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I don't know why Kendra Wilkinson is bothering to promote her new book, Sliding Into Home, when she should be promoting her far superior sex tape, Kendra Exposed (link NSFW)... But she knows how to get attention, at least my attention that is.

Wilkinson whipped out the big guns at a recent book signing, which was mysteriously mobbed with housewives?!? Shouldn't these women be at the new Twilight film and not an ex-porn star's book release? Well... At least Kendra decided to stop at the freezer section at the local grocery store before taking some promotional pictures.

Playboy magazine's swing at a home run by getting Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Mallette to shed her clothes, was either a big fat rumor or a big fat miss. A rep for the 16-year-old sensation told Ace Showbiz that Bieber's mom will not be going topless.

"While natures beauty in any form is worthy of appreciation, Justin's mom Patricia is a born again Christian. There is no truth that she would ever pose in Playboy, as it goes against her religion."

As for $50,000 Playboy offer, a rep for the magazine said, "We're not commenting on this at this time."

What's the big deal? She could've just pulled a Heidi Montag and posed with her clothes on.

Playboy's June edition features Playmate of the Year, Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D! Yaaaawn! Editorial director Jimmy Jelline, hopes that the new gimmick will help the magazine whose circulation has plummeted from 3.15 million in 2006 to 1.5 million. Unfortunately for Jelline, Playboy is the dinosaur of spank magazines whose readership is old and dying along with it! I doubt a pair of cardboard glasses is going to save it.

“You’re constantly competing for people’s time, you’re competing for their attention,” Jellinek said. “You have five seconds to reach them. In order to force them to physically go to the newsstand and buy your product, you have to give them a reason. And this is a reason… It’s tactile. It’s something that uses the platform and the medium for which it was created.”

Playgirl.com released more "nude" pictures of Palin sperm donor Levi Johnston, but unfortunately the Internet version is not much better than the printed pictures being released in Playgirl magazine. While buck naked in the shower Johnston manages to hide the money shot, only showing off his white tush in a black and white pic.

The big question is... Why does Playboy and Playgirl keep paying non-celebrities like Heidi Montag and Johnston money NOT to get nude in their magazines? Isn't that the entire point of Playboy?

See Johnston's tush after the jump...  read more »

If this rumor is true Playboy is really slipping. First they wasted their money by paying Heidi Montag to pose NOT nude in their magazine, and now they supposedly offered Lindsay Lohan $900,000 to get nekkid.

The world already saw HoHan nude in 2008, when she bared it all in New York magazine. Not to mention Playboy should have tried to seal the deal when her career was really in the dumps, and she wasn't working.

You may remember that Lohan has been signed to act in Robert Rodriguez's Machete with Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba. Bad timing Hef, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen... Many, many times!

It's official Hugh Hefner is senile! He paid Heidi Montag money to appear in Playboy clothed!?! The world should hold a public burning for this fuckery!

Consider this a PSA for people dumb enough to buy a Montag Playboy in the first place. SHE IS NOT NUDE! If you all ready purchased an issue, wipe your ass with it and send it overnight mail to the Playboy Mansion ASAP!

I know this is old news to some, but I purposely ignore all Montag and Pratt headlines so I missed the announcement a few days ago. I did not realize she was not naked until SheSoCrazy (site NSFW or people under the age of 18) published the pictures today.

Check out her raciest picture from Playboy after the jump!  read more »

I should have written this story a year or so ago and just published it as fact, because we all knew that it would happen someday. Seriously, this is less news worthy than Adam Lambert "coming out of the closet," because both stories are like reporting that the sky is blue.

According to People Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy.

While I have no idea about religion, I'm pretty sure most of them frown upon posing nude in magazines, but a source assured us, "There is nudity. It's tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it."

So I guess because it was "tasteful" nudity that makes it okay for Montag who once told Blender, "I'm very religious. That's how I've gotten to where I am."

I'm sure god and her bank account are very proud!  read more »

I know, I know, enough with Bikini Girl already... but I just had to announce that she has already been approached by Playboy with an offer.

Katrina Darrell told Tony Potts from Access Hollywood "[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called. I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again, as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it."

She better not think about too long because with every passing second she is becoming a distant memory. Strike while the iron is hot, Katrina!

You could have a great career by doing Playboy, and if that goes well, you could possibly even get your own VH1 Rock of Love dating show (Hey if Tila Tequila did it...). Then there is always For the Love of Money, and lesbian porn. I'll even go as far to say you could have one -- if not two direct to DVD movies in your future, but you have to be quick!  read more »

News of the World interviewed Playboy model Genevieve Gallen who revealed more than you ever want to know about having sex with Verne Troyer.

Yoga

“We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne."

Stamina

“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm."

Sick and Twisted Midget Games

“I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl. I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl."

If you haven't already puked up your lunch and want more you can read the entire interview here. There is a hell of a lot more but I tapped out as soon as she mentioned the "the toilet that was no bigger than a child’s potty.”  read more »

Dancing With the Stars contestant Taylor McBride has confirmed she is going to pose nude for Playboy...again.

When asked by Extra if the rumors were true, McBride answered "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so...I think that could be a yes."

Not that this is really big news, she already appeared in the magazine when she was pregnant back in 1998. I sent word of this news to our good friend Sarah Pullin of Shesocrazy.com, so I'm sure her and our celebrity nude expert, Kevin Touch are on the case. Expect her old nudes to be published in no time or just Goggle "Taylor McBride Naked" and see what comes up.

Fergie Sets Date to Marry Josh Duhamel

Fergie is set to marry Duhamel on Jan. 10 in L.A.. Access Hollywood reports that the guest list will include; Kate Hudson, Marion Cotillard and Judi Dench.

Baz Luhrmann to Make "The Great Gatsby"

"Moulin Rougue and Australia director Baz Luhrmann has acquired the rights to remake The Great Gatsby, based on the classic Jazz Age novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald."

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