Jail

Yay! Lindsay Lohan is finally free!

LiLo was released from the Century Regional Detention Facility at 1:35 a.m. Monday. She was taken directly to rehab.

The Mean Girls star (she really needs to make a new movie so I have something else to use) only served 14 days of a 90-day sentence... Take that Orlando Bloom!

A rep for the Sheriff's Department released this statement after her release:

"She was released at 1:35 a.m. She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody."

TMZ says that Lohan will be treated at UCLA Medical Center, not Morningside Recovery, after Judge Marsha Revel had a change of heart, allowing her to go where her doctors originally wanted her to be treated.

The biggest crime against humanity was not locking up Lindsay Lohan. It was when they took away my favorite E! reality show Pretty Wild by incarcerating Alexis Neiers.

In case you missed it, Pretty Wild filmed Neiers and her hot sister Tess Taylor changing their clothes for nine episodes. Neiers is known for being involved with a group that broke into the homes of celebrities, including Orlando Bloom and Lindsay Lohan!

According to E! online Neiers is staying in Paris Hilton's old cell #29, while Lohan is staying in cell #28, making them neighbors. While the two will probably never come into physical contact they're close enough to chat. I wonder if they will make up and become friends?!?

E! may have done a poor job of blurring the show's nudity (see example above), but they did draw the line at showing 16-year-old Gabby Neiers topless. I'm glad TV still has some standards.  read more »

People like to rent or buy movies starring celebrities who recently died. I always found this to be quite odd, but it's a fact. Is a movie better if it stars a newly deceased actor? No of course not. It just has to do with the power of suggestion. When an actor croaks the media talks about their career in a positive light. This makes people want to revisit (or see for the first time) the movies they starred in. Money See, Monkey Do.

As I type this Lindsay Lohan is in court getting ready to go to jail. There is a paparazzi zoo outside the courthouse (someone actually threw confetti on her when she arrived), she has been all over the news, is a trending topic on Twitter, the interwebs, and the blogosphere. Unfortunately for Lindsay jail time doesn't help your career like dying does, but for those of you who want to remember why she is famous (Protip: it's not for flashing her vagina, or dating a DJ lesbian) here is a guide to her movie career.  read more »

Remember when it seemed like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan were having a race to see who could self-destruct quicker? There were so many wild shenanigans between the two, I don't even know which ones to list; crazy umbrella attacks, late night lesbian car chases, stints in rehab, and so on... Somebody should've told Lohan that Brit Brit stopped racing and got her act together... Which is pretty sad if you think about it, because at one time it seemed like Spears was the one who went totally bat-shit insane, while Lindsay was the one just having little too much of a good time.

As you probably already know Hohan has been sentenced to serve 90 days in jail followed by a 90 day stint in rehab beginning on July 20th.

Lohan tried to explain why she violated her probation for a 2007 DUI case by missing weekly alcohol-education classes, "I did everything I was told to do, I thought I was being compliant. I did do everything I was told to do. ... I'm not taking this as a joke, it's my life and career. I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms."

"This was a long time coming. Lindsay has been spinning out of control and unfortunately this may be the best thing that could happen to her," a source closed to the troubled star told FOX411.com. " Since the [hearings] began last year, she has been carrying on and acting out despite the warnings of the court. There were times when she would break down and cry for no reason to assistants or interns that she had never met. Her emotions were wild - up and down. She slept all the time and it was difficult to wake her. Those were the scariest times."  read more »

Wrestling icon Ric Flair's wife Jacqueline Beems takes a pretty nice mug shot, so I made her today's Hot Babe of the Day.

Beems was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault on Monday. Police were called to the couple's house at 11:40p.m. ET for an "apparent domestic assault case." Details about what happened at the home have not yet been released, however, Flair did suffer minor injuries and refused treatment.

Beems is Flair's fourth wife. The couple married on November 11, 2009.

Beating a beotch is all fun and games until someone gets stuck picking up trash...

Chris Brown started his 180 days of community labor at a Virginia police-horse stable for beating up his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, while she pranced around N.Y. city showing off her pierced nipples. See uncensored pictures here. Site NSFW!

What is even funnier is that Tila Tequila recently claimed that she was beat up by Shawne Merriman, and no one gives a shit. The Chargers Linebacker denies the charges.

I don't know why this is topping entertainment news today, but it is. So if you were looking for the new Charles Manson picture, congratulations you just found it!

You people have a sick sense of "entertainment."

Project Runway finalist Kenley Collins was arrested for throwing a feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at her fiance Zak Penley.

"According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head."

Collins told Penley "You're lucky, it could have been worse." She was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon, but no animal cruelty charges.

This is scientific proof that all women are insane.

This story was plagiarized from the NY Post.  read more »

If you didn't see the video of the Top Model riot click here to watch.

Three people were arrested in a melee that started during a NY audition for America's Next Top Model this weekend, Michael Edwards, 24, Vanessa Quinones, 20, and Clem Clemmons, 40. The idiots were arrested out of thousands after police were forced to shut down the event because way too much fuckery ensued. They're being charged with disorderly conduct and starting a riot.

Banks and the show's producer released this statement:

"We are concerned by the events. We still don't know all the details of what triggered the incident. We appreciate the efforts of the NYPD and will assist them in any way possible in this matter."

Here is a helpful tip for the NYPD, only a real dumbass would take assistance or advice from Tyra Banks. Just tell her she did a good job, pat her on the back and let her think she helped. That is what the producers on all her shows do...It works well.  read more »

Just one quiet weekend where I can watch my Battlestar Galactica DVDs uninterrupted is all I ask, but its not going to happen while Lindsay and SamRo are around.

This Friday an arrest warrant was issued for Lohan stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction.

LiLo's lawyer told People that it is all one big "misunderstanding."

"Since her case was resolved, Ms. Lohan has been in compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation and all orders of the court. Thee warrant issued on Friday was, in our view, born out of a misunderstanding which I am confident I can clear up next week."

What would I do if the cops were looking to arrest my ass over a "misunderstanding" and my high-priced lawyer was supposedly handling it?

I would lock myself in my house and quietly watch Battlestar Galactica with nursing a big bottle of Jim Beam, but I'm not a batshit insane, fake lesbian.

TMZ reported this weekend that police were called to Ronson's home in response to a "disturbance," aka a lesbian brawl where Lindsay threw something and broke a window.

"Sam and Lindsay have gotten into a nuclear fight at Sam's house. The police are at their front door to talk to Lindsay and Sam but they will not open the door. The two are definitely still in the house."

Lindsay has a court date to resolve the "misunderstanding" on Monday. We will keep you updated.  read more »