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Countdown to The Dark Knight: The Women of Batman

Websites across the net are gearing up for The Dark Knight, and so are we but in a 2 Snaps way!

First we brought you Heath Ledger Oscar Watch.

Next was Lauren Conrad at The Dark Knight Premiere.

And now we introduce The Women of Batman

Yep all the women who have appeared in a Batman film or TV show naked in one place. Well most of them anyway.

The Dark Knight opens this Friday, July 18th.

Synopsis:

Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organizations that plague the city streets. The partnership proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a reign of chaos unleashed by a rising criminal mastermind known to the terrified citizens of Gotham as The Joker.  read more »

Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures and Sex E-mail Hacked

A person calling themselves TrainReq claims he has hacked Miley Cyrus' e-mail and has been reading them for a while. He also claims to have nude pictures of her that he plans to sell, but that wouldn't be well advised, because she is only like 15-years-old. I think the word for it is -- kiddy porn.

Req also says he has e-mails that Miley sent to boyfriend Nick Jonas detailing their sex life, which is also a surprise since both of them claim to be virgins.

Here is a post he made on a message board:

"I have worse pictures than these, and those are prob getting sold. I saw alot of juicy emails, but I never thought of saving them.. now I kick myself for not.. there where so many juicy emails that I read... ones with her talking to nick about the night they fucked, etc."

Below are three pictures "leaked" by TrainReq, you can tell because he "tagged" them. One is supposedly of Miley showering in a white shirt, and we all know what happens when white shirts get wet. The other features her in her now signature pose lifting her shirt, and the last one claims that it is "proof that she went out with the dude from the Jonas Brothers."

The one in the shower looks like someone else had to take it, I wonder if there was someone else in the bathroom with her? If so who could it be? They could be like the second shooter in the Kennedy assassination. A mystery for the ages, one that may never be solved.

We will try and keep you updated on Miley, TrainReq and the Jonas Brother "Dude" sex and naked picture scandal, but I am sad to say we will not be featuring any naked pictures of either of them. Well until they turn 18 that is.  read more »

Megan Fox Naked in Jennifer's Body

Megan Fox is really (right now) not known for much besides being hot, so it was a great career move to get naked in the upcoming horror/comedy Jennifer's Body, written by Juno's Diablo Cody.

With Cody being an ex-stripper and Jennifer's Body being directed by The L Word's Karyn Kusama, this movie is shaping up to be a titty extravaganza.

Pictures of Megan Fox naked on the set on the film (I think in Vancouver) have popped up. She is actually wearing what I would call a Sirah, but it is 100% see through when wet, and see through enough to be able to spot her landing strip pubic hair. (2nd picture look close)

Of course Fox is also know for being in Michael Bay's Transformers,, and hopefully this is the first in many Megan flesh sightings. I think the world will be okay with Cody keeping her clothes on while sticking to writing for now. Can't believe people actually paid her to see her naked. I hope she was cheap!

Does Anyone Care About Penelope Cruz Naked?

You would think a man who's job it is to hunt down celebrity nip slips, sex tapes and other random acts of nudity would be excited about Penelope Cruz's steamy sex scene in the film Elegy, but it is with Ben Kingsley and that is just gross.

I did not brave the videos to see if you actually see Kingsley's old wrinkled ass, so I am warning you watch them at your own risk. If you go blind do not blame me.

What is Elegy? I have no idea. A question like that would be bettered handled by someone from our movie department, I deal in boobies. IMDB.com says it is directed by some ugly chick named, Isabel Coixet. The Plot Outline reads: "Cultural critic David Kepesh finds his life -- which he indicates is a state of "emancipated manhood" -- thrown into tragic disarray by Consuela Castillo, a well-mannered student who awakens a sense of sexual possessiveness in her teacher."  read more »

Bijou Phillips' Bikini Malfunction

Ask Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunctions" happen all the time especially when the ocean is involved.  read more »

Even Strippers Can Win Oscars: Diablo Cody of Juno Naked

Nice! One step back for women and I am all over it. Naked pictures of the winner for Best Original Screenplay at The Academy Awards, Diablo Cody have popped up on the internet, so now I have a reason to be interested in her film Juno  read more »

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See The Women of 007 NAKED at Shesocrazy.com  read more »

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