Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan's last real job was playing a nun in the Robert Rodriguez exploitation flick Machete. These are some promo pictures for the movie that keep popping up on the interwebs. The reason I'm posting them is because it's rare to see pictures of Lohan working these days. Plus they're pretty bad ass, although she does look a little confused in some. Focus Lindsay! Focus!

Rodriguez makes good on expanding his Grindhouse fake trailer Machete into a feature film with this Overnight Productions picture. Danny Trejo will once again star as the knife-wielding vigilante who nearly dies in an assassination conspiracy, only to return later on and seek vengeance against those who wronged him. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, and Jeff Fahey fill out the supporting cast.

In theaters September 3, 2010.  read more »

Yay! Lindsay Lohan is finally free!

LiLo was released from the Century Regional Detention Facility at 1:35 a.m. Monday. She was taken directly to rehab.

The Mean Girls star (she really needs to make a new movie so I have something else to use) only served 14 days of a 90-day sentence... Take that Orlando Bloom!

A rep for the Sheriff's Department released this statement after her release:

"She was released at 1:35 a.m. She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody."

TMZ says that Lohan will be treated at UCLA Medical Center, not Morningside Recovery, after Judge Marsha Revel had a change of heart, allowing her to go where her doctors originally wanted her to be treated.

Reality star Alexis Neiers is finally free from jail after serving 30-days for burglarizing Orlando Bloom's home. I'm boycotting Bloom BTW. I can only pray that they are already taping a new season of Pretty Wild.

Neiers wasted no time talking to E! Online about her life behind bars, and being Lindsay Lohan's neighbor in the clink.

"Crying. She was crying," Neiers exclusively tells E! News. "I could hear her. "

"I could start hearing like what was going on in there, I tried to just, really just keep to myself and the last thing I really want to hear, you know, when you're trying to be so strong and just get through the day. I mean, the days are so long in there, you're woken up at 5:30."

"She was crying. She was talking to deputies and, you know, just trying to—I couldn't really like make it out, but from what I saw the first day, I mean, she was lying in there and just trying to like calm down. I mean, she got to keep her extensions in and everything, which most people don't, and the girls were like, 'Ah, they had to take my weave out and cut it all out and,' you know, stuff like that."  read more »

The biggest crime against humanity was not locking up Lindsay Lohan. It was when they took away my favorite E! reality show Pretty Wild by incarcerating Alexis Neiers.

In case you missed it, Pretty Wild filmed Neiers and her hot sister Tess Taylor changing their clothes for nine episodes. Neiers is known for being involved with a group that broke into the homes of celebrities, including Orlando Bloom and Lindsay Lohan!

According to E! online Neiers is staying in Paris Hilton's old cell #29, while Lohan is staying in cell #28, making them neighbors. While the two will probably never come into physical contact they're close enough to chat. I wonder if they will make up and become friends?!?

E! may have done a poor job of blurring the show's nudity (see example above), but they did draw the line at showing 16-year-old Gabby Neiers topless. I'm glad TV still has some standards.  read more »

People like to rent or buy movies starring celebrities who recently died. I always found this to be quite odd, but it's a fact. Is a movie better if it stars a newly deceased actor? No of course not. It just has to do with the power of suggestion. When an actor croaks the media talks about their career in a positive light. This makes people want to revisit (or see for the first time) the movies they starred in. Money See, Monkey Do.

As I type this Lindsay Lohan is in court getting ready to go to jail. There is a paparazzi zoo outside the courthouse (someone actually threw confetti on her when she arrived), she has been all over the news, is a trending topic on Twitter, the interwebs, and the blogosphere. Unfortunately for Lindsay jail time doesn't help your career like dying does, but for those of you who want to remember why she is famous (Protip: it's not for flashing her vagina, or dating a DJ lesbian) here is a guide to her movie career.  read more »

I'm not being cute. I have been sitting here for the last hour, eating a cheese steak hoagie, while staring at Lindsay Lohan's meticulous courtroom notes. Perhaps if the evil judge saw Lohan's penmanship, she would reconsider her unfair decision to send Lindsay to jail?

Yahoo's OMG posted the hi-res images.

"During the hearing on Tuesday that led to the starlet's 90-day jail sentence, the actor was seen writing with a red pen. Later, she covered her face with the page, inadvertently showing it to the cameras. What appears in high-resolution photos of that page will surprise anyone who thought Lohan was just a party girl: Turns out, she's an expert note-taker as well!"

Now I feel bad about turning on her the other day, and have decided not only to eat the other half of my hoagie, but to start supporting Lohan again.

Remember when it seemed like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan were having a race to see who could self-destruct quicker? There were so many wild shenanigans between the two, I don't even know which ones to list; crazy umbrella attacks, late night lesbian car chases, stints in rehab, and so on... Somebody should've told Lohan that Brit Brit stopped racing and got her act together... Which is pretty sad if you think about it, because at one time it seemed like Spears was the one who went totally bat-shit insane, while Lindsay was the one just having little too much of a good time.

As you probably already know Hohan has been sentenced to serve 90 days in jail followed by a 90 day stint in rehab beginning on July 20th.

Lohan tried to explain why she violated her probation for a 2007 DUI case by missing weekly alcohol-education classes, "I did everything I was told to do, I thought I was being compliant. I did do everything I was told to do. ... I'm not taking this as a joke, it's my life and career. I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms."

"This was a long time coming. Lindsay has been spinning out of control and unfortunately this may be the best thing that could happen to her," a source closed to the troubled star told FOX411.com. " Since the [hearings] began last year, she has been carrying on and acting out despite the warnings of the court. There were times when she would break down and cry for no reason to assistants or interns that she had never met. Her emotions were wild - up and down. She slept all the time and it was difficult to wake her. Those were the scariest times."  read more »

In attempt to become an even bigger joke, Lindsay Lohan recently traveled to India to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, and below we have the first clip of her masterpiece. The film title, Lindsay Lohan In India, reminds me of Ernest Goes to Africa, which is probably a better movie.

Lohan talked to women and children who have been victims of sex trafficking. In the clip she asks one person; "Didn't you hear that children were abused, and some girls, maybe if they were attractive, were raped and prostituted," while wearing a head covering.

If this rumor is true Playboy is really slipping. First they wasted their money by paying Heidi Montag to pose NOT nude in their magazine, and now they supposedly offered Lindsay Lohan $900,000 to get nekkid.

The world already saw HoHan nude in 2008, when she bared it all in New York magazine. Not to mention Playboy should have tried to seal the deal when her career was really in the dumps, and she wasn't working.

You may remember that Lohan has been signed to act in Robert Rodriguez's Machete with Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba. Bad timing Hef, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen... Many, many times!

What in the holy hell is wrong with Lindsay Lohan? She looks like one of those before and after meth ads. Maybe she is preparing for her role in Robert Rodriguez's Machete! Does she play a meth-head Memaw?