Pregnant

Tila Tequila has lost her mind... Following her fake marriage -- that ended with the death of her "fiance" Casey Johnson -- Tequila announced that she had been knocked up by The Game. The Game denied this. Tequila promised to eventually reveal the real father, but ended up "denting" her head before making the announcement.

This was followed by promises of suicide, an announcement that she plans on adopting, and "SUPER DUPER SEXY MILF PHOTOSHOOT VIDEOs" -- her words not mine!

Phew

Now Tila's Rotspot claims to have E-mails from Tila corresponding with a fake magazine editor, who was pretending to care about her unborn child. This was Tila's response:

"So, as of right now, after the unfortunate accident last night with my head concussion and miscarriage, I am no longer pregnant. Please don't announce to the media that I lost my baby. It's something very private to heartbreaking to me and I dont need the media to poke fun of someone who just lost her baby. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THAT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY OR JUST ADOPT ONE."  read more »

I didn't even realize Nicole Richie was pregnant again, but this was posted on her website today:

"In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes."

This is her second baby with Joel Madden. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born in January 2008.

No comment on the name Sparrow, because does it really matter what your name is when you're born a millionaire?

Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a 7 pound, 14 ounce baby named David Daniel Otunga Jr. late Monday. Hudson never publicly announced her pregnancy, but rumors started circulating after she started wearing loose fitting clothes.

The 27-year-old ex-American Idol contestant rose to fame after she starred in the movie/musical Dream Girls.  read more »

Here are two of the Samantha Burke pregnant-bikini pictures that have hit the web. Back in July Burke's lawyer told TMZ that she was pregnant with Jude Law's fourth baby. The baby is due October 6th.

Burke has been "chronicling" her pregnancy on Photobucket. See all the pictures here (site NSFW or people under the age of 18).

"Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy."  read more »

Actually the Sarah Jessica Parker baby rumor is true. She and her husband Matthew Broderick are having twin girls with a surrogate. A statement from their publicist said that the couple are "happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer..." Blah, blah, blah! Who cares because Britney Spears is supposed to be pregnant again.

Ryan Seacrest claims that he heard from a "reliable source" that Spears is knocked up. The best part is that the father may be one of her backup dancers who she is supposedly banging while on tour. Also don't forget that Kevin Federline has been sniffing around too so anyone's sperm could be the guilty party. This is a slice of Maury Povich heaven, so lets all pray that it is true and hope she doesn't know who the father is.

Her spokesliar did respond to the rumors claiming, “She’s absolutely not pregnant. I have no idea where this ridiculous rumour has come from…”

Seacrest wouldn't lie to us would he?  read more »

This is what a "family insider" told Star magazine:

"Yes, Angie is pregnant. They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."

The source claims that Jolie is about two and a half months pregnant with baby number 7!

This is indeed a result of the pressure Jolie must be feeling from her competitors OctoMom and Madonna. Madge's failure to secure 4-year-old, Mercy Jamees from Malawi opened the door for Jolie to get knocked up, temporarily defeating Madonna and getting her one-step closer to taking her crown back from OctoMom. She is only an adoption away from nine-babies, a luxury Nadya Suleman does not have. Jolie will be the baby queen once again, and can get back to focusing on raising her own personal army for world domination very soon. Suleman be damned!

This is also perfect timing since Star claims that Angie and Brad have been fighting since she caught her husband "warmly comforting a nanny in February."

After six years of marriage TV stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting their first child. A a source with diarrhea of the mouth told People that Sarah is due in the Fall, and is "very excited."

Gellar is returning to TV with HBO's new show, The Wonderful Maladays, which is a step up from her failed movie career of bad J-horror remakes and cartoon adaptations. Meanwhile her hubby just shot a pilot for ABC for a new show titled, No Heroics.

Was Rihanna pregnant when Chris Brown beat her? That is what two tabloid covers say, so it must be true!

That would clear a lot of things up in my mind. Maybe Brown wasn't angry over a text message after all, he was just performing a white trash abortion.

Star magazine's March 9 issue (on sale now) claims "Rihanna consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris' baby."

Some nosey bitch said, "She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable."

Well in all fairness, she did just get her ass beat and it was bigger news than the Grammys themselves. I think most of us would have been a little "fidgety."

Meanwhile Brown has started attending anger management classes, yada, yada, yada...

I have to ask this question though; when Brown starts dating a new woman (or if Rihanna goes back to him) and he beats that woman, do we have to pretend we feel bad for her? Seriously let me know, so I don't wind up pissing off more people in the future!

I have not been following the nutcase who gave birth to 14-kids, because it absolutely nauseates me. Jon and Kate Plus 8 should do us all a favor and knife this bitch!

Anyway TMZ released this horrid picture of the lady being called "Octopussy," "Octomom" or just plain "insane," and I must warn you it almost made my retinas burn. This is what a human being looks like 8 days before giving birth to a litter -- like a cat. It is so disgusting that I won't even publish this atrocity on the front page.

See the nastiness after the jump!  read more »

I hate to rain on your parade but Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced that she pregnant with her third spawn. This means 1) Tom is still banging her, and 2) that the Republicans will possibly have one more vote in 18-years.

Hasselbeck made the announcement Thursday on The View, "We are thankful for such great news and will begin planning our zone defense strategy immediately," she badly joked.

Her and her husband, who played for the Arizona Cardinals, are already the parents of 3-year-old Grace Elisabeth and 15-month-old Taylor Thomas.  read more »