Jonas Brothers

Brothers Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas are making an acting leap of faith by playing three brothers in 20th Century Fox's new film, Walter the Farting Dog.

The movie is based on the best-selling books about a fat dog who has a farting problem. Rosie O'Donnell would make the perfect candidate to play Walter, she knows a thing or two about not being able to keep her hole shut. However, my guess is either Tim Allen or Eddie Murphy will voice the dog.

The brothers, who inherit the dog from their aunt before she dies, get involved in a plot to save a fish and thwart some jewel thieves. I'm not making this shit up.

The film is being adapted by Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen and possibly being directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly.

We will definitely keep you updated on whose career has gotten so bad that they will have to star opposite a farting dog. Any guesses?

Miley Cyrus is turning 16, and while to most of our readers that means only two more years until they can see her naked, to billions of ten year olds and teens its a time for celebration. The lucky ones who saved their allowances can join Miley at Disneyland this October for $250 a ticket. That's right in the ultimate My Sweet 16, Cyrus gets to have her party with Mickey Mouse, but instead of spending thousands she gets to earn it.

Cyrus told ET; "It's gonna be an awesome party with more than 7 things I like. It's gonna be totally awesome. I hope it's a great time."

Got it? It is going to be awesome!

For those kiddies who blew their allowances on other things, they will be stuck at home watching her on the new DVD, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert: The 3-D Movie. A 16 song highlight reel featuring Miley, her alter ego Hannah Montana, and those hot, Jonas Brothers. Did I mention it is in 3-D! You can buy it here for $22, a lot cheaper than $250.

Does this also mean she will start driving soon? I sure hope so, because I can't wait for all the Cyrus car accident news. What fun we all have to look forward to.

Poor Miley.

I guess almost anyone can get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or a wax figure made of them these days. At least these Jonas Brothers wax figures are smart for Disney, because they can just melt them down and reuse them when they are not the latest fad anymore.  read more »

A person calling themselves TrainReq claims he has hacked Miley Cyrus' e-mail and has been reading them for a while. He also claims to have nude pictures of her that he plans to sell, but that wouldn't be well advised, because she is only like 15-years-old. I think the word for it is -- kiddy porn.

Req also says he has e-mails that Miley sent to boyfriend Nick Jonas detailing their sex life, which is also a surprise since both of them claim to be virgins.

Here is a post he made on a message board:

"I have worse pictures than these, and those are prob getting sold. I saw alot of juicy emails, but I never thought of saving them.. now I kick myself for not.. there where so many juicy emails that I read... ones with her talking to nick about the night they fucked, etc."

Below are three pictures "leaked" by TrainReq, you can tell because he "tagged" them. One is supposedly of Miley showering in a white shirt, and we all know what happens when white shirts get wet. The other features her in her now signature pose lifting her shirt, and the last one claims that it is "proof that she went out with the dude from the Jonas Brothers."

The one in the shower looks like someone else had to take it, I wonder if there was someone else in the bathroom with her? If so who could it be? They could be like the second shooter in the Kennedy assassination. A mystery for the ages, one that may never be solved.

We will try and keep you updated on Miley, TrainReq and the Jonas Brother "Dude" sex and naked picture scandal, but I am sad to say we will not be featuring any naked pictures of either of them. Well until they turn 18 that is.  read more »

The Disney Channel is raking in the dough with their young musical stars. After the success of High School Musical, Disney figured they should bank on the Jonas Brothers. Disney just greenlit a Jonas Bros reality series set to premiere in spring 2008! The reality show is currently filming under the working title “Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream.”  read more »

Does anyone care that Avril Lavigne is on tour? Apparently not since her ticket sales are low. So she decided to add the underage hotness that is the Jonas Brothers to her line up.  read more »