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Wrestling icon Ric Flair's wife Jacqueline Beems takes a pretty nice mug shot, so I made her today's Hot Babe of the Day.

Beems was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault on Monday. Police were called to the couple's house at 11:40p.m. ET for an "apparent domestic assault case." Details about what happened at the home have not yet been released, however, Flair did suffer minor injuries and refused treatment.

Beems is Flair's fourth wife. The couple married on November 11, 2009.

Beating a beotch is all fun and games until someone gets stuck picking up trash...

Chris Brown started his 180 days of community labor at a Virginia police-horse stable for beating up his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, while she pranced around N.Y. city showing off her pierced nipples. See uncensored pictures here. Site NSFW!

What is even funnier is that Tila Tequila recently claimed that she was beat up by Shawne Merriman, and no one gives a shit. The Chargers Linebacker denies the charges.

I don't know why this is topping entertainment news today, but it is. So if you were looking for the new Charles Manson picture, congratulations you just found it!

You people have a sick sense of "entertainment."

Project Runway finalist Kenley Collins was arrested for throwing a feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at her fiance Zak Penley.

"According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head."

Collins told Penley "You're lucky, it could have been worse." She was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon, but no animal cruelty charges.

This is scientific proof that all women are insane.

This story was plagiarized from the NY Post.  read more »

If you didn't see the video of the Top Model riot click here to watch.

Three people were arrested in a melee that started during a NY audition for America's Next Top Model this weekend, Michael Edwards, 24, Vanessa Quinones, 20, and Clem Clemmons, 40. The idiots were arrested out of thousands after police were forced to shut down the event because way too much fuckery ensued. They're being charged with disorderly conduct and starting a riot.

Banks and the show's producer released this statement:

"We are concerned by the events. We still don't know all the details of what triggered the incident. We appreciate the efforts of the NYPD and will assist them in any way possible in this matter."

Here is a helpful tip for the NYPD, only a real dumbass would take assistance or advice from Tyra Banks. Just tell her she did a good job, pat her on the back and let her think she helped. That is what the producers on all her shows do...It works well.  read more »

Just one quiet weekend where I can watch my Battlestar Galactica DVDs uninterrupted is all I ask, but its not going to happen while Lindsay and SamRo are around.

This Friday an arrest warrant was issued for Lohan stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction.

LiLo's lawyer told People that it is all one big "misunderstanding."

"Since her case was resolved, Ms. Lohan has been in compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation and all orders of the court. Thee warrant issued on Friday was, in our view, born out of a misunderstanding which I am confident I can clear up next week."

What would I do if the cops were looking to arrest my ass over a "misunderstanding" and my high-priced lawyer was supposedly handling it?

I would lock myself in my house and quietly watch Battlestar Galactica with nursing a big bottle of Jim Beam, but I'm not a batshit insane, fake lesbian.

TMZ reported this weekend that police were called to Ronson's home in response to a "disturbance," aka a lesbian brawl where Lindsay threw something and broke a window.

"Sam and Lindsay have gotten into a nuclear fight at Sam's house. The police are at their front door to talk to Lindsay and Sam but they will not open the door. The two are definitely still in the house."

Lindsay has a court date to resolve the "misunderstanding" on Monday. We will keep you updated.  read more »

Not quite as news breaking as Rihanna vs Chris Brown, but at least it doesn't have anything to do with the Oscars. TMZ has learned that Nicky Hilton was assaulted by a "transient" at 5:00 AM outside an IHOP in West Hollywood. What she was doing outside of an IHOP at five in the morning is unknown, however, Nicky was not hurt and even made her own citizens arrest!?!

L.A. County sheriff spokesman Steve Whitmore told E! News, "One of our deputies was in the IHOP...and heard a commotion. He went outside to investigate and discovered that Ms. Nicky Hilton was pushed from behind."

He said Hilton's arrest was "unnecessary, since a deputy was already present" and Michael Broadhurst, 50, was booked on a misdemeanor battery charge.

A text message is what caused Rihanna vs Brown 2009!

TMZ has learned that a text from an unidentified woman about "hooking up with Brown later," was what ignited the fight between the couple. The "alleged" result was Brown punching Rihanna so hard that "she could barely open her eyes for" police photos.

TMZ also reported that Rihanna "had a fat lip, her mouth was swollen, her nose was badly bloodied, and she had contusions on her forehead and both sides of her face."

There is also a mention of an argument over some rapper in the police report, but this is not what caused the fight, so I'm not quite clear on what is has to do with anything.

We'll keep you posted...

UPDATE #1,324 E! Online reports:

"[The couple] squabbling after leaving Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party late Saturday. Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.'s Hancock Park neighborhood. That's when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.

He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, 'I'm going to kill you!' "

I know February isn't over yet, but I opened up the voting for the Biggest Butthole of the Month anyway. There were just too many great candidates to wait. For example; Sheriff Leon Lott who has made 8 arrests in the Michael Phelps pot smoking debacle.

OK magazine reported that Lott arrested "eight in connection with the case, on seven charges of drug possession and one of distribution," including the owner of the bong, who wasn't even at the party where the picture was taken.

The owner of the most famous bong possibly hit Lott's radar because he was trying to sell it on Ebay for $100,000. Maybe we should add him to the voting?

The best part about the entire raid is that, Phelps himself, was not arrested. I guess winning a lot of gold medals earns you a get out of jail free card?  read more »

The "inside sources" are out in full force and reporting all kinds of horrible news about Chris Brown vs Rihanna 2009.

TMZ has learned from "law enforcement sources" that pictures taken of Rihanna after the "alleged" incident look "horrific."

"The photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer's face -- there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers."

E! News reports that Rihanna would not tell police what caused Brown to go Ike Turner on her ass, however, she did tell them there was no weapon involved.

Well whatever caused him to snap, must have been some serious shit if he BIT HER! That is taking woman beating to a whole new level. This doesn't sound like your everyday kind of lovers' spat.

Meanwhile Rihanna had to cancel a sold-out concert on Friday, Brown pulled out of his appearance at this weekend’s 2009 NBA All-Star Game in Phoenix, and Wrigley dumped his DoubleMint gum ads. We will keep you updated.