers right?

We will try and keep you updated on what sleaze-bucket wins the honors, but I'm willing to bet it will be done anonymously.  read more »

Just the mention of Rosie O'Donnell's name makes my balls crawl back inside me, and now poor Elisabeth Hasselbeck has to go to bed every night knowing that O'Donnell finds her "very attractive." She will have nightmares for the rest of her life and no person deserves those kind of bad dreams.

Howard Stern asked Rosie on his Sirius radio show: "Were you not attracted to Elisabeth Hasselbeck? "When you look at her physically, you don't want her?"

O'Donnell replied: "I find her very attractive. She's very attractive, I think."

However, she did say she never desired Hasslebeck, probably because they did not get along. Women get turned on and off by personality, unlike men who would bang a hot chick even if they hated her.  read more »

Artie Lange supposedly quit his 7-year gig as Howard Stern's comedic sidekick during yet another violent outburst on last Thursday's Sirius Satellite Radio show.

Lange had a violent dispute over money with his personal assistant in the Sirius hallways that ended up on air and continued until staff ended the argument.

"That was crazy what I just saw. I don't understand it. I don't approve of it and I don't know what I'm going to do about it," says shock jock Howard Stern

Artie seems to think that Howard likes his outbursts for the ratings and entertainment. "Howard, you like fightin'. You're getting fightin' man," Lange yelled at Stern.

This is not the first time that alcoholic and drug addled Artie has been violent on the show. He has suffered from heroin addiction, among other things, and refuses to see a therapist over his battle with depression.  read more »