Robert Pattinson

Welcome back! I hope you had a great holiday because for Twilight fans it wasn't so good. If you haven't heard, Robert Pattinson cut off his dreamy hair and Twilighters are not too happy about it.

As HYB's Kevin Touch (who worked on Christmas to publish this story) pointed out, this is probably the early signs of his impending nervous breakdown.

"Pattinson is losing his mind because of the over-obsessive Twilight fans. The young actor has expressed his displeasure with fans asking him to bite their necks, mobbing him and has even said he is worried about his own safety."

The other concern over his new look is what will happen to Edward, the vampire he plays in the Twilight films. The second film New Moon is scheduled to start shooting in about 3 months, and fans are wondering if that is enough time for Edward's hair to grow back. If not he will just have to sport a weave.

I would also like to thank all the insane, obsessive, overweight Twilight fans for doing a great job in making Robert Pattinson as batshit insane as them. He will hopefully be a drug addict or recluse by the third film.  read more »

Starring in one of the biggest movies of the year can be exhausting, so Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson decided to unwind by enjoying some tobacco. While Pattinson's came in the normal, legal, variety, Stewart's may have been the not-so-legal, wacky tobaccy kind. You can see the young actress puffing away at a pipe on a sidewalk of L.A. below. Maybe she was doing research for the Twilight sequel, New Moon? Perhaps Bella does a little teenage experimenting with drugs? I'm not sure, you'll have to ask some random teen, because I never read the books.

(I wish I had smoked some weed before I went to see the movie last week, seriously they should hand it out at the door, it's that boring.)

Or they both could have been celebrating their rumored $10 million raise. Reports are saying that the young stars will be receiving a combined $25 million for Twilight 2, that is one hell of a pay raise, from the $2 mil they earned for the first film.

However, it doesn't matter if Stewart got caught giving $10 handjobs on the corner, or if Pattinson was caught smoking crack -- nothing is going to derail the Twilight train anytime soon, you can bet on that.  read more »

New teen-heartthrob Robert Pattinson plays the vampire Edward Cullen in the upcoming Twilight film (Watch Trailer Here), so it's no surprise that he is getting his own Action Figure. The actual surprise is how much it really looks like him. Compare this picture of him at the Los Angeles premiere of Sex Drive last night, and the action figure below. The Robert Pattinson doll should be available sometime next year.  read more »

X17 caught up with Twilight star Robert Pattinson after the MTV Music Awards, and asked him about the host, Russell Brand cutting him off the other night. Pattinson replied that he thinks Brand did it by accident and that he had no hard feelings.

Meanwhile hordes of Twilight fans are still mad at me for calling them fat:

One self-described "plus size" fan says "I don't think that there is any hope for that person. That just makes me sick!"

Another calls for me to be "stoned" -- "What a sleeze. Ugh. Vicious and unnecessarily cruel people like him should be publicly stoned. What the hell does a person's weight matter in relation to their interests?? Ugh, I'm absolutely ill thinking about how people like that can taint such an amazing experience for others. Total d-bag."

And real proof that Twilight fans are nuts, one even tried to claim being fat is a "disability" -- "Not only are his insults inaccurate but he's also slamming a population of people with a disability."

However like Pattinson, "I have no hard feelings towards the Twilight community. Its mostly comprised of women and they are all probably just on the rag.

Can't we all just get along?