Miley Cyrus

Reuters sold a Perez Hilton-like Miley Cyrus crotch shot pic... But they're not getting in trouble.

The news service snapped a shot of Cyrus' no-no while she was performing at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto. While the Perez picture landed him in hot water, Fox News reports that Reuters "stands to make a bundle on its shot."

"A Reuters representative said that the photo was 'sent only to print clients and was kept from transmission to online clients and culturally sensitive areas.' But FOXNews.com, an online client, was able to purchase and download the photo, and saw no usage restrictions at all on the photo."

Former Los Angeles sex crimes prosecutor Robin Sax said, "The picture is not prosecutable. It is a question of intent, and here the picture is taken on stage, in public, and its purpose is not child pornography. It was not intended to promote pornography.”

So let the Cyrus Jailbait World Tour continue!  read more »

Lets see if Miley Cyrus can break Emma Watson's record for quickest adult vag flash or nipple slip this year. Watson flashed her pubic hair while celebrating her 18th birthday two years ago. Cyrus turns 18 this November.

Cyrus is busy trying to prove that she is an adult with her fake lesbian kisses and new song and video I Can't Be Tamed.

I kind of like the new Disney free Miley Cyrus, although I have been sitting here all morning trying to figure out if her new music video, Can't Be Tamed , is Sesame Street goes Gothic, or just a bad Britney Spears / Lady Gaga impersonation. Good thing her new album isn't out yet, because I have the feeling that after a few Jim Beams tonight it would have somehow found its way on my iTunes.

The video made its debut on E! News last night, and I'm sure some people found it offensive -- the same people who still won't believe that Adam Lambert is gay. Check it out after the jump!  read more »

Any Idol fan (and smart contestant) knows that the celebrity mentors on American Idol are not actually there to coach the performers. They are there to promote their latest albums and to bring in new viewers who wouldn't necessarily watch the show in the first place. So it should come as no surprise that this week's mentor is the lip syncing Miley Cyrus.

It should prove to be a very interesting show. I can't think of anything better to watch than Cyrus teaching Mike Lynche how to sing Billboard #1 Hits. Or Cyrus and Siobhan Magnus or Cyrus / Bowersox! Maybe there is hope for season 9 after all!  read more »

Is it wrong to sexualize a 16/17-year-old girl? Perhaps, but before you get out the torches let me remind you that the movie, New Moon, has raked in over $50 million while selling a shirtless Taylor Lautner to thousands of screaming women.

Cyrus caught a whirlwind of crap for showing her back in her infamous Vanity Fair spread, but Summit Entertainment hasn't caught any heat for using a half-naked 17-year-old Lautner in their movie ads and posters. Double standard? Yes!

If thousands of grown women can ogle Lautner on a daily basis, I have no problem posting Miley Cyrus bikini pictures! At least I'm not selling a "Miley Cyrus nipple slip" like the website Egotastic.com is!  read more »

The last thing that comes to my mind when I hear Teen Choice Awards is "pole dance." So leave it to Miley Cyrus to perform one at the 11th Annual show...And not any pole dance, but one on top of an ice cream cart! Very classy.

Cyrus won best "Actress, Music/Dance" and best "Hissy Fit" for Hannah Montana: The Movie. And for the TV category her show Hannah Montana earned a surf board (the trophy at the TCA) for best "Comedy," "Actress, Comedy" and Emily Osment won best "Sidekick."

She also won two music awards but lost out the "Red Carpet Fashion Icon" to her competition, Selena Gomez.

Twilight was the biggest winner of the night taking 11 of the 12 surfboards they were nominated for.

Click here for a complete list of winners.  read more »

She is kind of busted! I can't wait until she hits 19 or 20 so I can change 2Snaps into Miley Cyrus Breakdown Central. It should be a lot of fun watching her overcompensate for not being that attractive when she gets older.

Anyway, some guy named Adam Shankman (director of Hairspray 2) posted these pictures of Miley "looking sexy" on his Twitter account, and I guess people got offended again, because after Tweeting them he responded with this statement.

"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."

I guess people were mad that a 43-year-old queen had pictures of a 16-year-old pretending to take a dump on a chair? Whatever! I just published the story because there are a lot of pervy men on the Internet, looking for "sexy" or nude pictures of Cyrus. It's good business, however, they will surely be disappointed by this post... she looks like a horse in the second pic, and is nowhere near naked in either of them.  read more »

First of all any website publishing even an edited version of the "Miley Cyrus BJ picture" is taking a risk, not too mention the picture is a photoshopped fake. I do know the original source of the picture, but can't reveal it because of Rules #1 & 2, but it is obviously another online prank trying to discredit the teen star.

I would also advise against seeking it out because it could possibly be deemed child pornography, even though she is not seen naked. The picture that has been making its way around the internet shows Cyrus kissing a penis, but has obviously been shoop'd.

Trust me when I tell you that if a real picture of Cyrus performing a sex act hit the web there would be much more of an uproar. It is faker than the Rihanna sex tape trailer I posted yesterday.

You have been warned! Now stop e-mailing me about it.

There are so many great videos on the Internet today I decided to just dump them all in one place. The first video is of Jamie Foxx ripping apart Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show called The Foxxhole. While we have all done our fair share of picking on Cyrus, Fox goes a little overboard bashing her for her Radiohead feud. He does know she is just a stupid 16-year-old girl right? Not to mention the whole Radiohead thing is old news!

Next is a video of Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself on Funny or Die. I used to be a huge Lindsay fan and tried to defend her for years, but even I gave up on that lost cause. However, this video is really funny and makes me wish we could get the old Mean Girls Lohan back.

The last video is not supposed to be funny, but is the funniest out of the three. It is David Buckner passing out on the Glenn Beck show on Fox News. Watch as Buckner announces that he is going to pass out and how Beck ignores him. The best part comes at the end when Beck calls for help and the dumb bitch with the clipboard waits until they cut to commercial before asking the guy on the floor if he wants some water.

Last update I read said that David was fine and receiving medical attention. All thee videos are after the jump.  read more »

Whoever claims the "Blogsphere" is nothing but a bunch or worthless rumors and misinformation is wrong! Here is a PSA from the always reliable National Enquirer about Miley Cyrus and her evil chocolate bars!

"There's been a safety recall of Disney Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars due to possible salmonella contamination. The treats bearing Miley Cyrus' image contain nut products that are part of a wider peanut recall from earlier this year. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America has issued the recall."

Now here is a picture of Miley's ass.  read more »