Mini-Me

News of the World interviewed Playboy model Genevieve Gallen who revealed more than you ever want to know about having sex with Verne Troyer.

Yoga

“We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne."

Stamina

“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm."

Sick and Twisted Midget Games

“I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl. I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl."

If you haven't already puked up your lunch and want more you can read the entire interview here. There is a hell of a lot more but I tapped out as soon as she mentioned the "the toilet that was no bigger than a child’s potty.”  read more »

AVN (Adult Video News) reported that an overseas website was offering a chance to download the Mini-Me sex tape for $10, but as quick as they announced it the site was pulled.

"SexWithMiniMe.com - which was live as of Monday morning but is currently unavailable - features still images from the tape featuring Troyer - who is best known for his role of Mini-Me in the "Austin Powers" films - and his former live-in girlfriend Ranae Shrider. Additional photographs of Shrider also appear on the website's homepage. The full tape is available for download from the site for $9.95."

Horse face, wannabe actress -- Ranae Shrider, must feel really stupid that she went through all that trouble degrading herself, by banging a famous midget, and now cant make one cent off of it. Since Playboy is out of the question, it looks like she may be headed for the pages of Hustler, they're not above publishing animal porn.

Update: The site is back up for now (9-9) but no good free pictures.

I saw this picture of Verne Troyer carting some new chick around a few days ago, I got sick, forgot about it and now I do not remember the details -- except how amazing it is that Mini-Me keeps geting laid. I guess it is true; if you are rich you get all the bitches. She is a large gal, or just looks large sitting next to Mini-Me. Fat chicks should avoid dating midgets it obviously makes you look bad.

Meanwhile Mini-Me is suing his ex-girlfriend over his sex tape. The Associated Press reports that Troyer is suing Ranae Shrider for $20 million. He claims that the horse-faced, aspiring actress was so desperate for attention, she was the one who released snippets of their sex tape.

"The new lawsuit comes roughly two weeks after Troyer settled with a porn distributor and broker and successfully blocked the release of the 50-minute tape of him and Shrider having sex. The new suit, filed Thursday in U.S. District Court, is an outgrowth of that original claim. In late June, celebrity gossip site TMZ revealed that the tape existed and was being marketed. The site later disclosed in court documents that Shrider granted it permission to air portions of the tape."

Troyer is still trying to get the distribution of the tape stopped and all copies destroyed.  read more »

TMZ is being sued by Verne Troyer for publishing a clip of his rumored sex tape. Who is my source? TMZ themselves but read their report because it is weird. This was published on TMZ.com, Jun 26th 2008 10:18PM by TMZ Staff.

"Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit, claiming TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing portions of his sex tape.

Calls to TMZ were not returned."

Calls to TMZ were not returned? Are they calling themselves and not returning their own calls, or did they drink too much like me tonight?

Watch out Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling, there is a new horse on the race track, and her one movie is going to make more money than both of your films combined. Her name is Ranae Shrider and she is an "aspiring model" but has a nose only a rich midget could love. However her new film of her banging Mini-Me is predicted to gross more money than Sex and the City. It is a sick, sick world.

This chick really defined "starting at the bottom to work your way to the top." Banging Verne Troyer and taping it is really a sad, sad act of desperation, the sadder fact is we are all going to forget about her tomorrow, so her only chance will be to appear on Celebrity Rehab

(Unless America's Next Top Model gets desperate for ratings! They have never had a "plus nose model" before.)

Working in porn offers more job security than this. Instead of appearing in one film, you are able to appear in several before being reduced to banging midgets. She doesn't need to fire her manager, she needs to kill him.

Sorry, Ranae I hope you get a piece of the action when they sell the tape, but the Victoria's Secret Thong Lady is going to have more of a shelf-life than you!  read more »

Oh wow, just wow! We have all seen midget porn before, but Mini-Me is just gross and deformed, no one should see him naked! Just seeing him pee on The Surreal Life was bad enough, but now TMZ has a clip of him kissing his girlfriend, from a supposed sex tape!

Watch Clip Here.

Why have the sex tape gods forsaken us? The last sex tape to surface (that nobody wanted the see) was of Jimi Hendirx and while he have been praying for a Lindsay Lohan sex video, or someone equally as good, and they give us Verne Troyer!

Bastards!

The sad thing is you know you are curious to see what his junk looks like, I think it is going to be the size of a coke can with a big, pink triangle head.  read more »