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I don't have the official cover art yet but here is the latest and smartest porn parody of 2010. I might actually have to see this one!

Hustler Video has officially unveiled its groundbreaking plans to produce its This Ain’t Avatar XXX parody video in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available in film. Producing any parody of the #1 highest-grossing film ever released is an impressive task. Producing an adult parody? Even more monumental an undertaking—and Hustler Video is eager to step up to the plate and launch forward with production of this ambitious and challenging parody title.

The most anticipated upcoming film in Hustler Video’s “This Ain’t” parody series, This Ain’t Avatar XXX will be the company’s highest-budgeted production to date and promises to deliver the most impressive, revolutionary cinematic release ever seen in the adult world.  read more »

Tiger Woods may be hiding out in sex rehab but that is not stopping Wicked Pictures from releasing a porn parody based on his sex scandal! Tiger's Got Wood stars Jonny Slim as "Tiger Would," Krissy Lynn, India Summer, Jazy Berlin, Madelyn Marie, Heidi Mayne, AVN Award nominee Ryder Skye and Richelle Ryan.

The press release says it is available now, but you can't order it on Amazon until February 4, 2010.

Pre-order Tiger's Got Wood here

He may have more major career wins than any other golfer, and be the youngest and fastest player to win 50 tournaments on tour, but according to writer-director Cash Markman, that's nothing compared to Would's track record in the sack. Whether he's swinging into a miracle on the 17th green with India, flying two birdies at once with Heidi and Ryder, scoring a hole-in-one with both Richelle and Krissy, or getting his short game on as Madelyn or Jazy compete for his affections, Tiger proves he'll try just about anything once in his search for the perfect pussy, even if it means risking both his marriage and his standing in the sports world - and becoming the butt of countless late night talk-show jokes.

In addition to a story ripped from today's headlines, Tiger's Got Wood delivers a rich and varied assortment of sexual adventures, including interracial two-ways and three-ways, with many of them shot on plush outdoor locations. A scorching lesbian romp from Madelyn and Jazy and hilarious non-sex cameos from Hall Of Fame legend Shanna McCullough and Slick Rhodes (as delightfully deadpan newscasters) frame this spirited couples' romp.

T-off is only moments away, so get a good grip on your driver and prepare to divot, because you won't want to take a mulligan with Tiger's Got Wood.

Before we get to Jessica Drake lets talk about America's Next Top Model and how awful this season is. First of all I don't know why they eliminated this years villain -- Bianca -- in exchange for the whiney, immature, albino Erin. ANTM is boring without the obligatory crazy tranny-look-alike, and the new My Super Sweet 16 angle they are working with Erin, is just not working for me. Not to mention they eliminated her nemesis Brittany this week, so what the hell are we supposed to watch now? Erin and her breakdowns?

Since we know that Erin is the official producer's pick this year, and that Sundai is pretty much safe being the only black contestant left, it doesn't look very safe for Rae or Laura next week. At least Laura offers some entertainment with her country bumpkin schtick, if she is eliminated it is going to be a chore to finish watching the rest of this season.

Then there was possibly the worst photo shoot in Top Model history this week. Tyra's racially insensitive "hopa" -- I think she called it -- Hawaiian culture mixup, where they basically put the girls in "black face" for a "fashion's world interpretation" of different culture and races. They buried poor Sundai in a large blanket then told her she looked like she was modeling for "Gap Kids," and Brittany posed in an American Indian headdress with a red dot on her forehead. The entire idea was a mess, embarrassing and I thought all the girls looked silly. I could go on and on, but I need to get to Jessica Drake!

Real quick... Here is the song Erin sang on the show, and a very good example of what Top Model is trying to pass off as entertainment this year.

Jessica Drake Talks About Tyra Banks

We recently attended the Exxxotica Convention in NJ and had the pleasure of speaking with Wicked contract girl Jessica Drake. Not only did Drake have enough poise and speaking ability to be an ANTM contestant herself, she was also profiled on The Tyra Bank's Show for a "Day in the Life of a Porn Star" segment. Drake talked to us about what is was like being on the show and meeting Tyra herself. Watch the video after the jump.  read more »

The porn industry has been going a little overboard with their porn parodies lately, but Hustler's trailer for This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is a piece of art. Check it out along with the press release below.

As a new batch of 18-year-olds start their Senior-year journey, Hustler Video creates the ultimate lesson plan with its next big parody release: This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.

Hustler Video’s parody version of the teen comedy revolves around several key plot lines. From Zack’s crazy schemes to Screech’s desperate attempts to win Lisa’s heart, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell is sure to please every Hustler fan out there.

“We did an amazing job of putting our signature XXX parody spin on this show,” says National Sales Manager David Diamond. "My customers can’t wait to get their hands on it!”

The movie stars Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.

Get ready to go back to class on October 6, 2009.

Congratulations to Jon and Kate! The once married couple with eight kids who turned tabloid trash, are now the stars of their own porn parody!

Smile you're officially famous.

Devil’s Film's plans to release the adult film titled, Jon and Kate Fuck Eight, about the lives of Jon and Kate Gosselin.

Devil’s Film sales manager Steve Volponi tells AVN:

"In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together,” he said. “It’ll probably be true to life."

Riley Evans (pictured below) stars at Kate and Frankie Young plays Jon in this new feature film!

I wonder if Kate will discuss this on The View when she is a guest co-host?  read more »

It seems like Jenna Jameson went from a hot porn star to a washed-up plastic surgery nightmare overnight. She also gave birth to twins back in March, is married to former UFC champion, Tito Ortiz, and is now a very nice shade of orange.

A quick glance at her IMDB page shows that the new mommy of two has no upcoming projects. Unless you count the animated movie Horrorween which seems to have been filming for three years now. The film boasts a impressive cast of crap including; Tom Savini, Joe Estevez, Donald Trump and Flavor Flav.

The number one rule of 2Snaps is we never write about dead people, however, I have to break it for the millionth time. Our friends over at TLA Video just sent us an E-mail announcing the death of, Jack Wrangler. I figured since not many news sources would be carrying it, I should.

Wrangler has been called "the king of ‘70s gay porn," and a recent documentary on him, Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon just won a GayVN Award for Best Alternative release.

"Making this film was a great opportunity to pay tribute to a man who lives his life with grace, humor and confidence, and was a role model for an entire generation of men," said director Jeffrey Schwarz.

"Jack and the filmmakers he worked with were truly pioneers in the industry, and I hope this film can remind us that porn can be revolutionary, inspirational, and just plain fun."  read more »

Like is wasn't bad enough that Jenna Jameson decided to reproduce in the first place, now she wound up having two kids instead of one! This is going to result in either one big therapy bill, one really kinky porn movie or both once they grow up. 2Snaps sends our deepest apologies to the unnamed babies, because it's is going to be a long, cruel childhood!

AVN originally broke the good news:

"Porn superstar Jenna Jameson gave birth to healthy twin boys at a Newport Beach hospital. Jameson's boyfriend and former UFC champ Tito Ortiz is the father of the twins."  read more »

Yesterday television station KVOA TV's Super Bowl broadcast was interrupted by a short clip of porn. "Officials at Comcast said about 30 seconds from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast. The company was still working Sunday night to figure out how it happened," via the Arizona Daily Star.

The BBC described the clip as "a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two." So basically the people in Tuscan, Arizona were treated to a visual of what their team was busy doing in the game-- blowing! (*rim shot*)

Last night while I was watching the 3D commercials I thought "why don't they show the Super Bowl in 3D," but KVOA TV's idea to net more viewers is way better than mine. They should show the Super Bowl in 3 versions; 1) the regular way on NBC 2) in 3D on some other channel 3) with an alternative "adult" halftime show on basic cable. God knows I would have rather watched that than Bruce Springsteen and the Geriatric Band.

In case you want to know what your co-workers are talking about, the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Arizona Cardinals 27-23 in Super Bowl XLIII. Bonus: Santonio Holmes won the MVP.

You have to love America because it is one of the few places where you can become a Z-list celebrity by blowing someone's face off. Amy Fisher aka The Long Island Lolita has decided to try to make some money in the porn business. Her husband doesn't mind as long she only bangs chicks, so basically this shit already sucks. Not only is Amy old and unattractive but it is a well known fact that men need dick in their porn. Lesbians only do it for them in real life, not on video. Anyway you can watch her porn trailer below, it is PG rated, just her washing a car in a bikini and random crap like that. Enjoy!