Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announced their engagement on the cover of Us Weekly today. Did Johnston spend all his Playgirl money already? Or is he hedging his bets, and marrying into the family just in case Sarah Palin does become the next president? Only time will tell.

According to Us Mamma Palin didn't even know until now!

"We got engaged two weeks ago," Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. "It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents."

This is going to be a tough one for the former vice presidential candidate. Johnston spread all kinds of lies about Palin, even going as far to claim she called her Down syndrome kid "retarded."  read more »

Playgirl.com released more "nude" pictures of Palin sperm donor Levi Johnston, but unfortunately the Internet version is not much better than the printed pictures being released in Playgirl magazine. While buck naked in the shower Johnston manages to hide the money shot, only showing off his white tush in a black and white pic.

The big question is... Why does Playboy and Playgirl keep paying non-celebrities like Heidi Montag and Johnston money NOT to get nude in their magazines? Isn't that the entire point of Playboy?

See Johnston's tush after the jump...  read more »

I always thought that guy (what's his name?) who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears would have the most famous sperm of this decade, but new fame whore Levi Johnston is slowly taking his crown.

You may remember Levi was the guy who became famous for losing his mess in Bristol Palin-- Sarah Palin's daughter -- during the 2008 Presidental Election. He has publicly ripped Sarah and has appeared on the Tyra Banks' Show. Now he is selling nuts! Yes, nuts! Check out his commercial below, and pray he ends up on a VH1 Reality TV show soon!

More pictures of Bristol Palin's baby's daddy -- Levi Johnston have popped up online, and I guess he is a "fucking redneck," from the looks of them. (see below)

The 18-year-old with the famous sperm, is being called:

"A superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player." -- Daily News

"Matthew McConaughey's long-lost secret love child." -- Dlisted.com

Levi also loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and "fuckin' chillin".

These pictures were reportedly pulled from his My Space before it was deleted. Now the poor kid is not only going to be forced to get married by the Republican party, but he will also be the only 18-year-old in the world without a My Space page. He may kill himself.

Local mom Jennie Johnston, whose son Jade played hockey with Levi, is one of the first people from Wasilla to start gabbing. She told The NY Daily News that she saw the couple at a hockey game in January.

"She was in a cute little outfit like young girls wear. She was with Levi. They've been together quite a while, more than a year," she said. "I hope everything comes out well. These are local kids."

There are also a lot of people with the last name "Johnston" in Wasilla.

More on Johnston here.

Now that we know that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, the question is; Who shot the load that rocked the Republican Presidential campaign?

His name is Levi Johnston, and on his now private My Space page, he describes himself as a "fucking redneck." Nice, this does sound like Jamie Lynn Spears all over again. Maybe Casey Aldridge can give Levi some advice on how to handle things, like how to point guns at paparazzi, and how to throw a white trash barn brawl.

Residents of the tiny town of Wasilla, Alaska have also told reporters that the town has known about the romance for quite some time. Time of the Internet says they have been dating for about a year.

Like I told Casey and all you other kids out there, learn how to pull out and aim for the face! Well congratulations Levi your sperm is about as famous as the "magic bullet" right now.You are the one Who shot the load that rocked the Republican Presidential campaign?

The rest of 2008 is going to be a fucking blast.

UPDATE: TMZ.com has more from Levi's My Space they quote him as saying: "I live to play hockey ... I'll kick ass." and "I don't want kids."

His page has also been entirely removed and is not just private anymore.  read more »