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Playgirl.com released more "nude" pictures of Palin sperm donor Levi Johnston, but unfortunately the Internet version is not much better than the printed pictures being released in Playgirl magazine. While buck naked in the shower Johnston manages to hide the money shot, only showing off his white tush in a black and white pic.

The big question is... Why does Playboy and Playgirl keep paying non-celebrities like Heidi Montag and Johnston money NOT to get nude in their magazines? Isn't that the entire point of Playboy?

See Johnston's tush after the jump...  read more »

If this rumor is true Playboy is really slipping. First they wasted their money by paying Heidi Montag to pose NOT nude in their magazine, and now they supposedly offered Lindsay Lohan $900,000 to get nekkid.

The world already saw HoHan nude in 2008, when she bared it all in New York magazine. Not to mention Playboy should have tried to seal the deal when her career was really in the dumps, and she wasn't working.

You may remember that Lohan has been signed to act in Robert Rodriguez's Machete with Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba. Bad timing Hef, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen... Many, many times!

It's official Hugh Hefner is senile! He paid Heidi Montag money to appear in Playboy clothed!?! The world should hold a public burning for this fuckery!

Consider this a PSA for people dumb enough to buy a Montag Playboy in the first place. SHE IS NOT NUDE! If you all ready purchased an issue, wipe your ass with it and send it overnight mail to the Playboy Mansion ASAP!

I know this is old news to some, but I purposely ignore all Montag and Pratt headlines so I missed the announcement a few days ago. I did not realize she was not naked until SheSoCrazy (site NSFW or people under the age of 18) published the pictures today.

Check out her raciest picture from Playboy after the jump!  read more »

I should have written this story a year or so ago and just published it as fact, because we all knew that it would happen someday. Seriously, this is less news worthy than Adam Lambert "coming out of the closet," because both stories are like reporting that the sky is blue.

According to People Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy.

While I have no idea about religion, I'm pretty sure most of them frown upon posing nude in magazines, but a source assured us, "There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it."

So I guess because it was "tasteful" nudity that makes it okay for Montag who once told Blender, "I'm very religious. That's how I've gotten to where I am."

I'm sure god and her bank account are very proud!  read more »

I know, I know, enough with Bikini Girl already... but I just had to announce that she has already been approached by Playboy with an offer.

Katrina Darrell told Tony Potts from Access Hollywood "[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called. I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again, as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it."

She better not think about too long because with every passing second she is becoming a distant memory. Strike while the iron is hot, Katrina!

You could have a great career by doing Playboy, and if that goes well, you could possibly even get your own VH1 Rock of Love dating show (Hey if Tila Tequila did it...). Then there is always For the Love of Money, and lesbian porn. I'll even go as far to say you could have one -- if not two direct to DVD movies in your future, but you have to be quick!  read more »

News of the World interviewed Playboy model Genevieve Gallen who revealed more than you ever want to know about having sex with Verne Troyer.

Yoga

“We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne."

Stamina

“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm."

Sick and Twisted Midget Games

“I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl. I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl."

If you haven't already puked up your lunch and want more you can read the entire interview here. There is a hell of a lot more but I tapped out as soon as she mentioned the "the toilet that was no bigger than a child’s potty.”  read more »

Dancing With the Stars contestant Taylor McBride has confirmed she is going to pose nude for Playboy...again.

When asked by Extra if the rumors were true, McBride answered "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so...I think that could be a yes."

Not that this is really big news, she already appeared in the magazine when she was pregnant back in 1998. I sent word of this news to our good friend Sarah Pullin of Shesocrazy.com, so I'm sure her and our celebrity nude expert, Kevin Touch are on the case. Expect her old nudes to be published in no time or just Goggle "Taylor McBride Naked" and see what comes up.

Fergie Sets Date to Marry Josh Duhamel

Fergie is set to marry Duhamel on Jan. 10 in L.A.. Access Hollywood reports that the guest list will include; Kate Hudson, Marion Cotillard and Judi Dench.

Baz Luhrmann to Make "The Great Gatsby"

"Moulin Rougue and Australia director Baz Luhrmann has acquired the rights to remake The Great Gatsby, based on the classic Jazz Age novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald."

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I don't know the entire story behind this Mexican Playboy cover, someone just sent it to me and said Mexicans and the Catholic Church are pissed about it. María Florencia Onori appears dressed (and undressed) as the Virgin Mary or Lady of Guadalupe (is that the same chick?) in the December issue and I guess that is a big No No.

I think Mary used to bang Jesus or some shit like that, I don't really know anything about religion, and I'm too hungover to Google it. Lets just say she is one really important bitch that you don't fuck with. Kind of like Madonna or Opera. The issue has sold over 80,000 copies since its release on December 11th.

I'm going to tell Mexico what my mom used to tell me" "Stop your bitching, there are some countries that don't even have their own version of Playboy, be grateful that you do."

Playboy did issue this apology:

"While Playboy Mexico never meant for the cover or images to offend anyone, we recognize that it has created offense, and we as well as Playboy Mexico offer our sincerest apologies."

However, Raul Sayrols, publisher of Playboy Mexico said, "The image is not and never was intended to portray the Virgin of Guadalupe or any other religious figure. The intent was to reflect a Renaissance-like mood on the cover."  read more »

After reading this on some new Blog called Scandalist.com, I realized how easy it would be to make shit up, and I wondered why we never made up false rumors ourselves. (Okay once I got drunk and published that Steve Urkel died, but I pulled it once I sobered up that afternoon) All you have to say is "an insider confirmed" or "a close source said" and no one would ever know.

Anyway I'm only fanning the flames of this rumor because I have been looking for an excuse to publish these Holly Madison pictures.

Scandalist.com claims: "That Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze Holly Madison has been hooking up with another major playboy (magician Criss Angel), a Playboy Mansion insider not only confirmed that the rumors are indeed true, but also exclusively told Scandalist that Holly is leaving him. “'Holly] told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship,' said our source as we were hunting for gossip at MTV’s VMAs."

They also claim that Hef is looking to replace all of the girls on the Girls Next Door, because they want to "to pursue their own careers."

I can understand Madison wanting to leave Hefner, but why for tool like Criss Angel? I still never got the memo that said magicians were cool and not a bunch of losers. I mean Siegfried and Roy only friends were a couple of tigers, and the last I heard David Copperfield was raping women to get laid.  read more »

Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page topless spread in Playboy, but she is not skipping the final service of her grandfather's funeral. Michael Lohan told E! News; "She is going to be at the burial. All my kids will be there."

And even after the newest war of words between the family, Daddy Lohan finally had some nice things to say about his ex-wife Dina Lohan: "And I can't believe how great Dina has been. She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great."

Lohan's rep released a statement about Hugh Hefner's offer to Lohan saying “If there's nudity, then the answer's no ... She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again.”

Heffner wanted Lohan to appear in the magazine’s 55th- anniversary issue in January.

We have all seen Lohan naked Heff, you should get Bristol Palin, now that would be a celebration.