Nip Slip

Yep someone caught a Miley Cyrus' nipple slip on film. Nope you're not going to see it here. I shouldn't have to remind you that it is illegal to publish 16-year-old girl nipples online in America. However, it is not illegal to exploit the fact that people are looking for such pictures. I said I don't want to go to jail, not that I had morals.

Basically from what I can tell, she was doing a photo shoot or filming something where she is riding a horse in a white gown, and there was a wardrobe malfunction. Nothing scandalous on her part, and as you can see from the picture below the outfit seems quite innocent. I also have no idea if the picture is actually making the internet rounds or where you would find a place dumb enough to host it. I'm also sure that if such a photo does exist it was probably destroyed, but things do tend to get "leaked" these days.

Sorry folks but you will have to wait two-more-years until Miley can grace the celebrity nude sites with her presence, until then I would put any Cyrus' nipple slips out of your mind. Don't be such friggen pervs!

Update: From Rightpundits.com -- "Apparently the crew reports that 'Miley’s dress was so low-cut her breast popped out in front of about 15 crew members.' The embarrassing moment occurred during the filming of a music video in Santa Clarita, California. She is riding on a white horse, which is appropriate since Miley is the heroine of countless teenagers everywhere."  read more »

Hayden Panettiere has proven that being a young starlet doesn't mean you have to be a skank. She has avoided and thwarted many nipple slip and up skirt opportunities, but things are starting to go down hill for the young Heroes star.

First Kevin Touch found these old pictures of her hanging out with HoHan (never a good thing) , then her father started smacking her mother around, and now Shesocrazy.com published a picture of her first, (kind of) nipple slip during her birthday party this weekend.

What is it about birthdays? We all know that Emma Watson fell victim to an up skirt on her 18th. Maybe its the new trend.

In all honesty Panettiere's nip slip is as innocent as they come, she is in the pool playing with her dog. Plus its kind of hard to see. While our resident celebrity skin hunter Kevin Touch would be excited about this, I hope Hayden can stay on the sweet and innocent track, and avoid the skank slide. It offers hope for a better tomorrow!

Only old people still care about the Olympics, because younger generations are smart and know the shit is lame. However there is always that creepy sexual factor where every four years, some 14-year-old gymnast -- built like a 10-year-old girl becomes "America's Sweetheart." Remember Mary Lou Retton? Well I am sure there have been others after her, but that was the last time I was paying attention. She was all the rage when I was like 5. I was even in her sponsored kids bowling program but the bitch never showed up! A local fireman did instead, but I didn't care because I got to try on his hat and they had the Gauntlet arcade game. Oh those were the days.

Anyway I have no idea what is going on at the Olympics, I don't even know where they are, but this caught my attention: A water polo nipple slip! Now that is something I can get behind.

So until Nipple Slips, Wet T-Shirts contest and Whiskey Drinking are all events at the Olympics you can bet you won't be hearing much about them from me.

We have all seen Bai Ling's mutant nipples plenty. It looks like she has an extra toe growing out of each of her breasts, however it must have been the first time for the cameraman behind her because he looks shocked.

Ling's nipples always reminded me of Kuato from Total Recall, and we all remember how we felt the fist time we saw him; shocked, appalled but now all these years later he looks kind of cute.  read more »

63-year-old Rod Stewart, is on vacation with his 37-year-old, wife, and former model, Penny Lancaster in Italy, and it looks like they decided to get in a little breast feeding time on a cruise ship. What a dirty old man.

Don't get me wrong, I am happy that Rod is still able to coax younger chicks to whip out their boob in the middle of public, but this picture disturbs me a little for some reason. It looks like Rod needed his ba-ba time. Maybe I'm just too scarred from my past job of waiting tables, where women would breast feed while I was taking their order. No one wants to be delivering your fajitas while your tit is hanging out! Seriously that and praying, do not pray at a restaurant! If you are paying for it and someone else made it, you shouldn't have to thank god.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah Rod. The reason I really jumped on this photo is because I originally thought Rod was wearing no pants! I had so many old ass jokes ready, but then on closer inspection I realized he is just wearing pink pants. Which may be as equally as disturbing as seeing his wrinkled ass. I'm not sure.  read more »

We are four days into June and half way through 2008, and I can't say I am too happy with the state of celebrity scandal, nip slips or sex tapes, my job at 2Snaps may be in trouble if something big doesn't happen soon.

Besides the numerous Miley Cyrus scandals and maybe a few interesting tidbits from the Lohan lesbian debacle, the sexy side of celebrity gossip has been quite a snooze fest this year (Unless of course you like pregnant chicks in bikinis).

So to save my ass I decided to offer you the best I could find in one fell swoop, those little celeb nudes and scandals that do not deserve their own article. Welcome to Kevin Touch's This Week in Celebrity Scandal, Nip Slip and Sex Tapes...  read more »

Just like Hayden Panettiere, Rhihanna is an expert at preventing nipple slips and panty shots, but this weekend she almost had a mishap and at Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards of all places. It wouldn't be the first time kids were flashed during the awards show, Lindsay Lohan gave them all a thrill when she flashed her ass a few years ago.  read more »

It has been a rough week for me so far, in order for me to get paid I need celebrities to get naked and besides an Amy Smart nipple slip....  read more »

there was a little nip slip but I didn't publish it

Maybe Hayden Penettiere should give lessons on how not to show your crotch or nipples because she is truly a master at keeping the goods hidden. At the Berlin Film Festival premiere of her new movie Fireflies In The Garden...  read more »