Lindsay Lohan

In attempt to become an even bigger joke, Lindsay Lohan recently traveled to India to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, and below we have the first clip of her masterpiece. The film title, Lindsay Lohan In India, reminds me of Ernest Goes to Africa, which is probably a better movie.

Lohan talked to women and children who have been victims of sex trafficking. In the clip she asks one person; "Didn't you hear that children were abused, and some girls, maybe if they were attractive, were raped and prostituted," while wearing a head covering.

If this rumor is true Playboy is really slipping. First they wasted their money by paying Heidi Montag to pose NOT nude in their magazine, and now they supposedly offered Lindsay Lohan $900,000 to get nekkid.

The world already saw HoHan nude in 2008, when she bared it all in New York magazine. Not to mention Playboy should have tried to seal the deal when her career was really in the dumps, and she wasn't working.

You may remember that Lohan has been signed to act in Robert Rodriguez's Machete with Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba. Bad timing Hef, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen... Many, many times!

What in the holy hell is wrong with Lindsay Lohan? She looks like one of those before and after meth ads. Maybe she is preparing for her role in Robert Rodriguez's Machete! Does she play a meth-head Memaw?

When she is not turning down roles in hit movies, or chasing lesbians, Lindsay Lohan likes to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. She really needs a new shtick because the Monroe routine is getting a bit old. Perhaps Courtney Love would be more fitting.

Anywhoo here is Hohan's Marilyn spread for Vogue magazine.  read more »

Why does it seem like every celebrity I like early on always winds up disappointing me? I was really excited with The Rock being my new action star, and now I'm stuck watching him in bad kids movies like Witch Mountain. And where is Bobcat Goldthwait's new film? I don't want him directing TV -- I want a new Shakes the Clown damn it! Why does Hollywood hate me?

Now I can add Lindsay Lohan to my list. She hasn't had an acting job since her Hallmark channel movie Labor Pains, and now she is turning down roles in films like The Hangover, because she decided the script had no potential? Did Just My Luck have some kind of potential us common folk missed?

HoHan was offered the role of the stripper Jade by director Todd Phillips, but she let it go to Heather Graham instead... because I guess she is above playing a stripper? Need I remind you and her about the pile of puke called I Know Who Killed Me? Where she played a stripper?

To make it even worst Phillips didn't even want her at first. A "source" told the Daily News, "The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her, and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"

At this point Lohan should like any script that doesn't feature "cum" or "blowjob" in the title, and if she continues to be an idiot then she may want to start considering those too.

...in lingerie? see more pictures here (Site NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan was sold out by a Las Vegas resort named Peepshow this weekend, after she thought she spent a private evening there. I guess in an attempt to gain some free publicity the owners released a press statement detailing her alleged relapse.

TMZ says the release contained this statement:

"Mel [B] was drinking Merlot and Lindsay asked for a Vodka drink mixed with soda water and a splash of cranbeberry."

Poor Lohan can't catch a break.  read more »

There are so many great videos on the Internet today I decided to just dump them all in one place. The first video is of Jamie Foxx ripping apart Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show called The Foxxhole. While we have all done our fair share of picking on Cyrus, Fox goes a little overboard bashing her for her Radiohead feud. He does know she is just a stupid 16-year-old girl right? Not to mention the whole Radiohead thing is old news!

Next is a video of Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself on Funny or Die. I used to be a huge Lindsay fan and tried to defend her for years, but even I gave up on that lost cause. However, this video is really funny and makes me wish we could get the old Mean Girls Lohan back.

The last video is not supposed to be funny, but is the funniest out of the three. It is David Buckner passing out on the Glenn Beck show on Fox News. Watch as Buckner announces that he is going to pass out and how Beck ignores him. The best part comes at the end when Beck calls for help and the dumb bitch with the clipboard waits until they cut to commercial before asking the guy on the floor if he wants some water.

Last update I read said that David was fine and receiving medical attention. All thee videos are after the jump.  read more »

Stevie Nicks recently told the The New York Times -- "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk" -- when asked about Lindsay Lohan possibly playing her in a movie.

There have been reports that Lohan wants to buy the rights to her life story and play her in a film, but without her sugar daddy, Samantha Ronson, and after Nicks' response, Lohan may want to reconsider her offer.

Hohan also recently talked to US Weekly about her break up, telling the tabloid it has been "absolute hell." You can read the entire interview in US on news stands today.  read more »

The lesbian smack down we have all been waiting for looks like it is finally here!

MTV.com reports that Lindsay Lohan broke up with SamRo after he allegedly cheated on her. Hohan wrote on her Twitter (good to see she finally moved on from MySpace, less words for her to embarrass herself with):

"being cheated on does wonders to you.”

Then she personally tweeted Sam two messages that read:

"PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you've woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.”

"I’m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you”

Sunday TMZ reported that Samantha Ronson had the locks changed on his door after he and Lohan had another huge fight. Lohan was also reportedly not allowed into a club where he recently had a DJ gig and had to be restrained by five bouncers but wait there is more... The pictures!

Dlisted claims that "The dehydrated human dildo known as SamRo uploaded this picture of a cokey cake (above) to her Twitter, because she probably wanted to show Blohan what kind of shit she's missing out on."

And then there is the picture of Lohan recreating her famous "passed out in car" photo series.

This is going to suck for both parties involved because Lohan is losing her sugar daddy and Ronson her fame ticket, and I'm now officially accepting bets on how the aftermath will eventually end:

1) Lohan in jail.
2) Lohan in rehab.
3) Lohan dead.

Stay tuned...  read more »