Mickey Rourke

I wonder what will happen to Mickey Rourke since he didn't win the Oscar? Will he disappear from our radars once again, or use the success of the Wrestler to launch a new movie career? We will have to wait and see, but here is Rourke with his other chihuahua (not the dead one) at the airport!

I wonder if this will help Mickey Rourke's Oscar chances? Rourke's rep confirmed that his prized Chihuahua has died. Yes the one he thanked during his acceptance speech at the Golden Globes.

Loki, who Rourke referred to as "love of his life," died at the age of 18. No word on where you can send condolences, but you can probably expect a shout-out from Rourke to his dead pal, if he wins the Best Actor trophy at this Sunday's Academy Awards.

However, I do not think dead celebrity pets qualify for the dead actor Oscar reel, so do not expect him the be featured there.  read more »

There is one truth in the Universe; there is never a shortage of naked chicks if you're in a band or a movie star, even for hatchet faced ex-screw-ups like Mickey Rourke. The actor is in France for some reason, and the country showed their appreciation by sending out their number one representative to welcome him. I never get this kind of reception when I travel.

Sorry we can't show you the uncensored pictures, but a little bird told me you can find them at Shesocrazy.com

Rourke is nominated for Best Actor at this year's Academy Awards for his role in The Wrestler.  read more »

Did Tony Romo cheat on Jessica Simpson?

The Feb. 9 issue of Star claims that Jessica Simpson's boyfriend Dallas Cowboy, Tony Romo cheated on her in her own bed!

"Just hours after Jess flew out of Burbank airport on Jan. 16, her boyfriend decided to host a party — at her house! And if that wasn't bad enough, the hunky quarterback hooked up with a beautiful brunette."

Star's "inside source" said "Everyone was talking about it downstairs. The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can't believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend's house."

See ladies this is what happens when you let yourselves go... Just kidding, but Ashlee is going to be so pissed, expect a Blog on February 9th.

Mickey Rourke not as good as playing a wrestler in real life as he is on film.

When Rourke revealed that we was going to wrestle on the WWE, he called out wrestler Chris Jericho saying, he was "coming for him" and "he better get in shape." But when Jericho tried to continue the "feud" on Larry King Live Rourke didn't do a very good job at responding. Watch the video below, it gets kind of uncomfortable at some points.

Come on Rourke its all an act, you should ask Joaquin Phoenix for some tips on publicity stunts.

It's official Evan Rachel Wood likes creepy, old men.

Wood was spotted leaving the Grey Goose Official SAG after-party with Mickey Rourke. The two were spotted kissing outside the Four Seasons Hotel before going inside together. Wood's, 21, last boyfriend Marilyn Manson was 19-years older than her and Rourke is 56-years-old. Gross!

Wood played Rourke's daughter in The Wrestler.

Matt Damon Hates James Bond

Matt Damon told US Weekly, "They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films. Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He's repulsive." Jealous much?

Stan Lee is Still a Scumbag

Shareholders of Stan Lee Media sued Marvel Entertainment and Stan Lee (the creator of Spider-Man) for $750 million. They claim that they were not paid their 50-percent owed to them from Marvel's movie profits. A Marvel spokesperson claimed the lawsuit is filled with “ridiculous claims.”

Read more here, all the legal babble is making my head hurt.

One thing I have learned from writing this crap for over two-years is how to control my gag reflex, but it took all my training not to spew my Jim Beam and Egg Sandwich all over my monitor this morning. According to Page Six Mickey Rourke was spotted partying with Sean Penn, Penn's wife and Bai Ling.

"The star of "The Wrestler" was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling. Rourke was only too happy to oblige the Chinese-born actress and the two 'made out and partied pretty hard.' "

Just the thought of Rourke's deformed lips sucking on Ling's mutant nipples caused my penis to shrink into my stomach. If this is the consolation prize for winning a Golden Globe, than I'm glad I will never be winning one.