Miley Cyrus

Is it wrong to sexualize a 16/17-year-old girl? Perhaps, but before you get out the torches let me remind you that the movie, New Moon, has raked in over $50 million while selling a shirtless Taylor Lautner to thousands of screaming women.

Cyrus caught a whirlwind of crap for showing her back in her infamous Vanity Fair spread, but Summit Entertainment hasn't caught any heat for using a half-naked 17-year-old Lautner in their movie ads and posters. Double standard? Yes!

If thousands of grown women can ogle Lautner on a daily basis, I have no problem posting Miley Cyrus bikini pictures! At least I'm not selling a "Miley Cyrus nipple slip" like the website Egotastic.com is!  read more »

The last thing that comes to my mind when I hear Teen Choice Awards is "pole dance." So leave it to Miley Cyrus to perform one at the 11th Annual show...And not any pole dance, but one on top of an ice cream cart! Very classy.

Cyrus won best "Actress, Music/Dance" and best "Hissy Fit" for Hannah Montana: The Movie. And for the TV category her show Hannah Montana earned a surf board (the trophy at the TCA) for best "Comedy," "Actress, Comedy" and Emily Osment won best "Sidekick."

She also won two music awards but lost out the "Red Carpet Fashion Icon" to her competition, Selena Gomez.

Twilight was the biggest winner of the night taking 11 of the 12 surfboards they were nominated for.

Click here for a complete list of winners.  read more »

She is kind of busted! I can't wait until she hits 19 or 20 so I can change 2Snaps into Miley Cyrus Breakdown Central. It should be a lot of fun watching her overcompensate for not being that attractive when she gets older.

Anyway, some guy named Adam Shankman (director of Hairspray 2) posted these pictures of Miley "looking sexy" on his Twitter account, and I guess people got offended again, because after Tweeting them he responded with this statement.

"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."

I guess people were mad that a 43-year-old queen had pictures of a 16-year-old pretending to take a dump on a chair? Whatever! I just published the story because there are a lot of pervy men on the Internet, looking for "sexy" or nude pictures of Cyrus. It's good business, however, they will surely be disappointed by this post... she looks like a horse in the second pic, and is nowhere near naked in either of them.  read more »

First of all any website publishing even an edited version of the "Miley Cyrus BJ picture" is taking a risk, not too mention the picture is a photoshopped fake. I do know the original source of the picture, but can't reveal it because of Rules #1 & 2, but it is obviously another online prank trying to discredit the teen star.

I would also advise against seeking it out because it could possibly be deemed child pornography, even though she is not seen naked. The picture that has been making its way around the internet shows Cyrus kissing a penis, but has obviously been shoop'd.

Trust me when I tell you that if a real picture of Cyrus performing a sex act hit the web there would be much more of an uproar. It is faker than the Rihanna sex tape trailer I posted yesterday.

You have been warned! Now stop e-mailing me about it.

There are so many great videos on the Internet today I decided to just dump them all in one place. The first video is of Jamie Foxx ripping apart Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show called The Foxxhole. While we have all done our fair share of picking on Cyrus, Fox goes a little overboard bashing her for her Radiohead feud. He does know she is just a stupid 16-year-old girl right? Not to mention the whole Radiohead thing is old news!

Next is a video of Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself on Funny or Die. I used to be a huge Lindsay fan and tried to defend her for years, but even I gave up on that lost cause. However, this video is really funny and makes me wish we could get the old Mean Girls Lohan back.

The last video is not supposed to be funny, but is the funniest out of the three. It is David Buckner passing out on the Glenn Beck show on Fox News. Watch as Buckner announces that he is going to pass out and how Beck ignores him. The best part comes at the end when Beck calls for help and the dumb bitch with the clipboard waits until they cut to commercial before asking the guy on the floor if he wants some water.

Last update I read said that David was fine and receiving medical attention. All thee videos are after the jump.  read more »

Whoever claims the "Blogsphere" is nothing but a bunch or worthless rumors and misinformation is wrong! Here is a PSA from the always reliable National Enquirer about Miley Cyrus and her evil chocolate bars!

"There's been a safety recall of Disney Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars due to possible salmonella contamination. The treats bearing Miley Cyrus' image contain nut products that are part of a wider peanut recall from earlier this year. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America has issued the recall."

Now here is a picture of Miley's ass.  read more »

I know we had some gay looking Justin Gaston pictures before, but I can't find them, so here is a reminder. He is Miley Cyrus' boyfriend in case you forgot.  read more »

When Andy Richter played offensive Asian-stereotype Bennie Bang in the Olsen Twins' movie, New York Minute, I do not remember the "Asian Pacific American" community calling for a lynching. If George Wu of the OCA is really concerned about the light that the Asian community is portrayed in, he should really try and help put an end to this fuckery.

TMZ has learned Lucie J. Kim is batshit insane, and thinks Miley Cyrus owes all the Asians in L.A. County -- $4,000! She claims that Miley's "just a kid" defense is bull, compared her to Paris Hilton, and filed suit today in L.A. County Superior Court.

Umm Krazy Kim, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but Miley is just a kid, she is 16-years-old, and right now you're giving Asians a bad name by suing her.

If a court is actually even insane enough to entertain this lawsuit, then I am owed a lot of money from Rosanne Bar for giving white trash a bad name. The Lesbian community also has my permission to sue Rosie O'donnell for the same reason.

Maybe Lucie isn't so crazy, she may have fixed the economy by giving us all a reason to sue celebrities.  read more »

Haha! Not only did Miley Cyrus apologize for her "slant" eye picture that offended some guy named, George Wu, but she one-upped him by blaming GOD and taking a picture with some "Asian Pacific Americans." George Wu has been OWNED!

I also like to thank Miley for not dragging Obama into this, he was really in danger of becoming the new celebrity scapegoat.

From Miley's official fansite:

"I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone.

I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometime my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GODs ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be.

Peace and love, Miles"  read more »

I'm going to defend Miley Cyrus for once (*gasp*)...

Ethnic watch groups need to get over themselves! I'm sick and tired of the leaders of these groups vying to be the next Reverend Al Sharpton, by jumping on the pop culture band wagon every chance they get. Not to mention these organizations are basically just a bunch of tightwads who do not speak for an entire community. So why they try to do so is beyond me.

The Blogsphere may give Miley Cyrus a lot of shit, but it is our job... leave it to the professionals. And what kind of apology did the OCA expect from a 16-year-old redneck? Well here is what they got!

From Miley Cyrus' Blog

"I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I've owned up to them and apologized."

Did you notice she tried to compare herself to Birtney? Now that is some shit to jump on her ass about, not for making "slant" eyes in a picture.

So George Wu get over yourself, and stop trying to latch on Cyrus' fame for your own gain. The world doesn't revolve around you, it revolves around Oprah!

Also I'm offended that the "Asian Pacific American Earthling" made "round eyes" in the picture, and expect his apology by tomorrow!

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