Jamie Lynn Spears

It has been a long time since we have heard from Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears, and it took Casey cracking open his head to make the news again. You may remember Aldridge became famous for shooting his load into Britney Spears' sister resulting in 10-month-old Maddie Spears/Aldridge(?).

Anyway he was in a car accident Sunday morning resulting in "a cracked skull." A family source told People, he has been "in and out" of consciousness, but "It's not as serious as we thought at first."

2Snaps wishes him a speedy recovery. We will keep you updated if anything serious happens. If you don't hear from us just assume he is okay and back to riding tractors and cheating on Spears again.

UPDATE: Here are more details via TMZ: "Cops tell us while Casey was heading north on the 606 in Louisiana early this morning, he swerved off the right side of the road and into a ditch, then over-corrected his turn back onto the pavement, causing the car to flip. During the flip, 3 people -- including Casey -- were ejected from the car."  read more »

What did country music do to deserve this? E! Online has learned that Jamie Lynn Spears "has been quietly working on a country album since last fall."

A few close family sources revealed that Jamie has been trying to land a record deal and even cut a demo in Nashville but so far there have been no takers.

In 2002 Spears' told the AP that she did want to eventually try singing, but that was long before Casey Aldridge screwed up her life by dumping his load in her.

We will keep you updated.

I guess Britney Spears has been getting too much attention, so something had to come out about her younger sister. And the Spears family legacy just keeps getting better and better. Star magazine is claiming that Jamie Lynn Spears had liposuction at 16 and while she was pregnant! Something that can be very dangerous to the unborn fetus.

A source told the magazine that Jamie was concerned about her weight after finishing her Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 so she pleaded with Mother of the Year -- Lynne Spears to let her get plastic surgery.

A second source said, "She didn't know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure. "Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient."

I wonder if How to help your 16-year-old daughter get liposuction was ever a planned chapter in Mommy Spears' book, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World?  read more »

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt must have heard how much the Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding pictures were going for, because Pitt snapped some "private" pictures of Jolie feeding her baby and sold them to W magazine. However, Lynn's pictures were underage pictures, I hear they tend to go for a little more these days.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I understand that breast feeding is natural, but that doesn't mean your poor waiter or waitress, gas station attendant, or the general public has to share in the experience. Peeing is natural and I can get a ticket for doing it in public, I also don't poop at the table while my waiter is taking my order, so why torture people by throwing your baby's feeding time in their face.

My two greatest fears when I waited tables were:

1) Walking up while people were praying
2) Walking up while someone was breast feeding

This is the awkward position it puts waiters in. You walk up to the table and notice something is different. You think to yourself "is that chick breast feeding?" You look, then you go, "oh my god she must think I was checking out her boob." Immediately when your mind says "boob" your eyes automatically look back, and you keep repeating the process. Then all of a sudden you're the pervert when all you wanted to do was refill her fucking water. It's a cruel situation to put people in, very selfish and rude!

TMZ claims "an unimpeachable source" told them that Jamie Lynn Spears is NOT pregnant, but whose source is telling the truth? TMZ's "unimpeachable source" or the National Enquirer's "close source."

I looked up unimpeachable in the Dictionary (No I don't own one, I used the one online!) and this is the definition it gave me: [uhn-im-pee-chuh-buhl] –adjective; above suspicion; impossible to discredit; impeccable: unimpeachable motives.

That sounds a lot more serious than "close," but why would the National Enquirer lie? I just refuse to believe they would do that to us. I rechecked The Enquirer's website and they seem to be sticking to their story. They even added this to the end of their "World Exclusive" article: For the full shocking story and to discover WHO the new baby’s father is – pick up the latest National Enquirer. I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens, unless she already took her friends' advice and killed it?  read more »

White Trash sperm are like weeds, they just can't be stopped, and Casey Aldridge may have some of the most potent stuff on the planet (Not to mention the second most famous splooge in 2008, the guy who knocked up Palin's daughter is first of course). Soon after Aldridge denied rumors of knocking up another women, the National Enquirer reported that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant again. Yes they have spawned a second time and only three months after giving birth to baby Maddie Briann.

How does one get knocked up so quick again? By being an idiot of course. A source told the Enquirer that “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding."

Priceless! I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. She probably also fell for the "You can't get knocked up the first time" line when she lost her virginity. I wonder what happened to that baby?

The family was desperately trying to keep it out of the news but like Aldridge told OK magazine, "In a small town, everybody knows everybody. But when money's involved, you find out who your friends are," and it looks like someone sold them out again. They should really learn to keep their mouths shut.

The "close source" revealed that Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and her mom is pissed! So pissed that her friends are trying to get her to abort it. I bet Sarah Palin will agree to adopt it right before election day! I can see the headlines now: Republican VP Saves Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby From Vacuum Cleaner! It will win them the election, mark my words!  read more »

My title is way catchier than: Spears' Breastfeeding Photo Stolen, plus it was already taken... and it is true. Remember she is still underage, so a boob shot of Spears could still fall under FBI child pornography laws. See how silly kiddy porn laws can be? It is okay for you to knock a 16-year-old up, but if you take pictures of yourself knocking her up, you are a sex offender.

But before we get to the story...

When I was about 8 or 9 my father's mother (I guess that makes her my grandmother) took pictures of a funeral and showed them to me. I thought "What kind of crazy bitch takes pictures of a funeral and why is this crazy bitch related to me?"

The same thing comes to mind with this story; "Who takes pictures of someone breast feeding and why?" The answer is of course, Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy, Casey Aldridge. Not only does taking pictures of your baby's mamma breast feeding seem weird, he was then stupid enough to drop them off at a Louisiana Wal-Mart to get them developed!

What did Aldridge think would happen when the minimum-wage clerk saw Jamie Lynn Spears tit popping out? He saw his way to buy the biggest truck in town, some of that fancy beer he sees rich people drinking on TV, and maybe a little bit of that armpit perfume. Plus if he used his Wal-Mart discount, he may have had a little left over to buy his own 16-year-old girlfriend and her baby something nice.

The FBI is currently trying to figure out who may have copied, stolen and is trying to sell the 12 pictures of Jamie Lynn Breast feeding. I'll give them a hint: The person who was working the day Aldridge dropped the pictures off. There is this thing they call a schedule, it is normally hanging by the dirty employee microwave in the break room. Start there.

Jamie Lynn Spears is finally showing off the baby she popped out. At 17 years old makes an appearance on the cover of OK! magazine with her newborn baby for the first time and speaks candidly about motherhood. Oh yeah and her daughter is named the forgettable Maddie Briann.

On breastfeeding Maddie: (gross!)

"She is very good. She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying.”

On bathing Maddie: (sexy!)

“We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life."  read more »

Thank god the baby drama is over...for now! People has confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her baby around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, and yes it is a girl!

Rumors were floating around that she wanted to name the baby Cailynn or Cassie, a combination of her and the baby's daddy name (Casey Aldridge), but they really named it....

I am glad that they got the birth and naming over quickly, not dragging it on thus allowing us to move on to more important things. We probably won't hear from Jamie Lynn until she is caught driving the baby around on her tractor without a baby seat.

I would say congratulations but we really do not support, 16-year-olds getting knocked up.  read more »

Due to technical difficulties we were out of commission for around three-days, and the first thing I have to do when I get back? Write about Jamie Lynn Spears' C-section... gross.

It seems Jamie Lynn's baby may have got its brains from the Spears' side of the family and it is trying to come out backwards. So doctors will have to cut the bundle of white trash out of Lynn instead of her giving a "natural birth."

We shouldn't have expected anything less.

Meanwhile TMZ spotted Aunt Britney on her way to the hospital to visit her sister about an hour before this posting.

Speculation is that the baby is a girl because Jamie was spotted carrying a pink baby carrier. However this is the Spears family we are talking about, so you never know.

We will keep you updated when they officially cut it out. I have set up a mobile command unit at a sleazy hotel. I can't wait to hear what she is going to name it.  read more »