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It didn't take long and it's definitely not surprising... According to RadarOnline nude pictures and videos of Jersey Shore's J-WOWW (Jenni Farley) and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) are being offered for sale. Probably by themselves!

Radar who claims to have seen the pictures wrote that Snooki's video and stills "leave nothing to the imagination."

"In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe."

We will keep you updated on any future developments, or check with SheSoCrazy.com to see the uncensored pictures when and if they're released.  read more »

I guess Kane West never watched Charm School because Mo'Nique warned us all about messing with that "dark liquor" -- it was Pumpkin's downfall and could have been the cause of West's outburst at the MTV Music Awards last night. West took several pictures of himself dragging around his sexbot Amber Rose (see topless here) and a bottle of Hennessy (see below). "Dark liquor" will make you act a fool! Trust me I know

I'm also sure that you all have heard by now, that West interrupted 19-year-old Taylor Swift's acceptance speech last night -- if not watch the video below -- but before we get to his apology, remember this happened at the VMAs. So even though it was kind of mean to blind-side Swift like he did, it was at the V-M-As and hopefully a lesson to Swift not to attend such crap in the future. Remember this is the award show that Howard Stern appeared as Fartman, and puppets get into real life feuds with human beings. Not something to take too seriously.

Anywhoo here is Kane's apology, written in his infamous all CAPS (while possibly drunk), and posted on his blog.

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”  read more »

I have said this a thousand times and I will say it a thousand more. There is a friggen awards show every other day, and guess what? It's VMA time again! I guess the Britney Spears/Russel Brand commercials worked so well last time, MTV decided to do it again.

Here is the first -- of what I'm sure will be many -- VMA commercials.

Why are we still talking about the VMAs? People don't even talk about the Oscars this long after they happen... the VMAs are so last week.

Anyway, despite forcing MTV to issue some bullshit apology to thousands of fat chicks and insulting the Jonas Brothers for being virgins, VMA host -- Russell Brand told The Sun that MTV wants him back for 2009.

Brand claims: "Afterward they were really thrilled. There was a 20 percent increase in viewers from last year’s show and, wow, isn’t life exciting," but I hate to tell him that 10 percent of the increase was just from the losers turning into hear and see the Twilight cast. Fans he managed to really annoy by cutting off Robert Pattinson while he was introducing the band Paramore.

Brand also claims that his script was cut down by MTV, one joke they didn't like about Sarah Palin said she "was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion. But also, as a Republican, she is pro-execution so she is going to give her the electric chair for being a little slut."

Sounds fucking hilarious to me, they should invite him back.

For the past few weeks I have been keeping tabs on how fat and obsessive Twilight fans can be over at HorrorYearbook.com, but today while scanning for interesting VMA news, I noticed how crazy they really are.

Geeks Of Doom posted a video (watch below) from the show last night where VMA host -- Russell Brand, cut off, Robert Pattinson before he could introduce the live performance for best rock nominee Paramore. Brand didn't mess up the entire Twilight cast's appearance, he just didn't allow Pattison to say, "Please welcome Paramore," at the end of the segment, but from Twilight fan's reactions, one would think Brand spit in Pattison's face.

One fan Kara stated: "I cant believe it myself when they mentioned twilight i almost passed out the VMA’s was horriblevery poorly done and Russel Brand is a complete idiot how could he do that to Robert. That was a waste of my Sunday Night."

-- Oh come on Kara we all know your Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights all involve sitting in front of the TV consuming buckets of ice cream anyway.

Emily says: I am soo pissed. Not just because the twilight group got cut off, but the host was just plain rude. He also made a rude comment about the Jonas brothers, I personally don’t like them, but that doesn’t mean you have to make fun of them. So I sat and suffered through the whole show just to hear Rob say 'Let’s Welcome…' Dumb Jerk Host.

-- Suffering through the whole show to hear Rob say "Let's Welcome... Paramore" would have been better?

Is it really Brand's fault that obese, bored housewives and lonely teens stayed up past their bedtimes just to hear someone say "Paramore"? According to the pages of comments over at Geeksofdoom.com (Read Here) it is.

Yep its official Twilight fans are bunch of lonely losers who give the asperger Trekkies a run for their money. Also look at what the poor cast of Twilight have been reduced to:

I bet if Robert Pattinson knew he was going to be stuck licking fat chick sweat for months he would have never taken this role.

Video after the jump!  read more »

I'm always surprised that people still watch award shows, there seems like there is one every other day and they always bored me to tears. I also stopped paying attention to MTV's VMAs this year, once the rumors started that Britney Spears would not be performing, but now this video of her practicing for something has popped up online and Eonline says she is part of the "opening the ceremony," whatever the hell that is.

E! also brings up a good point; why the hell is Russell Brand hosting and NOT Britney? Now that would be a reason to tune in and stay tuned in. Watching Britney struggle through two-hours of hosting the VMAs would be a reason to host an entire VMA party every night of the week.

Here is a good idea; Britney Spears' first reality TV show, Britney and Kevin Chaotic bombed in 2005, and her recent "comeback" wasn't much of a comeback, so why not give her another reality show about her newest "comeback?"

That is exactly what MTV may be planning. Britain's Daily Star newspaper says that Brit's dad is "furious" that she is thinking about doing a "fly-on-the-wall MTV documentary."

A source told them: "He thinks it's a big mistake and doesn't want anything to do with it. But Britney thinks it will help her custody battle for her sons."

Brit's mom thinks he is just pissed because it may ruin his chances to release his tell-all book, and what does Federline think of all this? He says: "This could be the biggest car crash television moment of all time." The car has already been crashed, lit on fire and pissed on, could a TV show really make matters worse?

The documentary will follow Brit as she tries to rebuild after her 50,000 meltdowns these past couple of years.

Tila Tequila likes to do what? She likes to suck c*ck until she hurls!?! Not really surprising. Maybe that is her secret to staying thin.

After the jump is a video from Hot Rod, where Tequila raps (sings? talks?) about how she likes to "f%ck suck c%ck till she hurls and how she’d like to f%ck everybody in the world." Wonderful! I am sure her father is very proud.

If for some reason you have never heard of Tila Tequila:
a) be proud of yourself.
b) I really have a hard time explaining what she does to people who have never heard of her, but for you I will give it a try...

She is basically a whore, or I mean a "model" who got famous for having the most popular My Space page, which spawned her own reality TV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila that aired on MTV.

A Shot at Love's original season failed to find Tequila her soul mate so a second season is in currently airing now.

Oh yeah and of course she has appeared naked.  read more »

With all the "controversy" surrounding some of the other contestants this year, how come no one is talking about Jason Castro's run on MTV's Cheyenne?  read more »