John Mayer

Well that is what E! said he did, I didn't actually watch the video. I'm not in the mood to watch Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer walking, joking and giggling because I'm suffering from my fifth Christmas party hangover of 2008. These Christmas parties are going to be the death of me, I may not even make it to the actual holiday.

Who is John Mayer anyway?

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WTF! Slut-O-Ween Was in October

On the right you can see Christina Aguilera celebrating her Clockwork Orange” themed 28th birthday. This gives me horrible flashbacks to the women I dated in my life and the stupid shit they would do. Will she hold a Tim Burton themed party for her 30th birthday?

I'm going to go nap.  read more »

Yep its official nobody cares about John Mayer now that he is without Jennifer Aniston... Not even the paparazzi!

MSNBC reports that even when Mayer tips off the paps on his whereabouts, they care just as much as they care about where I am. I haven't seen a pap outside my door in years. Its a lonely life John, it truly is.

“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving,” says one paparazzo. “Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”

Pictures of John while he dated Aniston were going for $20,000, now a picture of him goes for $200. Thats a steep drop, he better get another famous pussy quick!

John Mayer just wrote a message to one of his ex-lovers on his blog. Mayer asks us not to read "too far into this” despite that fact that he is trying oh so hard to get a little bit of attention.  read more »