lesbians

When I was a kid and a television show was past its prime, they would bring in a new baby or toddler to try and save the show. These days we get lesbians, which sucks because the only lesbian kiss my generation ever had featured Roseanne Barr. I know I sound like a broken record but I'm jealous. Lesbian kisses would have been hot to me when I was a teen, now I'm too jaded for anything to get me excited!

Not to be outdone by Hayden Panettiere Heroes girl-on-girl scene, the CW brought in Hillary Duff to makeout with Jessica Szohr on Gossip Girl and we have the picture to prove it!

Szohr plays "Vanessa Abrams" on the show.

Remember when Roseanne Barr kissing a another woman on TV was a national crisis? Well those days are long gone and girl-on-girl action is the new desperate ratings saver.

The TV show Heroes originally had a lot of promise, but it quickly went downhill. So instead of trying to save the series by making it decent with good writing, the producers have decided to play the Lois & Clark card by having Hayden Panettiere experiment with a little lesbianism.

I call it the "Lois & Clark card" because in the 90s when sitcoms were trying to survive by adding new adorable babies to the cast, the Lois & Clark creators decided that Lois being half-naked made for good TV. If they had only known they could have gotten away with some suggested clam slurping, the show may have lasted a few more seasons.

Panettiere's lesbian kiss may be the sign of Heroes jumping the shark one last time!  read more »

Oprah Winfrey's $46 million Leadership Academy School for Girls in South Africa is a sex den! Okay not really, but there has been another "second sex scandal" at the school. Poor Oprah! She tried to give the world new leaders and all she got was a bunch of lesbians.

USmagazine.com reported that seven students were suspended from the school for bullying other girls into joining their little sex games. A letter sent to one of the girl's parents reportedly read:

"You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth."

Oprah has not commented but her rep did confirm the suspensions.

"It is because they contravened the school's code of conduct. We regard the incident as confidential."  read more »

I knew I would either come back to a -- Lindsay Lohan / Ronson fight, or Amy Winehouse gone crazy story, and it was LiLo who didn't disappoint.

In a very wonderful article titled Scary Skinny Lindsay Lohan Loses Cool at NYC Hotel and Is Ronson Threatening a Tell-All Book? -- Fox News revealed that Lindsay Lohan is one sniff of cocaine away from going batshit insane again.

"Lindsay is pretty much surviving off Red Bull, coffee and cigarettes, is hardly sleeping and making strange phone-calls at odd hours of the night. All that combined with the stress of her rocky relationship with Ronson is clearly taking its toll in a dangerous way."

That is the exact same diet I'm on, but for some reason I'm still a fat slob and Lohan is resembling a skeleton these days. What I wouldn't give to be in my twenties again.

Nutrition experts are speculating that Lohan's scary weight loss is due to "nerves, and lack of sleep," and the singers friends claim that it all stems back to stress, from her relationship with DJ Sam Ronson. These "inside sources" say that the only reason the couple is together, is because Ronson "reportedly threatened to write a tell-all book if they break-up."

Lindsay was also recently spotted in the lobby of NYC’s Bowery Hotel where she was acting so nuts, that the other guests followed her out to the street out for fear she would "do something stupid."

Oh my poor LiLo! I'll call Promises Rehab and tell them to reserve a bed for you.  read more »

Oh please let the 2am drunken, lesbian car chases start soon, 2009 has been a boring year so far. TMZ has learned that "Lindsay moved out of Sam's house and is staying with Jen, her manager." So even though Lohan claims they did not break up, it does look like they're separated. TMZ also says that Lohan wants Ronson back, but is the feeling mutual?

In happier news SamRo's hat made comeback. She was spotted Lohanless in Beverly Hills yesterday.  read more »

Fellow doughnut bumpers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had their second "nuclear fight" reports TMZ. This time no one ended up in the hospital, but it did almost get Lohan kicked off an airplane.

Round 2 took place at the Miami International Airport, where one passenger says that while on the plane, "Lindsay was so inconsolable the flight attendants asked if she'd like to disembark."

In other not so exciting news... Britney Spears' brother got married.

Britney has a brother!?! Who knew?

Bryan Spears' married Jamie Lynn's manager Graciella Sanchez on New Year's Eve in New Orleans reports People.

A source told the magazine "It was beautiful. It was only close family, very small and intimate."  read more »

Here are some security camera pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson chain smoking, pounding vodka/Red Bull and making out in Washington DC. Normally celebrity lesbian pictures would be exciting news, no matter how poor the quality, but for some reason I couldn't care less about these Sam and LiLo photos.

What I am pissed about is -- that I was out on the town in Washington DC this weekend also, and I want to know how I missed this shit? I hit almost every bar in the city, and its not that big of city. All I fucking saw was; a bunch of nerds playing skee ball, some asshole yelling at a football game by himself and the bottom of the toilet while I was puking my guts out. Lohan and I have so much in common; we both can't quit smoking, drink alcoholic beverages mixed with Red Bull, and enjoy making out with women built like 12-year-old boys, we would have had a blast had we met.

Well I'm on my way to Philthadelphia for the holiday, maybe Sam and Lohan are following me. I'll let you know if I spot them.

More pics after the jump...  read more »

I told you Lindsay Lohan was not really a lesbian, and that her Samantha Ronson fling was just that -- a fling. One of Lohan's "friends" told Full Disclosure:

“She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

There is also supposed to be an upcoming magazine interview where she states she is not a full-blown-lesbian, however this does not mean there are problems in their relationship.

"Pals say the pair are still googly-eyed for each other. Linds is just keeping her options open."

Meaning we can probably look forward to another three cocks in one day Lohan spree, if the couple ever do split, and hopefully a Lindsay Lohan lesbian sex tape.

Tila Tequila will lick vagina for money, and someday I'm sure she will be doing the same thing for pennies. That is once people are bored of her and her career ends. As you may know Tila is dating the daughter of Yahoo founder, and Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian experience, what's-her-name.

I think her name is Court-Ta-Naye or something. Well anyway here is Tila sporting her Pocahontus look wile dancing with butterface. I guess you don't really see their face when your head is buried in their lap. So who cares what her mug looks like. For all that money I would eat her butthole.

Wow a lot is going on in California! First they approve same sex marriages and then the entire state begins to burn! I'm not suggesting anything, and I am 100% for gay marriage, but while our Editor is homeless due to the Big Sur fires; Ellen Degeneres and Fiancée Portia de Rossi were photographed enjoying their vacation in Italy. I am not saying that they should be here putting out fires but where the hell is Sean Penn? He had no problems going to New Orleans (way after the hurricane was over) for a photo-op, why the hell is he not in California holding a garden hose? At least Portia de Rossi supplied us with topless pictures and hopefully they are enough to hold us over for the week; because my livelihood has been compromised due to the 2snaps' headquarters being burned down! My five crack-babies need to eat people!  read more »