Portia de Rossi

Now that Ellen DeGeneres is officially married to Portia de Rossi will she sperminate her?

Elizabeth Snead says: "Portia told People that having kids is something she and Ellen talk about 'every few months' but that it's probably not in their 'immediate future.'"

DeGeneres joked, "If they [the kids] would be as pretty as Brad and Angelina's kids, we might." Maybe they should ask Pitt to donate the sperm and Jolie to carry the baby, that way they could be 100% positive that it would be pretty and eternally blessed.

I heard that David Crosby and Clay Aiken are also available.

Ellen and Portia tied the knot during a small ceremony Saturday.  read more »

Lesbians should thank god everyday for Ellen DeGeneres, because without her Rosie O'donnell would be the "face" of lesbianism and that is a face no one wants to get behind.

Eonline reports that: "Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi swapped vows Saturday in front of family and friends at their Beverly Hills estate."

DeGengeres and Rossi recently decided to cancel their bigger planned wedding for a smaller event. Around 30 wedding guests arrived at Ellen's house for the ceremony.

Ellen had even joked about having a huge wedding at the 2008 Daytime Emmy Awards: "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It is crazy. My gardener is now invited."

"It was all close friends and family," said a source. Also no celebrities were spotted at the event and the poor gardener was probably pissed that he was never really invited. Ellen better sleep with one eye open.

The couple were allowed to legally wed because on May 15 the California Supreme Court ruled against a ban on gay marriage declaring it unconstitutional. DeGeneres announced the couple's engagement to a standing ovation on her TV show soon after the ruling.  read more »

Wow a lot is going on in California! First they approve same sex marriages and then the entire state begins to burn! I'm not suggesting anything, and I am 100% for gay marriage, but while our Editor is homeless due to the Big Sur fires; Ellen Degeneres and Fiancée Portia de Rossi were photographed enjoying their vacation in Italy. I am not saying that they should be here putting out fires but where the hell is Sean Penn? He had no problems going to New Orleans (way after the hurricane was over) for a photo-op, why the hell is he not in California holding a garden hose? At least Portia de Rossi supplied us with topless pictures and hopefully they are enough to hold us over for the week; because my livelihood has been compromised due to the 2snaps' headquarters being burned down! My five crack-babies need to eat people!  read more »