Jenna Jameson

It seems like Jenna Jameson went from a hot porn star to a washed-up plastic surgery nightmare overnight. She also gave birth to twins back in March, is married to former UFC champion, Tito Ortiz, and is now a very nice shade of orange.

A quick glance at her IMDB page shows that the new mommy of two has no upcoming projects. Unless you count the animated movie Horrorween which seems to have been filming for three years now. The film boasts a impressive cast of crap including; Tom Savini, Joe Estevez, Donald Trump and Flavor Flav.

Like is wasn't bad enough that Jenna Jameson decided to reproduce in the first place, now she wound up having two kids instead of one! This is going to result in either one big therapy bill, one really kinky porn movie or both once they grow up. 2Snaps sends our deepest apologies to the unnamed babies, because it's is going to be a long, cruel childhood!

AVN originally broke the good news:

"Porn superstar Jenna Jameson gave birth to healthy twin boys at a Newport Beach hospital. Jameson's boyfriend and former UFC champ Tito Ortiz is the father of the twins."  read more »

Do you know the story of Freddy Krueger? He was born the bastard son of 100 maniacs and that is why he is a such an evil brat. That is the first thing that popped into my mind when I read that, USmagazine.com broke the news that porn slut ,Jenna Jameson is pregnant.

She told the US, "that her and her boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, 'are still in a state of shock.'"

And so am I. Imagine being the kid born into that? Not only is your mom the most famous whore on the planet, and your father looks like an ape, Jenna will also be the second pregnant man of 2008, not even the first.

Well at least the kid will get to live in luxury the first 9 months. Jenna's womb has been pounded on so much, it must be like living in 10-bedroom mansion. The kid will probably have a hot tub and mini bar in there as soon as it grows hands.

It better open some windows and let that shit air out though!

Jenna Jameson may have, at one time, been a success story for porn. The whore for aspiring whores to look up to and her career something to strive for, but time proved that porn is not good for the body.Jenna became a used up looking crack head. Yes boys and girls too many dicks in the ass will wear the body out. Now Tera Patrick is backing my theory up, because she has also aged badly. Perhaps just receiving too many pokes in your pud is not the only factor, plastic surgery, drugs, and tanning beds may also help, but kids take note; porn is not the way to go, because this is what you will end up looking like at the age of 30.

Just look at this picture of Tera from her High Times Magazine party for her new radio show "Rockstar/Pornstar". This is just proof that a porn stars are destined to become comic book characters, radio personalities, or will end up in an alley sucking penis for crack, because after 22-years-of-age they are just washed up, and gross looking. Unless you get turned on by drag-queens made of leather!

This was written by someone who drank way too much whiskey, so all mistakes are excusable.  read more »

Don't laugh, like I have said before I used to work at a porn shop and people would steal vaginas all the time. The sad thing is they would just grab them and run. While it may be somewhat pathetic to buy a plastic pussy, it is even more pathetic to steal one and get caught doing so.

On April 15th an unidentified person broke into the Erogenous Zone and swiped a replica of Jenna Jameson's whoo-whoo-hole. Jenna was his second choice however, The OCRegister reports: "Video shows him try to break into the store's cash register, but it wouldn't open for him. Instead of giving up altogether, he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store."  read more »

I always loved when I worked at the porn shop and adult movie "stars" would talk about their "achievements." It is a super-billion dollar industry but lets be honest the "stars" really just take it up the butt, and shoot loads on one another, not much of an "achievement" if you ask me. Once and a while one of the female stars would direct their own movie, so instead of having the load shot on them they would shoot someone else getting a load shot on them, this always made them very proud, but Jenna Jameson has taken it to the next level.

She went on the TV show The View to promote her new film Zombie Strippers, starring Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund. Here is what she said about the film:

"There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

Heh, Zombie Strippers is about "a secret government re-animation chemo-virus that gets released into a Nebraska strip club. The virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into ‘Super Zombie Strippers.'"  read more »

Normally when "stars" make comic books they suck, (ask Mr. T his comic had like three issues), they are just normally poorly done, cheap gimmicks, so it is surprising that ex-cum guzzler, turned man Jenna Jameson's new comic Shadow Hunter is actually decent.  read more »

Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson hasn't looked like herself in recent months. She has looked more like a man in drag who smoked too much crack, but at the premiere of the movie Sleepwalking she actually looked like a woman once again.  read more »