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James Lee is believed to be holding at least one hostage at the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland. Lee posted a manifesto on the website SaveThePlanetProtest.com demanding that the Discovery Channel "stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants."

I demand that the Discovery Channel do a zombie version of The Colony. It would be so cool! Instead of fake "marauders" the colonist would have to fight zombies with paint ball guns! I agree with Lee, the Discovery Channel needs to get their shit together and make the third season of The Colony better. Watching people build windmills is getting real boring.

Here is Lee's entire manifesto:

The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:

1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!  read more »

Jesse James packed up his Nazi memorabilia and moved out of Long Beach, California to Austin, Texas this month. His former neighbor told Radar; "And nothing of value was lost!"

“I don’t think he was railroaded out of town but he lost a lot of respect from people down here,” a local business owner said.

“A lot of people can care less about that guy. The City of Long Beach gave him a name of a street and I told them they should take it back .The neighbors don’t like the drama so they’re happy he’s not around anymore. It’s much more peaceful down here.”

James ex-wife Sandra Bullock is also moving on in Austin. Bullock recently talked to Matt Lauer in her first televised interview since the divorce.

Khuram Sher was arrested on terrorism charges after Canadian Mounties discovered he, and two other men, had components which could be used to make explosive devices. Sher -- who likes hockey, music and acting -- auditioned for Canadian Idol. The alleged terrorist moonwalked across the stage while singing a rendition of Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated.”

Bizarro Paula asked him “Have you ever thought of being a comedian?” While Bizarro Simon complimented on his dance moves, “The dance moves were good, the singing, bad.”

Shar, who claimed he was from Pakistan, is actually a Canadian-born physician and graduate of McGill University. He was arrested after a year-long sting operation called Project Samosa.

The most shocking thing is that there is a Canadian Idol! I never knew. And why couldn't it have been Taylor Hicks who turned out to be a terrorist? That would explain a lot.

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Before we get to everyone's favorite Providence, Rhode Island Mayor wannabe, Christopher F. Young , a quick site update. Sorry for the lack of updates, site outages and lags. We recently upgraded our servers and had to work out the bugs. Everything should be back to normal...Hopefully!

Now Christopher F. Young...

Young is the mayoral candidate in Providence, who proposed to his girlfriend as he made his closing statement during the first televised mayoral debate of the year, and who refused to let go of a statue of the Virgin Mary during the second debate. Young's girlfriend accepted his proposal, but they will only marry if he is elected Mayor.

Young then took his traveling sideshow to Fox's Rhode Show, where he serenaded the host, Elizabeth Hopkins, with a creepy song about Jesus (reminded me of this scene from Trekkies). If there is an Emmy for Talk Show Hosts, Hopkins deserves it, for managing to keep a straight face through the entire ordeal.

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I have to admit that a Heidi Montag sex tape will rival Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton as one of the top sex tapes in sex tape history. Especially if Spencer Pratt is telling the truth.

Montag's ex-husband claims he has enough dirty footage of Heidi to fill an "entire website." He also promises that Montag's sexcapades will put Kim Kardashian to shame.

The porn tape king, Steven Hirsch from Vivid Entertainment, says Pratt's asking price of $5 million isn't too much. Hirsch told TMZ, "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag. We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

Pratt says he is doing Heidi a favor, "When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

I stopped with the social networking sites with MySpace, because I got sick of pretending I cared about people's dumb crap. Stupid quotes, quizzes, the creepy Amber Alerts, all dumb nonsense! From Friendster to Twitter you people still haven't learned that you're not interesting!

Another reason I gave up is because of crap like this. Kylie Minogue posted a picture of herself with a teddy bear from a performance in London. Facebook removed the picture because they "do not allow photos that contain nudity, drug use or violence."

I have been banned from YouTube twice -- no explanation -- MySpace, Digg (twice), and IMDB. I'm got tired of it. If you have something to say start your own Blog, or e-mail me and I will publish it for you. No dealing with dumb moderators on your own site! Stupid Facebook!

Don't screw with the Bieber! Or his friends.

Kevin Kristopik of Oakland learned the hard way after Justin Bieber tweeted his phone number as a prank.

See Bieber's revenge tweet.

The 15-year-old was forced to delete his Twitter account and change his phone number after receiving an estimated 26,000 text messages from Bieber fans -- who thought a phone number tweeted on the singers' verified account belonged to Bieber.

Earlier this summer, Kirstopik admitted hacking the Twitter account of Justin's friend Ryan Butler. Bieber sought revenge by tricking his 4.5 million followers into calling and texting Kevin. The teen sarcastically thanked Bieber on Twitter before removing his account. He then uploaded a video on YouTube showing his iPhone receiving all the messages.

Bieber did delete the tweet, but not before it was archived on several celebrity Twitter tracking services.

I pretty much ignore Tila Tequila because she lies a lot. Plus she is only interesting when she is having fake miscarriages or getting beat up by fat white trash in clown makeup.

Tequila suffered cuts and bruises after being pelted with rocks and bottles while performing at the "Gathering of the Juggalos" this Saturday. Even after I saw the pictures of her injuries on TMZ I still thought the bitch was faking. Seriously why would she show up to a Juggalos concert? She is even more retarded than I originally anticipated.

Here is a description of the attack in Tequila's own words:

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the shit out of the port-0-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage."

These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"  read more »

If YouTube has proved anything to me, it's that we don't need to pay celebrities any longer. Why bother with Tom Cruise when we have heroes like Antoine Dodson and Steven Slater to entertain us? Plus the interwebs are free! Who the hell wants to pay $50 to see a crappy movie in 3D, when people like Gary L. Korkuck exist?

I hate to use Korkuck's name in the same post as Dodson and Slater, but everyone can't be a hero -- someone has to be the villain!

The Story...

Buffalo police heard a cat crying from inside the trunk of Gary's car after he was stopped for a traffic violation. Inside they found 4-year-old Navarro, a cat, marinating in a mixture of crushed red peppers, salt and oil. Gary told police he didn't want the cat because it was "mean, possessive, greedy and wasteful." So he decided to eat it?!?

Gina M. Browning, the SPCA's director of public relations said she has seen some crazy things in her time, but Gary takes the batshit insane cake! Korkuck was charged with one count of cruelty to animals, and Navarro was saved by the SPCA.

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Fantasia Barrino has been hospitalized after overdosing on medication. Barrino was taken to Carolinas Medical Center-Pineville at about 8:55 p.m. Monday, according to WCNC. It's not known if the overdose was accidental or on purpose, however doctors say it was not life-threatening.

The American Idol winner made news after being accused of making a sex tape with a married man.

"Barrino was named in court documents involving Paula and Antwuan Cook. A complaint filed Wednesday by Paula Cook says her husband began having an affair with Barrino in August 2009.
The complaint references a sex tape as one possible element to prove an affair."  read more »