Jennifer Aniston

Well that is what E! said he did, I didn't actually watch the video. I'm not in the mood to watch Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer walking, joking and giggling because I'm suffering from my fifth Christmas party hangover of 2008. These Christmas parties are going to be the death of me, I may not even make it to the actual holiday.

Who is John Mayer anyway?

Watch video after the jump.

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On the right you can see Christina Aguilera celebrating her Clockwork Orange” themed 28th birthday. This gives me horrible flashbacks to the women I dated in my life and the stupid shit they would do. Will she hold a Tim Burton themed party for her 30th birthday?

I'm going to go nap.  read more »

Since I got such a warm response for our Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston article (my favorite comment is posted below) I decided to follow it up with Aniston's nude GQ spread that has been so popular today. Sorry for the various picture quality and sizes they were all I could find.

I'm also surprised that nobody pointed out this is a very strange promo for her upcoming family film about a dog.

Exclusive: Jennifer Aniston's vagina slip picture!

Just kidding that is the guy's armpit that she is lying next to. Fooled you!

Here is my favorite comment that I mentioned:

"Wildbitch or whoever you are, you are a fucking shitheaded bastard for making fun of someone's suicidal issue, you deserve to have every rotten thing come your way because you are a cold, spineless shit...I'll bet you look like someone's ass...go fucking get a real life and a job and leave web articles to intelligent people!"

We love you too Anonymous. Pictures after the jump.  read more »

Just kidding that's not Ellen Degeneres it is Owen Wilson! No wonder why he tried to kill himself -- he's turning into a lesbian. Anyway Jennifer Aniston wants us all to leave her alone. When Aniston and Wilson were asked "How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie (Marley & Me) when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives?" in an interview with USA Today Aniston replied:

"I think it's ridiculous. There's just this insatiable need. I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, You know what? It's none of your (expletive) business. Seriously, it's enough. It's like we're appealing to the lowest … And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what's happening with the president. It's a time to be positive and join together. We're just trying to entertain you, man. Don't shoot the messenger."

Wilson said some shit like "This is the nice part. You get to talk about the work."

Can you guess who is getting more attention in the press, and is very bitter about it? I'll give you one clue, it's not the one who tried to kill himself.  read more »

The Nov. 17 issue of Star says Jennifer Aniston is having John Mayer's twins, but she is not pregnant yet?!?! Are fertility treatments that high-tech you can just choose to have twins? If so, she should just choose to deliver an entire third world country so she can catch up with Angelina?

Star reports, "that Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. Jen's biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn't meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she's proposed to John and he's excited about being a dad, she's doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She's even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins."

Jen has changed her diet "eating cassava root, a wild yam, because women in Africa who consume it have the highest rate of conceived twins."

I also heard if you do it while standing on your head it increases your chances. Well good luck, if it works out for her it will just prove that the rich and famous can have anything they want.

Yep its official nobody cares about John Mayer now that he is without Jennifer Aniston... Not even the paparazzi!

MSNBC reports that even when Mayer tips off the paps on his whereabouts, they care just as much as they care about where I am. I haven't seen a pap outside my door in years. Its a lonely life John, it truly is.

“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving,” says one paparazzo. “Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”

Pictures of John while he dated Aniston were going for $20,000, now a picture of him goes for $200. Thats a steep drop, he better get another famous pussy quick!

Not quite this is from the movie Marley and Me.

A nice shot of Jennifer Aniston and her dog's ass. A little bit for everyone!

in Miami

Star reported that Jennifer Aniston put her eggs on ice because she is already 39 years old and without a man.  read more »