Pregnant Man

How bad does Nadya Suleman need money for her 14-babies? Well if she gets desperate enough, the porn company, Vivid Entertainment has offered her $1 Million to make a few X-rated movies.

A few, not one! If OctoMommy agrees to their terms, she will become a "contract girl," meaning she would have to star in multiple films. Vivid also told TMZ that they would sweeten the deal by giving her children "full medical and dental insurance."

My advice is that she takes the deal. I sold porn for three-years and it offered great benefits and good pay. Also Vivid is one of the classier (and boring) porn makers. They even use condoms in all of their films... So no worries about anymore babies!

So tell us, would you watch an OctoMommy porn?  read more »

The Nov. 17 issue of Star says Jennifer Aniston is having John Mayer's twins, but she is not pregnant yet?!?! Are fertility treatments that high-tech you can just choose to have twins? If so, she should just choose to deliver an entire third world country so she can catch up with Angelina?

Star reports, "that Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. Jen's biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn't meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she's proposed to John and he's excited about being a dad, she's doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She's even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins."

Jen has changed her diet "eating cassava root, a wild yam, because women in Africa who consume it have the highest rate of conceived twins."

I also heard if you do it while standing on your head it increases your chances. Well good luck, if it works out for her it will just prove that the rich and famous can have anything they want.

TMZ claims "an unimpeachable source" told them that Jamie Lynn Spears is NOT pregnant, but whose source is telling the truth? TMZ's "unimpeachable source" or the National Enquirer's "close source."

I looked up unimpeachable in the Dictionary (No I don't own one, I used the one online!) and this is the definition it gave me: [uhn-im-pee-chuh-buhl] –adjective; above suspicion; impossible to discredit; impeccable: unimpeachable motives.

That sounds a lot more serious than "close," but why would the National Enquirer lie? I just refuse to believe they would do that to us. I rechecked The Enquirer's website and they seem to be sticking to their story. They even added this to the end of their "World Exclusive" article: For the full shocking story and to discover WHO the new baby’s father is – pick up the latest National Enquirer. I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens, unless she already took her friends' advice and killed it?  read more »

I have been trying to find ways to get politically involved during the 08 elections, but besides finding Sarah Palin panties there is really nothing interesting going on. That was until I remembered the great Weekly World News. I knew they would have the political story no one else was covering, they are kind of like 60 Minutes in that way.

Anyway WWN reports that in a surprising twist "The Alien" refused to back Senator John McCain "after eight years of unwavering support for President Bush."

In other news Mother Nature herself told WWN that she endorses Al Gore for president, but I guess that is old news.

You can keep up with all Weekly World News' political coverage here.

No word on who Batboy endorses yet, but I will let you know as soon as its announced.  read more »

Do you know the story of Freddy Krueger? He was born the bastard son of 100 maniacs and that is why he is a such an evil brat. That is the first thing that popped into my mind when I read that, USmagazine.com broke the news that porn slut ,Jenna Jameson is pregnant.

She told the US, "that her and her boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, 'are still in a state of shock.'"

And so am I. Imagine being the kid born into that? Not only is your mom the most famous whore on the planet, and your father looks like an ape, Jenna will also be the second pregnant man of 2008, not even the first.

Well at least the kid will get to live in luxury the first 9 months. Jenna's womb has been pounded on so much, it must be like living in 10-bedroom mansion. The kid will probably have a hot tub and mini bar in there as soon as it grows hands.

It better open some windows and let that shit air out though!

The Pregnant Man did it! He had his baby! The woman, who became a guy, who's name I can't remember gave birth to a baby girl named, Susan Juliette. However The Pregnant Man can not breast feed so his wife Nancy Thomas is doing it. Go Nancy!

We have said so much about The Pregnant Man in the past it is hard to come up with anything new, but I guess we need to give him a new name because he is no longer pregnant. His real name is Thomas Beatie and he decided to stop taking his hormone treatments to give birth when his wife could no longer become pregnant.

See Pregnant Man - pregnant Here

The baby looks good from this picture, and the Pregnant Man told People: "When Susan finally came out, it was like in slow motion. I was full of wonder," we all are Tommy, we truly are  read more »