Kristen Stewart

Now we know who will play Courtney Love if they ever make a movie about her life -- Twilight star Kristen Stewart. It is obviously the role she was born to play.

Stewart is starring in the Joan Jett biopic with my favorite teenage cunt, Dakota Fanning. The film, The Runaways, is about Jett's first band that included the all star roster of Micki Steele Jackie Fox, Lita Ford, and Cherie Currie.

You can check out an awesome gallery of Stewart in all her skanky, rock star glory. I even think her and Fanning are actually performing the songs, because they were spotted leaving a recording studio the other day.

Do I smell Oscar?

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2snaps.TV reported yesterday that famed and beloved author of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer, was deceased -- the result of an apparent suicide. Though we have in the past, and continue to now stand by our sources, it seems as though our reporting of Meyer's death was in error.

Only hours after our sources indicated Meyer's husband had discovered her body, then believed to be expired approximately 36 hours, Meyer herself printed the following statement on her official website  read more »

UPDATE: Stephenie Meyer is NOT dead. (read more)

The author of the Twilight books, Stephenie Meyer was found dead in her Phoenix, Arizona home. The 36-year-old mother of three may have overdosed on prescription pills. Several yet unidentified pill bottles and a suicide note were found nearby. None of the contents of the note have been made public. Sources at the scene indicate that Meyer was believed to be deceased approximately 36 hours prior to the discovery of her body by her husband of 15 years.

Rumors of a deepening depression have been circling around Meyer since the publicizing of derisive comments made by fellow author Stephen King in late 2008. Though these rumors, and whether they contributed to Meyer's apparent suicide, remain unconfirmed -- there is little doubt Meyer's countless adoring fans will begin to point fingers in King's direction.

What may prove even more disturbing to Twilight fans is that Meyer's shocking death has come prior to her completion of the fifth book in the Twilight series, Midnight Sun. Although Meyer's spokesperson has not yet commented on today's news or on the status of Midnight Sun, the book -- a portion of which was leaked on the internet last year -- is said to still be a work in progress despite Meyer publicly stating the project was on hold indefinitely. Whether or not Midnight Sun will ever see the light of day is now in question.  read more »

Twilight star Kristen Stewart has been making headlines just by hanging around the Sundance Film Festival, while talking about her high hopes for the sequel, New Moon.

"I hope we do it the way we did the first one. Chris [Weitz] is really a genuinely sweet guy and on the project for the right reasons. He’s not just jumping onto the next bandwagon. He’s into it.”

Here Stewart is pictured returning to L.A. looking cute in her comfortable hoodie.

In other Twilight rumors the evil Dakota Fanning may be getting her hooks into the franchise. A unidentified source revealed that she was offered the part of Jane, one of the deadlier vampires in the Twilight universe. This is the perfect role for the soul sucking 14-year-old, however, will she be willing to play second fiddle to Stewart?

The source said “There were no auditions. They just offered it to her outright, and now they’re in negotiations. They’ve been going back and forth.”

New Moon will begin production in March, and is shooting for a Nov. 20 release date.  read more »

Last week TMZ published pictures of Kristen Stewart smoking what looked like to be marijuana out of a bowl on the sidewalk of L.A.. If you were one of those fans still trying to pretend there was tobacco in that pipe, then take a look at these pictures of Stewart and co-star Robert Pattinson at the UK Twilight premiere. If they're not baked then Gary Coleman ain't black. Stewart's picture below looks like a hooker mugshot... Actually Hugh Grant's hooker (What was his name Divine Brown?) looked sexier in his mugshot (right).

I also understand Pattinson's need to get high, the last 10-months of sucking the greasy, fat chick neck must have really been rough. It must suck to be a teen heartthrob, when you can't get to any of the teens, because they keep getting trampled by hordes of fat housewives. Not to mention he said fans were coming up to him and scratching their necks for him, haven't these bitches heard of AIDS?

If he is stuck doing three more of these sequels, he may end up crazy like Michael Jackson, sleeping in a pressurised oxygen chamber and walking around with a face mask. I know I would to avoid breathing in cookie and fried chicken breath all day. No wonder they gave them both a $10 million raise, they look like the need it.  read more »

Starring in one of the biggest movies of the year can be exhausting, so Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson decided to unwind by enjoying some tobacco. While Pattinson's came in the normal, legal, variety, Stewart's may have been the not-so-legal, wacky tobaccy kind. You can see the young actress puffing away at a pipe on a sidewalk of L.A. below. Maybe she was doing research for the Twilight sequel, New Moon? Perhaps Bella does a little teenage experimenting with drugs? I'm not sure, you'll have to ask some random teen, because I never read the books.

(I wish I had smoked some weed before I went to see the movie last week, seriously they should hand it out at the door, it's that boring.)

Or they both could have been celebrating their rumored $10 million raise. Reports are saying that the young stars will be receiving a combined $25 million for Twilight 2, that is one hell of a pay raise, from the $2 mil they earned for the first film.

However, it doesn't matter if Stewart got caught giving $10 handjobs on the corner, or if Pattinson was caught smoking crack -- nothing is going to derail the Twilight train anytime soon, you can bet on that.  read more »