Oprah

By now you all have heard the news that Oprah Winfrey announced today that her talk show, The Oprah Winfrey Show, will end in September 2011.

A tearful Oprah told her viewers, "After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, season 25 will be the last season. I love this show. … This show has been my life and I love it enough to know when it's time to say goodbye."

"These years with you, our viewers, have enriched my life beyond all measure," she said. "We've grown together. You've raised your families, had your children. And left a spot for me in the mornings or the afternoons. … I want you all to know my relationship with you is one that I hold very dear."

2Snaps will miss the great Oprah and that is why she is today's Hot Babe of the Day!

Oprah Winfrey's $46 million Leadership Academy School for Girls in South Africa is a sex den! Okay not really, but there has been another "second sex scandal" at the school. Poor Oprah! She tried to give the world new leaders and all she got was a bunch of lesbians.

USmagazine.com reported that seven students were suspended from the school for bullying other girls into joining their little sex games. A letter sent to one of the girl's parents reportedly read:

"You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth."

Oprah has not commented but her rep did confirm the suspensions.

"It is because they contravened the school's code of conduct. We regard the incident as confidential."  read more »

Chris Brown better hide, because Oprah is not happy, and when O is not happy the entire world bleeds on the inside.

Oprah Winfrey warned Rihanna "he will hit you again" on her show last Friday when she announced she would be dedicating an episode "to all the Rihannas of the world." AKA all the dumb bitches who keep getting beat and going back for more.

Meanwhile E! Online says that Rihanna is busy recording an album with Chris Brown that will be released later this year. It must be a very tense recording session for RiRi knowing what could possibly happen if she screws up! I already have my copy reserved on Amazon.

Do you think they will title the CD Chris Brown and Rihanna's Greatest Hits?

**rimshot**

We all know that Oprah Winfrey snorted a little cocaine in her past because she told us so herself, however, her ex-lover claims she did a little more than that. In his new book The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, her ex-lover, Randolph Cook claims that the talk show host, "taught him how to smoke crack cocaine, and the two 'freebased' the drug regularly during their passionate six-month romance" in 1984. He even claims that Oprah was sucking the glass dick while doing her show.

To take it even further the Enquirer say they unearthed court documents at Chicago's National Archives and Records Administration in 2007 that back up his claim.

"The document, titled 'Defendant Oprah Winfrey's Answer to Plaintiff's Amended Complaint At Law,' reveals: 'Defendant admits that she and Cook had sexual relations.' And it also says: "Defendant admits that Cook used cocaine in her presence and that she used cocaine while Cook was present.' "

I'm not saying any of this is true, I just wanted to use this story as an excuse to post the Yo Mamma's on Crack Rock! music video below.

Oprah Winfrey's Book Club may be loosing its street cred after the talk show host endorsed her third false memoir. Herman Rosenblat's book, Angel at the Fence, that Oprah called "the single greatest love story" she has ever read, turned out to be a fake.

Rosenblat admitted that he made up the story about meeting his wife at Nazi concentration camp, making this the third bullshit memoir featured on Oprah's show. The other fakes were James Frey's A Million Little Pieces and Margaret Seltzer's Love and Consequences.

Sara Nelson, the editor in chief of trade magazine Publishers Weekly, told ABCNews.com, "This is embarrassing for [Winfrey] and I'm sure she's not happy about it. I think she'll be more careful about what she promotes."

I can't believe the great and powerful Oprah has been duped this many times, it is like the universe is out of balance. Rosenblat may want to leave the planet before he is never heard from again. You know Oprah is looking for his ass!

Like we didn't already know that Oprah Winfrey was the most powerful person in the universe, but Forbes just likes to remind us every year.

Even with rankings for her TV show on the decline and the circulation of her magazine falling 10 percent, Oprah is still queen bitch of the entertainment industry, earning $275 million over the past 12 months. Forbes also counts Google hits, TV/radio mentions, and the amount of fake celebrity porn pictures on the Internet.

(Third was a joke people!)

Second on the list was Tiger Woods, followed by Angelina Jolie. I do not feel like looking up the rest of the list.

So there you have it, Oprah could destroy the world with the blink of an eye, is more influential than the American President, and could defeat Xenu in a wrestling match.

Don't fuck with the "O"  read more »

I bet when Cruise agreed to go on Oprah he didn't expect Cher would reveal that they hooked up over 20-years ago. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Cher told the talk show host during a taped interview, she met Tom when he was a struggling actor.

The Diva, who was 39 at the time, met the Risky Business star when he was 23, at The White House of all places. Cher said she was crazy about him and that they went on a "long date." She also told the audience that she "lived in his apartment," which made them cheer for some reason. Oprah's audience will cheer at anything.

If she "lived in his apartment" you know that means they did the nasty and now everything makes perfect sense. Sleeping with Cher could force any person to turn to Scientology. Shit Cher could be Xenu in disguise for all we know. I always did kind of think of her as one of those aliens from that movie V. I can picture her eating rats and if you scraped her face off you would find lizard skin.

Maybe Tom Cruise was human to begin with, but one "long date" with Cher and the human inside of him was gone forever, leaving the empty shell we know today.  read more »

Its not really strange that Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah after acting like a maniac on her show almost three years ago, but his upcoming appearance is to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Risky Business? While I am sure Oprah's fans will be ecstatic, does the show really need to be two-parts? During part one on May 2nd, Cruise will be interviewed at his fortress in Telluride, Colo, then on May 5th Cruise will appear on the show in Chicago for part two.

Friends will "surprise" him with video messages about his career, or more likely people under contract will pretend to like Cruise by reading pre-approved scripts. No word on if Katie Holmes will make an appearance or if she will be locked away, I wonder if she will try and slip Oprah a note to please save her.

If there is one person on Earth who could take on Cruise it is Oprah. It would probably be like Godzilla vs. King Kong, cities may be destroyed, the universe in flames, but when the smoke settled my money would be on Oprah. Even with the help of Zog and the church of scientology Oprah would reign supreme!